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Wisconsisn- Woman Charged With Cutting Husband's Penis
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| 5/18/05
Posted on 05/18/2005 3:38:47 PM PDT by KidGlock
Woman Charged With Cutting Husband's Penis
WAUPACA, Wis. - A rural woman was charged with substantial battery for allegedly cutting her husband's penis with scissors an injury that required 15 stitches to repair.
A criminal complaint said the husband let his wife, Theresa L. Hedtke, bind his hands with duct tape. Hedtke then used the scissors in an effort to get him to confess to having an affair, according to the complaint.
Hedtke, 42, allegedly told police she didn't intend to cut her husband. He was treated at New London Family Medical Center.
Hedtke appeared Monday in Waupaca County Circuit Court, where Judge Raymond Huber released her on a $5,000 signature bond.
The substantial battery charge carries maximum three and a-half years in prison upon conviction.
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: ouch; unkindestcutofall
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To: MediaMole
Goody, yet more crazy Wisconsinites. I believe the word is "'effin nutcases'".
To: KidGlock
There once was a girl named Lorena
Whose husband could not have been meaner
He'd not let her come,
She said, "this is dumb"
And cut off the offending weiner.
And then came Theresa, cheesehead,
Who duct-taped her man while in bed.
To make him confess
Her scissors did mess
Fifteen stitches to mend little head!
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posted on
05/18/2005 4:14:24 PM PDT
by
lightman
(The Office of the Keys should be exercised as some ministry needs to be exorcised.)
To: MediaMole
And thanks to Gov. Doyle, she'll still be able to vote in the 2008 election.Don't forget her dead dog and cat can too.
To: Senator Pardek
placed in that position, the average man will admit to being the King of Spain if need be. Placed in that position, I would admit to being King of Spain...but the last thing I would admit is that the little guy in her left hand, facing the blade in her right hand, had been doing anything not approved of by the Queen of Spain.
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posted on
05/18/2005 4:22:34 PM PDT
by
SC Swamp Fox
(Aim small, miss small.)
To: Honcho Bongs
LOL. I actually know their parents. This couple lives about 10 minutes from me, and are much closer to New London than Waupaca.
Both cities have their share of nuts, though.
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posted on
05/18/2005 4:22:55 PM PDT
by
GrannyML
To: Dog Gone
Dang it! I scrolled down as fast as I could hoping no one had made that joke!:-)
To: GrannyML
I actually know their parents. This couple lives about 10 minutes from me...I have to ask.
By any chance do these two share the same set of parents? :-)
To: KidGlock
To: GrannyML
"LOL. I actually know their parents."
It gets worse... they're brother and sister? LOL.
To: KidGlock
Sounds like she's the one that got the shaft....
To: Terabitten
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posted on
05/18/2005 4:39:23 PM PDT
by
Ladysmith
((NRA) Wisconsin Hunter Shootings: If you want on/off the WI Hunters ping list, please let me know.)
To: Dog Gone
Yessir, the honeymoon's DEFINITELY over!;)
To: Dog Gone
I sense this marriage may be in trouble. Ya think??
g
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posted on
05/18/2005 4:40:12 PM PDT
by
Geezerette
(... but young at heart!-)
To: Luddite Patent Counsel
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posted on
05/18/2005 4:41:32 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: KidGlock
substantial battery.....now there's an understatement!
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posted on
05/18/2005 4:45:16 PM PDT
by
cincinnati65
(Just up the road a piece.......)
To: KidGlock
Well, at least we won't find it in the chili.
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posted on
05/18/2005 4:48:46 PM PDT
by
hobson
To: KidGlock
Interesting last time.
Sort of appropiate.
Like Bobbit.
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posted on
05/18/2005 4:59:46 PM PDT
by
Conservatrix
("He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.")
To: KidGlock
Interesting last NAME.
Sort of appropiate.
Like Bobbit.
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posted on
05/18/2005 5:00:01 PM PDT
by
Conservatrix
("He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.")
To: Luddite Patent Counsel
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posted on
05/18/2005 5:01:12 PM PDT
by
Conservatrix
("He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.")
To: Lockbar
What, this didn't happen in Florida? Whats going on? They had already returned home for the summer?
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posted on
05/18/2005 5:01:29 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(The world needs more work horses, and fewer Jackasses!)
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