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So very, very strange....
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| 6/7/05
Posted on 06/07/2005 2:00:49 PM PDT by LibWhacker
MELBOURNE (Reuters) - An Australian woman was found to be carrying 51 live tropical fish after custom officials were alerted by "flipping" noises coming from beneath her skirt as she arrived at Melbourne airport.
On closer inspection, officers discovered the woman had strapped on an apron of plastic water-filled bags containing the fish, the Australian Customs Service said in a statement on Tuesday.
"During the search, customs officers became suspicious after hearing 'flipping' noises coming from the vicinity of her waist," said the statement.
The 43-year-old woman arrived in Melbourne on a flight from Singapore last Friday. Customs are still trying to determine what type of fish she brought into the country and have not yet charged her with an offence.
She could face charges for breaking quarantine and customs laws for bringing in the fish without giving a declaration.
A search of the woman's home in Melbourne found another five fish.
TOPICS: Australia/New Zealand; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: australia; australian; customs; degeneresbait; fish; flipping; hillarybait; noises; odonnellbait; quarantine; renobait; skirt; smellsliketunafish; smuggling; somethingsmellsfishy; tasteslikechicken; tropical
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To: LibWhacker
2
posted on
06/07/2005 2:02:46 PM PDT
by
Graybeard58
(Remember and pray for Spec.4 Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
To: LibWhacker
3
posted on
06/07/2005 2:03:00 PM PDT
by
coloradan
(Hence, etc.)
To: LibWhacker
They were to be used in a Fish Slapping Dance contest.
To: LibWhacker
I've secretly toted around a trouser trout a few times in my day.
5
posted on
06/07/2005 2:03:12 PM PDT
by
Lekker 1
("Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"- Harry M. Warner, Warner Bros., 1927)
To: LibWhacker
To: LibWhacker; All
I think she is...gill-ty as charged. That's a wrap.
To: LibWhacker
Is that the sloshing of fish in your drawers, or are you just happy to see me?
8
posted on
06/07/2005 2:04:34 PM PDT
by
DocH
(Gun-grabbers, you can HAVE my guns... lead first.)
To: LibWhacker
Them's good eatin'.
9
posted on
06/07/2005 2:04:51 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Drug prohibition laws spawned the runaway federal health care monopoly and fund terrorism.)
To: coloradan
51 fish?
Maybe she should have scaled back?!?
To: LibWhacker
I can only assume it's Bush's fault...
11
posted on
06/07/2005 2:05:28 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(Orwellian Relativism: All philosophies are equal, but some philosophies are more equal than others.)
To: DocH
Maybe it's just fan mail from a flounder?
To: All
Reuters Photo: A woman on a flight from Singapore to Melbourne shows the 51 live tropical fish...
13
posted on
06/07/2005 2:06:20 PM PDT
by
newgeezer
(I'm a native American. Aren't you?)
To: LibWhacker
14
posted on
06/07/2005 2:06:35 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(The theory of evolution is the great cosmogenic myth of the twentieth century - Michael Denton)
To: pissant
Give me a ping Vasillis, one ping only please
15
posted on
06/07/2005 2:06:43 PM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(Think of me what you will, I've found a little void to fill)
To: blueblazes
not strange in that people try to smuggle exotic animals and fish out of Australia all the time
esp the cockatoos and budgies, you get a lot of money for them on the black market
To: LibWhacker
All she needed to complete her outfit was a pair of those old 70's disco platform shoes with fish in the clear, aquarium-like heels.
17
posted on
06/07/2005 2:09:38 PM PDT
by
DocH
(Gun-grabbers, you can HAVE my guns... lead first.)
To: windcliff
To: reagan_fanatic
Remember, they heard the fish, they didn't smell them...or if they did smell them, that alone didn't raise their suspicions...I've said too much already...
19
posted on
06/07/2005 2:12:24 PM PDT
by
gorush
(Exterminate the Moops!)
To: martin_fierro
In my defense,
Strange
But, arghhhhh anyway! :-)
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