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‘It’s me ... it’s me,’ actor who played troublesome character passes on
Georgetown Times ^ | May 27, 2005 | Robbin Bruce

Posted on 05/27/2005 11:55:07 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife

I saw on television the other day that a fellow named Howard Morris had passed away. His name sounded familiar but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. A few minutes later, a scroll came across the bottom of the screen and this time I knew I had heard the name before but I couldn’t figure out where. It was driving me over the edge.

Then, I remembered.

What got me wasn’t that I didn’t recognize his name, but how in the world could I have forgotten it. He was almost as much a part of my childhood as Ultraman and Happy Raine.

When I was a youngster and Momma would call me in for supper every evening, the TV would be on and I’d hear someone whistling. On the screen would be a tall man and a young kid walking down the road, fishing poles over their shoulders. Then, the announcer would say, “The Andy Griffith Show.”

A few minutes later, it would show Andy and Barney sitting around the jail house, then all of a sudden a rock would come through the window and in the background you’d hear a voice ring out, “It’s me. It’s me. It’s Earnest T. Bass.”

Earnest’s real name was Howard Morris. One of those lovable characters from the show we all grew up with. Even today, the reruns are still playing to a large audience and a new generation of kids are watching Andy, Opie, Aunt Bea, Barney, Gomer and Goober. And we can’t forget Floyd the Barber, Andy’s girlfriend and Opie’s teacher Miss Helen Crump and Barney’s girlfriend Thelma Lou.

Then, there was Juanita, the girl at the diner that you never saw but who Barney was always flirting with on that two-handed telephone. You have to wonder what in the world she looked like if all she had to do was look forward to a call from Barney every day.

And then, there was Ernest T. Bass, the off-the-wall, poetry-spouting, rock-chunking weirdo from up in the hills.

After I heard about his death, I looked him up on the Internet. He had only been on five episodes of the show but it seemed like more. Maybe it’s because I remember him more than the others.

What I found to be more incredible than the number of episodes he was in is that he actually directed several of the shows. When I think of him, I think of that dirty ball cap, his black vest, grungy T-shirt and even grungier pants. How could a guy who looks like that be a director?

I can’t forget the time he came to town wanting a uniform. Andy and Barney, using common sense, figured he wanted to join the Army. They spent half the show trying to get him signed up but they later learned the reason he wanted the uniform was to impress his girl back in the hills because another fellow had come home from the Army wearing a uniform and she was impressed. Another time, the girl told Ernest he had to have an education before she would marry him. When he said his ABCs, it came out “a, b, c, d, q, u, v, x z, Australia!” And his sums (math) went like this: “one possum plus one possum equals eight possums, cause one’s a daddy possum and the other is the momma possum, and that means they wind up with six more possums, and that’ll equal eight possums.”

Or how about the time he wanted to marry the only daughter of the Darlings. You remember them, don’t you? They were the mountain family that came to town every now and then to play some bluegrass with Andy. Come to think of it, they probably did more to introduce country music to the rest of the world than any other group, seeing how re-runs of the Andy Griffith Show are shown all over the world. Anyway, she wanted to marry another fellow but Ernest T had it in his mind to marry her and nothing was going to get between him and his betrothed. Remember when Ernest ripped back the veil to finally “rub lips” with his betrothed only to find Barney, decked out in a white wedding dress, staring back at him. I don’t know who had the most disgusted look on their face — Barney or Ernest.

It’s funny how a TV show becomes part of our lives.

Maybe it’s because even today, 40 years after it went off the air, somewhere, some kid is watching Otis stroll in the jail and close the cell door behind him. Our parents laughed with us as we watched Barney load his one bullet and now our kids are laughing with us as we watch it for the umpteenth time. Someday, hopefully, our grandkids will sit on our laps and we’ll do it, again. That says something about the show if you think about it. Maybe it doesn’t stand up there with a Shakespeare or a Faulkner but it was a classic in its own right because it showed us a time when things were much simpler, a man’s word was his bond and the only thing kids had to worry about was if they’d make it home for supper on time.

A little kid told Howard Morris one time that he wanted to be just like Ernest T.

Howard replied, “Why? That guy’s a nut.”

Maybe so. But that nut has brought laughter to at least three generations so far and how many more we’ll never know.

That’s nothing to laugh about.

Thanks, Ernest. Excuse me, I mean Mr. Morris.

Mr. Bruce is an Andrews resident. His e-mail address is robbinbruce@yahoo.com or he may be reached by mail in care of this newspaper at P.O. Box 2778, Georgetown, SC 29442


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: andygriffithshow; earnesttbass; mayberry
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Floyd the Barber was also a Nirvana song. He was a well know homosexual and pedophile, at least on the Howard Stern show.
61 posted on 05/27/2005 12:54:18 PM PDT by BallyBill
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To: BallyBill
He was a well know homosexual and pedophile

WHO? Floyd the Barber? Or the actor? whoa momma!

62 posted on 05/27/2005 12:55:42 PM PDT by Fudd Fan (I'm rootin' for ya Bolton, but please lose the 'stache!)
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To: LibFreeOrDie

Ikept seeing the name Howard Morris and all I kept thinking of was Your Show of Shows not Andy Griffith and wondering if it was the same guy ... thanks LibFree for setting me straight.

What a shame about his passing. He was one of the stars of the Sid Caesar Show of SHows with Imogene Coca, Carl Reiner. He also had a long career as a comedy writer on TV and in movies and I believe he had a collaboration with Mel Brooks on a number of movies including Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs etc.

Anyway, the Show of Shows skit with Sid Caesar doing the "THIS is Your Life" bit, where HowardMorris is literally hanging onto Caesar's legs as he paces about the stage is one of the funniest bits EVER... EVER... if you havent seen it yet, prepare to need oxygen you'll be laughing so hard..

