Wisconsisn- Woman Charged With Cutting Husband's Penis

Yahoo ^ | 5/18/05

[KidGlock]

Woman Charged With Cutting Husband's Penis

WAUPACA, Wis. - A rural woman was charged with substantial battery for allegedly cutting her husband's penis with scissors — an injury that required 15 stitches to repair.

A criminal complaint said the husband let his wife, Theresa L. Hedtke, bind his hands with duct tape. Hedtke then used the scissors in an effort to get him to confess to having an affair, according to the complaint.

Hedtke, 42, allegedly told police she didn't intend to cut her husband. He was treated at New London Family Medical Center.

Hedtke appeared Monday in Waupaca County Circuit Court, where Judge Raymond Huber released her on a $5,000 signature bond.

The substantial battery charge carries maximum three and a-half years in prison upon conviction.

[Gator101]

then used the scissors in an effort to get him to confess

Great! Now this will appear in Newsweek's next issue: "Americans regularly use castration with scissors to get confessions."

[DM1]

ooooo did not need to hear this

[toddlintown]

That freaking duct tape...again.

[CougarGA7]

That'll teach him for going off half-cocked.

[Larry Lucido]

Note to self: Always be the tie-er, not the tie-ee.

[Billthedrill]

Ouch. 15 stitches for an "unintentional" cut - I'd hate to see what would have been required if she meant it.

[toddlintown]

"A rural woman..."

AKA, hillbilly.

[leadpenny]

The George Castanza move.

[Senator Pardek]

Hedtke then used the scissors in an effort to get him to confess to having an affair, according to the complaint.

Er - placed in that position, the average man will admit to being the King of Spain if need be.

[Larry Lucido]

Hedtke then used the scissors in an effort to get him to confess to having an affair

Talk about no-win. Damned if you confess, damned if you don't.

[Americanexpat]

Not to mention the dumb*** should move out of state. Can you imagine this idiot going to work after this?

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

Can you imagine this idiot going to work after this?

"Ya hey dere, Olie! Hold my beer, wouldja, and I'll show ya's my scar!"

[Honcho Bongs]

There must be something in the water in Waupaca.

People from Waupaca write the most inane leftist drivel to the editors at the Appleton Post-Crescent.

[Dog Gone]

Ouch. 15 stitches for an "unintentional" cut - I'd hate to see what would have been required if she meant it.

I'm impressed with the 15 stitches. Some of us only have room for 10.

[savedbygrace]

the husband let his wife, Theresa L. Hedtke, bind his hands with duct tape.

The real irony of this is that, at some previous time, Mr. Hedtke had taught Theresa the value of duct tape for all sorts of sealing and binding uses.

[NJ_gent]

You're just crankin' out the jokes today. Very funny, keep it up. :)

[ibbryn]

I'm thinking he was enjoying things up until she drew blood.

[RichInOC]

"I choppy-choppy your pee-pee...."

[RichInOC]

Seriously, how do you unintentionally cut your husband's thing off when you have the scissors around it? There's kidding around, and then there's just asking for trouble.