[TheOtherOne]

There is something seriously wrong with these 'parents'

[TheOtherOne]

Besides International Media exposure, the highest bidder is securing a wonderful future for countless children.100% goes to Charity!!!!! (minus any ebay fees) 50% will go to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and 50% to the Children's Hospital of Los Angeles.

I hope someone holds these morons to this contractual promise.

[Kirkwood]

Myparents Areidiots Jones

[Kirkwood]

I'm amazed that the child is now almost 2 years old and has no name. Idiots.

[decal]

"How cute would little Pepsi, Jell-O, or Ebay be on the playground!..."

She'll be the one carrying the axe...

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

I've got ten bucks that says these 'parents' are Liberals who are firmly against suborning slavery, indentured servitude, child emotional abuse, child prostitution and the pimping thereof.

Except, of course, in their own case.

[John Frum]

Name the kid 'Soda' or 'Seven'. LAFF

[Redcloak]

How about a FReep-a-thon to name the kid "Mynutballparents R. Apairoffreaks"?

[Allegra]

WE GIVE UP!!!!!!

Oh, for cryin' out freakin' loud.

How hard can it be??? How indecisive can you be???

[frankiep]

OK, maybe we do need to start giving out licenses before people can have children.

[freepatriot32]

we should hold a freep atho n like another poster suggested but when we win we should name the baby ronald magnus reagan :-)

[Laurita]

I could be wrong, but there should be (at least) four grandparents hopping mad. I know my mother would still take a switch to me if I pulled something

like this.

[Mmmike]

In choosing a name, I'd venture a guess as to the parents' lifestyle and political orientation and I'd be sure I kept that in mind.

Since it's a girl, I'd pick "Phyllis Schlafly" or "Martha Dandridge" or "Laura Barbara Nancy Betty Pat Mamie".

If it were a boy, "John Paul Benedict" or "Ronald Wilson" or "James Dobson" would do nicely.

[Popman]

What did you call me???

[MikefromOhio]

Let's name the kid Eric Cartman!!!

[Maceman]

Maybe they should just do what the character Murray did in "A Thousand Clowns" when his lowlife sister deposited her infant son on his doorstep.

He didn't name the boy. Instead, Murray told the boy he could pick whatever name he wanted, for as long as he wanted, until he was 13, at which point he would have to pick a permanent name:

"He went through a long period of dog names when he was still little, Rover and King having a real vogue there for a while. For three months he referred to himself as Big Sam, then there was Snoopy, Chip, Rock, Marty, Lamont, Chevrolet, Wyatt, Yancy, Woodrow, The Phantom and Dr. Morris Fishbein. He received his library card last year in the name of Raphael Sabatini, and only last week a friend of his called asking if Toulouse could come over.”

[sharktrager]

Let's all chip in and name the kid "My parents are idiots".