Wisconsisn- Woman Charged With Cutting Husband's Penis

Yahoo ^ | 5/18/05

[KidGlock]

Woman Charged With Cutting Husband's Penis

WAUPACA, Wis. - A rural woman was charged with substantial battery for allegedly cutting her husband's penis with scissors — an injury that required 15 stitches to repair.

A criminal complaint said the husband let his wife, Theresa L. Hedtke, bind his hands with duct tape. Hedtke then used the scissors in an effort to get him to confess to having an affair, according to the complaint.

Hedtke, 42, allegedly told police she didn't intend to cut her husband. He was treated at New London Family Medical Center.

Hedtke appeared Monday in Waupaca County Circuit Court, where Judge Raymond Huber released her on a $5,000 signature bond.

The substantial battery charge carries maximum three and a-half years in prison upon conviction.

[MotleyGirl70]

Goody, yet more crazy Wisconsinites.

I believe the word is "'effin nutcases'".

[lightman]

There once was a girl named Lorena
Whose husband could not have been meaner
He'd not let her come,
She said, "this is dumb"
And cut off the offending weiner.

And then came Theresa, cheesehead,
Who duct-taped her man while in bed.
To make him confess
Her scissors did mess
Fifteen stitches to mend little head!

[MotleyGirl70]

And thanks to Gov. Doyle, she'll still be able to vote in the 2008 election.

Don't forget her dead dog and cat can too.

[SC Swamp Fox]

placed in that position, the average man will admit to being the King of Spain if need be.

Placed in that position, I would admit to being King of Spain...but the last thing I would admit is that the little guy in her left hand, facing the blade in her right hand, had been doing anything not approved of by the Queen of Spain.

[GrannyML]

LOL. I actually know their parents. This couple lives about 10 minutes from me, and are much closer to New London than Waupaca.

Both cities have their share of nuts, though.

[Normal4me]

Dang it! I scrolled down as fast as I could hoping no one had made that joke!:-)

[DumpsterDiver]

I actually know their parents. This couple lives about 10 minutes from me...

I have to ask.

By any chance do these two share the same set of parents? :-)

[atrocitor]

Maybe Dr. Phil can help.

[RegulatorCountry]

"LOL. I actually know their parents."

It gets worse... they're brother and sister? LOL.

[Joe 6-pack]

Sounds like she's the one that got the shaft....

[Ladysmith]

Damn straight!

;o)

[Frank_2001]

Yessir, the honeymoon's DEFINITELY over!;)

[Geezerette]

I sense this marriage may be in trouble.

Ya think??

g

[DannyTN]

This is a Missdemeaner.

[cincinnati65]

substantial battery.....now there's an understatement!

[hobson]

Well, at least we won't find it in the chili.

[Conservatrix]

Interesting last time.
Sort of appropiate.

Like Bobbit.

[Conservatrix]

Interesting last NAME.
Sort of appropiate.

Like Bobbit.

[Conservatrix]

OOOh, that was good.

[ApplegateRanch]

What, this didn't happen in Florida? Whats going on?

They had already returned home for the summer?