A Voter Switches Party Affiliation (Mod Threatens Hunger Strike, Cites Abysmal Quality of Trolls)

[TimmySnipples]

This letter is legitimate. I know because I helped him write it. When he asked me for help I was absolutely floored. I didn't think this day would come.

Republican National Committee 310 First Street, SE Washington, DC 20003

Dear RNC:

From the day I was eligible to register to vote I have been registered as a Republican. I have voted for Republican candidates willingly and sometimes with great pride. I reluctantly cast a vote for George Bush in 2000 despite his campaigns abominable behavior toward Sen. McCain in South Carolina. I did not repeat that mistake in 2004 yet I maintained my Republican registration due to municipal and state political activity. I can no longer do so in good conscience.

The neo-conservative agenda has made a mockery of the traditional conservative values with which I identify. A party that runs up monstrous deficits to fund an illegal war justified by deception cannot claim to represent fiscal responsibility or integrity. A party that pays overt homage to the symbol of the United States by opposing flag burning but advocates policies that rape, pillage and plunder the soil over which that flag flies cannot claim to represent environmental issues. A party that attempts to legislate sexuality, sacraments and personal medical decisions cannot claim to represent small government. A party that oppresses the poor and the weak cannot claim to represent compassionate conservatism.

I am no longer proud to be associated with a party of sore winners. Congratulations on achieving a majority in the judiciary, the legislature and the executive branches of government, but it is unfortunate for the U.S. Constitution and the people to whom you owe your power. The Republican Party is obviously not content with what it has achieved, but is bent on eradicating any semblance of a two/multi-party system in the United States. I am beyond humiliated that the party with whom I have been associated for twenty years has become a caricature of dictatorial theocratic ideologues. In your effort to instill a false sense of security among the populace against foreign threats you have managed to render us anxious about domestic tyranny.

Given the rather glaring irregularities in the 2004 presidential race as well as other state races, the illegal invasion of Iraq, the preoccupation with religious hegemony, the absurd circus surrounding the notion of eliminating the judicial filibuster, the disrespect shown to women, minorities and foreign governments I can no longer affiliate myself with the Republican Party. Today I do something I should have done six years ago. I am going to the Superintendent of Elections and changing my voter registration to the Democratic Party.

Regards,

[msp2004]

You go right ahead and eat... You were right on top of this loser. Mr. sNipples didn't know what hit him.

[Coop]

Welcome to the forum. You wouldn't be a friend of Timmy's now, would you? Hmmmmm?

[samtheman]

This is like the CSpan calls you hear every morning.

"I used to be a Republican, but not any more. Now that the neocons have taken over. I can't stand it anymore!"

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

[redhead]

Whee! Twice in the same day!!

Before LUNCH!!

[scott0347]

two fer maybe?

[Bigmack55]

hahahahahaha....Now everybody thinks I'm crazy as I sit here at my computer hahahahahah.....laughing. Man, you made hahahahah.....my dayhahahahahahahahahahahah.

[68 grunt]

Get the hell outta here! We don't need your demoncrap lying azz around here.

[Coop]

two fer maybe?

Could be. Please pass the butter.

[Sam's Army]

Ewww! That's icky! I'd never vote for Moby, he eats whales.... or something like that.

[MamaB]

This person is kinda odd. Wonder if he comes from that other site. You know which one.

[GaryMontana]

Given the rather glaring irregularities in the 2004 presidential race as ...

you mean such as the Democratic vote fixing in Wisconsin, Michigan and the Keystone State? OR the vote fixing in Chicago


If there were no fraudulent votes in 2004 the Dems would have lost those states too....

[Osage Orange]

This letter is legitimate. I know because I helped him write it.

So Timmy....do you have a secret playmate?

[UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide]

I have voted for Republican candidates willingly and sometimes with great pride.

This person never voted Republican in their life. Probably went to Republican meetings though - to spy for Democrats and sow dissention.

[Lady Jag]

[RebelTex]

"Sorry it took so long. I was on a lunch break."

Huh?  You get a lunch break?

Hmmm - gonna have to talk to Jim about that - lettin' the mods slack off - not workin' 'em hard 'nuff, heheh.

I mean, really, 60 seconds to zot a troll - that's 59 ticks too long - sheesh, mods get away with anything these days (lol).

Here, let me help you out:

Hey TimmySnipples - this one's for you!

[scott0347]

Sure

[Coop]

I am going to the Superintendent of Elections and changing my voter registration to the Democratic Party.

I didn't recognize this term, since it's often a Board of Elections or Secretary of State. So I googled, and only one state came up. Guess which one!

New Jersey

Home of Bogdan Polska! :-D

George Bush has good president! God blescz hero to Polish friends of Amerika!

[pfony1]

You DU trolls have lively imaginations, but no common sense...

Thanks for the "chuckle"...

[pfony1]

You DU trolls have lively imaginations, but no common sense...

Thanks for the "chuckle"...

[GOP_1900AD]

Dear RNC, I am a RINO / mentally disordered liberal troll. I have been a RINO since I joined the GOP and have been causing its desstruction by Gramscian means ever since. Here is my pathetic opus of my previous opus (the one before I was banned). Oh please, let the door hit me on the behind .... again! I'm into pain! /sarcasm ...... ZZZZZZZZZZZOTTT!