[zarf]

Do I get a free toilet with it?

[Lazamataz]

I'd take one.

I want to see for myself how vile this "religion" is.

[Spktyr]

Oh, good. Free toilet paper!

[PeterFinn]

Oh, good. I was fresh out of toilet paper. Hopefully it is the embossed version as it cleans better.

[yooling]

My tagline is my post.

[Michael Goldsberry]

To burn or to flush? That is the question!

[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

I'll take 50. Can I order a case of lighter fluid from CAIR's website while I'm at it?

[Billthedrill]

No thanks. Just got muh terlit flushin' good.

[PeterFinn]

And I'll return their favor by sending Bibles to the secret house churches in Riyadh, KKMC, and Jiddah.

[Cyclopean Squid]

If it's free, I'll take it.

The Koran does have some beautiful poetry in it, even in translation. It's my understanding that it is quite hard to read and make sense of, however, owing to a seemingly random order.

I've criticized CAIR in the past (including in a paper written for my Islamic Legal Studies class at law school--and no, I was not forced to take it), but I'll take advantage of their generous offer. Then it will be right back to lambasting this so-called moderate group (or course, they'll have my address--maybe that's their plan).

[Mark17]

An Islamic civil rights group is launching a Koran giveaway

Maybe in my next life.

[HEY4QDEMS]

Great news, I've found that when you tear out the pages, they fit perfectly in the tray on the bottom of the bird cage.

[Larry Lucido]

Isn't the koran already available on the internet? Well, I guess it would be better to have a copy paid for by someone else that I can flush.

[Windsong]

Last i checked, America was a Christian nation, not a Muslim or Jewish one (or Buddhist, Hinduist, or any other -ism).

[Random Nonsense]

OK .. I'll take them all. I need lots for my shooting targets. :)

[filbert]

Try as I might, I still read the thread title as "Free Korean".

I've watched too much Senate debate today, I guess.

[SaveTheChief]

I'm not touching mine unless it is only touched with rubber gloves prior to receiving it. If it isn't then I am going to go out and throw a tantrum... maybe start a riot.

[Petronski]

I recommend all Freepers partake of this offer. Any course of action that depletes CAIR's resources seems to be a wise one.

[Flyer]

I'll take all I can get. It's dollars they can't spend elsewhere.

[A CA Guy]

I'd take a bunch to start my fireplace in the winter with.

I don't respect their religion, they worship the pagan god of the moon...which is their right.

But if they keep producing terrorists with their religion, then I am all for converting them forcibly at one point to Christianity.

If there leaders can purge the terrorists out of their religion, then I don't care if they want to worship the colon of Michael Moore.

If they don't handle the problem, the rest of the world will.