Many fond memories of Howard Morris... Keep Em laughing, little guy!!


63 posted on 05/27/2005 12:56:32 PM PDT by UncleSamUSA (the land of the free and the home of the brave)
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To: blueblazes

Floyd had a stroke part way through the series.

In all the later episodes you only see him seated.


64 posted on 05/27/2005 12:59:10 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Democrats haven't had a new idea since Karl Marx.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

I'm glad they kept Floyd employed despite his stroke. That show seemed like a real family and maybe they actually did act like one too.


65 posted on 05/27/2005 1:01:26 PM PDT by blueblazes
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To: UncleSamUSA

I'm too young to remember Howard Morris with Sid Caesar - but I do remember Ernest T. Bass! To this day, if you want to give my dad the giggles, just say "Ernest T" and that will do it. Morris didn't have to say a word, if he was in the episode, dad was hysterical. Not many actors/characters of that caliber in this or any time. May he rest in peace.


66 posted on 05/27/2005 1:03:23 PM PDT by Fudd Fan (I'm rootin' for ya Bolton, but please lose the 'stache!)
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To: Deb

That was another actor.........


67 posted on 05/27/2005 1:05:18 PM PDT by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Goooooooogle your own name.............)
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To: UncleSamUSA
"...the Show of Shows skit with Sid Caesar doing the "THIS is Your Life" bit, where HowardMorris is literally hanging onto Caesar's legs as he paces about the stage is one of the funniest bits EVER... EVER

Yes!! Uncle Goopy!!! Too bad that's not one of the clips on that site.

68 posted on 05/27/2005 1:09:01 PM PDT by LibFreeOrDie (L'chaim!)
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To: Mrs. Obelix

Thanks for that link. I've been a Trek fan for years - and never made that connection!


69 posted on 05/27/2005 1:15:07 PM PDT by knittnmom
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To: The Clemson Tiger; All
Where did Gomer Pyle go when he left Mayberry?
He went to Blowing Rock.
(an old N.C. joke)

Poor Rock Hudson, had no friends but got Nabor's up the ass.
70 posted on 05/27/2005 1:16:21 PM PDT by olde north church (Priority: MESSAGE, then messenger.)
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To: blueblazes
I'm glad they kept Floyd employed despite his stroke. That show seemed like a real family and maybe they actually did act like one too.

Apparently they were like a family ... I believe Howard McNear (Floyd) returned after coaxing by Andy. He was another character that could break me up without saying a word ... Just his reactions, the stuff you can't script.

71 posted on 05/27/2005 1:20:32 PM PDT by Mr. Buzzcut (metal god ... visit The Ponderosa .... www.vandelay.com)
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To: day10

Nip it, nip it, nip it in the bud.


72 posted on 05/27/2005 1:23:02 PM PDT by hobson
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To: UncleSamUSA

FOUND IT!! Video of "This Is Your Life" skit here:

http://tesla.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/tuner.php?channel=798&format=tv367g12&theme=guide


73 posted on 05/27/2005 1:24:26 PM PDT by LibFreeOrDie (L'chaim!)
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To: Deb

Arte Johnson was the German on Laugh-In.


74 posted on 05/27/2005 1:24:37 PM PDT by freepertoo
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

That whole cast was good, including Howard Morris. But Don Knotts was the man, when he left the show lost most of its comedy. It was very similar to MASH when Wayne Rogers and McLean Stevenson departed.


75 posted on 05/27/2005 1:28:30 PM PDT by Reaganwuzthebest
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To: Deb
Artie Johnson
76 posted on 05/27/2005 1:31:23 PM PDT by 50sDad ( ST3d - Star Trek Tri-D Chess! http://my.oh.voyager.net/~abartmes)
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To: Reaganwuzthebest
That whole cast was good, including Howard Morris. But Don Knotts was the man, when he left the show lost most of its comedy.

That definitely was the "shark jumping" moment. It also coincided with the show going to color. After that, Andy seemed to get crotchety and annoyed with the nitwits around him ...

The scenes with Knotts and Morris are priceless ... "Dad blame you Ernest T. bass!" "I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth!"

"Lemme take him out back and work him over."

"He'd kill you."

77 posted on 05/27/2005 1:33:01 PM PDT by Mr. Buzzcut (metal god ... visit The Ponderosa .... www.vandelay.com)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Dammit.....sitting with tears of memories streaming down my cheeks.

Not quite the same as sitting with tears of laughter at that Cheeky Ernest T.

As in everything Mayberry......all good things.....
sp


78 posted on 05/27/2005 1:33:25 PM PDT by sodpoodle (The Ivory Billed Woodpecker discovered Arkansas - when HRC moved to NY)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Remember when TV shows didn't want to "push the envelope"? When you could sit your child down in front of the TV and be sure that they wouldn't encounter bestiality, murder, rape, the "trans-gendered", the F word, or homosexuals? (See also "Same Sex Affection Disorder, or being SADD.) It was a time when telling a story you already knew was OK, when right was right, wrong was wrong, and "sin" wasn't gutted into being a "lifechoice". I miss those days.
79 posted on 05/27/2005 1:37:17 PM PDT by 50sDad ( ST3d - Star Trek Tri-D Chess! http://my.oh.voyager.net/~abartmes)
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To: Reaganwuzthebest
LOL! My wife and I have a phrase for when an actor decides he is better than his role, breaks out of what people want to pay to see, and disappears without a trace...it's MSS, the "McLean Stevenson Syndrome"!
80 posted on 05/27/2005 1:40:32 PM PDT by 50sDad ( ST3d - Star Trek Tri-D Chess! http://my.oh.voyager.net/~abartmes)
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