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1 posted on 06/01/2005 9:58:14 PM PDT by dutchess
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It's Thursday at the Finest... stop in and read JohnHuang2's take on France and the EU Vote!!!! It's brilliant as always! Enjoy!!!

2 posted on 06/01/2005 10:01:14 PM PDT by dutchess
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Great job, JH2. Can hardly wait 'til Chirac out-of-orifice......


15 posted on 06/02/2005 5:03:27 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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oh so great JH2 & Dutchess.. with my slow dial up for the longest time I just had a flying eagle on the pledge !!!! love the toons... as usual your satire is amusing but too true John...thank you both.

Very busy day here. Will stop by as I get a chance but have several appts & am taking meals to elders (which means I must cook ... and NOT BURN PANS). Friend is going to be here at 4 to help me with yard work. He is an elder gent & very sweet in wanting to help. As he is frail & bent over w/osteoporosis, I will just have him mow. He can lean on mower & not do heavy things. and it will help!

Have a good day all you FReeper FRiends but before I leave here is some fun food for thought...

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ZEN for those who take life too seriously...


1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.

2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT.

3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.

4. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.

5. 42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.

6. 99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME.

7. I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.

8. HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.

9. REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.

10. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST.

11. DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.

12. THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE.

13. I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.

14. SUPPORT BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.

15. MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK.

16. A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.

17. CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES.

18. GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR SPOUSE. IT'LL BE A GREAT TRADE!

19. PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW.

20. ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT!

21. IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.

22. HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS? RAISE MY HAND.

23 . OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?

24. HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE INK?

25. IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED SOMETHING.

26. WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.

27. HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.

28. EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. SOME JUST DO NOT HAVE FILM.

29. IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS?

30. HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?

31. EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.

32. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE?

33. I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND BUT MY BRAINS KEPT FALLING OUT.

34. I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER.

35. WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME?

36. INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED.

37. JUST REMEMBER - IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.

38. LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.


17 posted on 06/02/2005 5:47:43 AM PDT by DollyCali ("Thank you for your ANSWERS". POTUS to press at end of Presser 28April05)
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This one should have come with a warning not to be drinking coffee while reading so as not to spill it and burn oneself. :)

I say good on the French voters, they flushed!


18 posted on 06/02/2005 6:10:10 AM PDT by Aquamarine
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To: dutchess; JohnHuang2
Excellent thread!

Thanks for the awesome essay John!

Thanks for posting the thread Dutchess!

God bless both of you!
34 posted on 06/02/2005 9:01:21 AM PDT by Mrs.Nooseman
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Sooooooo good as usual, and quite prophetic, too, seeing as how the Dutch did finish nailing the hide of the EU to the wall! Loved it and it should be required reading in Washington! Makes more sense than anything that does come from there!
60 posted on 06/02/2005 6:22:35 PM PDT by luvie ((Freedom is on the march. Freedom is the birthright and deep desire of every human soul.GWB 3-29-05))
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