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Wisconsisn- Woman Charged With Cutting Husband's Penis
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| 5/18/05
Posted on 05/18/2005 3:38:47 PM PDT by KidGlock
Woman Charged With Cutting Husband's Penis
WAUPACA, Wis. - A rural woman was charged with substantial battery for allegedly cutting her husband's penis with scissors an injury that required 15 stitches to repair.
A criminal complaint said the husband let his wife, Theresa L. Hedtke, bind his hands with duct tape. Hedtke then used the scissors in an effort to get him to confess to having an affair, according to the complaint.
Hedtke, 42, allegedly told police she didn't intend to cut her husband. He was treated at New London Family Medical Center.
Hedtke appeared Monday in Waupaca County Circuit Court, where Judge Raymond Huber released her on a $5,000 signature bond.
The substantial battery charge carries maximum three and a-half years in prison upon conviction.
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: ouch; unkindestcutofall
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To: KidGlock
then used the scissors in an effort to get him to confess Great! Now this will appear in Newsweek's next issue: "Americans regularly use castration with scissors to get confessions."
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posted on
05/18/2005 3:49:30 PM PDT
by
Gator101
To: KidGlock
ooooo did not need to hear this
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posted on
05/18/2005 3:49:40 PM PDT
by
DM1
To: KidGlock
That freaking duct tape...again.
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posted on
05/18/2005 3:50:18 PM PDT
by
toddlintown
(Your papers please.)
To: KidGlock
That'll teach him for going off half-cocked.
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posted on
05/18/2005 3:50:21 PM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(The auto-focus on my photographic memory is broken.)
To: KidGlock
Note to self: Always be the tie-er, not the tie-ee.
To: KidGlock
Ouch. 15 stitches for an "unintentional" cut - I'd hate to see what would have been required if she meant it.
To: KidGlock
"A rural woman..."
AKA, hillbilly.
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posted on
05/18/2005 3:50:59 PM PDT
by
toddlintown
(Your papers please.)
To: kingattax
The George Castanza move.
To: KidGlock
Hedtke then used the scissors in an effort to get him to confess to having an affair, according to the complaint.Er - placed in that position, the average man will admit to being the King of Spain if need be.
To: KidGlock
Hedtke then used the scissors in an effort to get him to confess to having an affair Talk about no-win. Damned if you confess, damned if you don't.
To: Luddite Patent Counsel
Not to mention the dumb*** should move out of state. Can you imagine this idiot going to work after this?
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posted on
05/18/2005 3:53:27 PM PDT
by
Americanexpat
(A strong democracy through citizen oversight.)
To: Americanexpat
Can you imagine this idiot going to work after this? "Ya hey dere, Olie! Hold my beer, wouldja, and I'll show ya's my scar!"
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posted on
05/18/2005 3:56:18 PM PDT
by
Luddite Patent Counsel
("Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx)
There must be something in the water in Waupaca.
People from Waupaca write the most inane leftist drivel to the editors at the Appleton Post-Crescent.
To: Billthedrill
Ouch. 15 stitches for an "unintentional" cut - I'd hate to see what would have been required if she meant it. I'm impressed with the 15 stitches. Some of us only have room for 10.
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posted on
05/18/2005 3:56:50 PM PDT
by
Dog Gone
To: KidGlock
the husband let his wife, Theresa L. Hedtke, bind his hands with duct tape. The real irony of this is that, at some previous time, Mr. Hedtke had taught Theresa the value of duct tape for all sorts of sealing and binding uses.
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posted on
05/18/2005 3:57:36 PM PDT
by
savedbygrace
("No Monday morning quarterback has ever led a team to victory" GW Bush)
To: Dog Gone
You're just crankin' out the jokes today. Very funny, keep it up. :)
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posted on
05/18/2005 4:01:35 PM PDT
by
NJ_gent
(Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.)
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To: KidGlock
I'm thinking he was enjoying things up until she drew blood.
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posted on
05/18/2005 4:09:29 PM PDT
by
ibbryn
(this tag intentionally left blank)
To: KidGlock
"I choppy-choppy your pee-pee...."
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posted on
05/18/2005 4:10:47 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(...sorry...was I bad?)
To: KidGlock
Seriously, how do you unintentionally cut your husband's thing off when you have the scissors around it? There's kidding around, and then there's just asking for trouble.
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posted on
05/18/2005 4:14:01 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(...that's just wrong.)
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