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"I sense a great disturbance in the Force-oh,wait. It'sjust those chili dogs I had for lunch."

"I find your lack of faith in my wife's ability to win in 2008 quite disturbing."

1 posted on 05/28/2005 2:58:46 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel
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To: WestVirginiaRebel

"These aren't the 'droids you're looking for. Move along."


2 posted on 05/28/2005 3:00:34 PM PDT by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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To: WestVirginiaRebel

I am death, the destoryer of worlds and people.


3 posted on 05/28/2005 3:00:55 PM PDT by Trueblackman (Terrorism and Liberalism never sleep and neither do I)
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To: WestVirginiaRebel

Can't we just freeze the assho.. in carbomite and be done with it.


4 posted on 05/28/2005 3:01:25 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (US socialist liberalism would be dead without the help of politicians who claim to be conservative.)
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To: WestVirginiaRebel
Showing an obscene visage to the general public is an offense:
there are CHILDREN around!!!
At the very least you should have photoshopped a fig leaf over that face, or a greater part of it.
5 posted on 05/28/2005 3:02:52 PM PDT by GSlob
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To: WestVirginiaRebel

"Just step a little closer, honey, and let me get a ... look at you."

6 posted on 05/28/2005 3:03:13 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (I can't think of anything clever.)
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"Lesh shee now...if I can jussh shtabilize thish room long enough to grab one of those sixsh boxes of viagarara I shee floating before me."


8 posted on 05/28/2005 3:07:30 PM PDT by E=MC<sup>2</sup> (...And on the 666th day, satan created the demonrat party.)
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"Let me squeeze your peaches and your buns. Then you can Kiss IT."


9 posted on 05/28/2005 3:08:06 PM PDT by buffyt ("If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be if without it?" Ben Franklin)
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To: WestVirginiaRebel

"And so I say to future tsunamis, feel my wrath."


11 posted on 05/28/2005 3:09:32 PM PDT by Normal4me
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What do you mean the government is'nt going to supply viagra to sex offenders?!


13 posted on 05/28/2005 3:09:59 PM PDT by aliquando (A Scout is T, L, H, F, C, K, O, C, T, B, C, and R.)
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"I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"


15 posted on 05/28/2005 3:11:34 PM PDT by Zeon Cowboy (To liberals, the world is a tragedy; to conservatives, it's a comedy. Zeoncowboy.blogspot.com)
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No caption, but this man needs to learn to spend a weekend at home, dipping chips in Velveeta and Rotel, watching the Discovery Channel.
16 posted on 05/28/2005 3:12:57 PM PDT by Flyer (I've seen your king come and go here)
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He looks like he is very ill. AIDS?


19 posted on 05/28/2005 3:14:57 PM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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"Well, I'm thinking those puppies are about a "D" cup."


20 posted on 05/28/2005 3:16:02 PM PDT by msf92497 (My brain is "twitchy")
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""I sense a great disturbance in the Force-oh,wait. It'sjust those chili dogs I had for lunch." "I find your lack of faith in my wife's ability to win in 2008 quite disturbing.""


:}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

24 posted on 05/28/2005 3:29:06 PM PDT by anonymoussierra (In te credo, in te spero, te amo, te adoro, beata Trinitas unus Deus)
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To: WestVirginiaRebel; Howlin


25 posted on 05/28/2005 3:32:00 PM PDT by Libloather (Marriage is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand...)
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"I did not have sexual relations with that invisible women"


27 posted on 05/28/2005 3:35:52 PM PDT by vipervomit (gun control means being able to hit your target!)
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"I don`t care what anyone says, Hitlery will be President and I will be the first first man of the White House and we will be back again! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

29 posted on 05/28/2005 3:41:09 PM PDT by EdHallick
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"Luke, I ain't your daddy."


30 posted on 05/28/2005 3:42:47 PM PDT by Junior (“Even if you are one-in-a-million, there are still 6,000 others just like you.”)
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"Kyan just did my hair and Carson picked out this shirt. Next Ted will show me how to make chili fingers for my dinner tonight with Geraldo. Hasta la vista, baby."

Leni

32 posted on 05/28/2005 3:47:19 PM PDT by MinuteGal ("The Marines keep coming. We are shooting, but the Marines won't stop !" (Fallujah Terrorists)
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Thanks, Monica! Now let me say the magic words and you'll be HEALED!!!
34 posted on 05/28/2005 3:51:34 PM PDT by albee (A paranoid schizophrenic is somebody who just found out what is going on.)
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