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To: abu afak

Oh, good. Free toilet paper!


4 posted on 05/18/2005 3:35:52 PM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: Spktyr

But does it come with a guarantee of no carcinogenic ink used in the printing? There was a precedent, in Rabelais' "Pantagruel": they used an old book of Decretals for toilet paper, and their derrieres immediately got covered with boils and abscesses. Thus I'd be wary.


57 posted on 05/18/2005 4:10:08 PM PDT by GSlob
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To: Spktyr
Oh, good. Free toilet paper!

My thoughts exactly. I hope its pages are softer, more absorbent and easier to flush than my old Qurans. Sura 9 in particular required several attempts at flushing...

78 posted on 05/18/2005 4:46:24 PM PDT by USF (I see your Jihad and raise you a Crusade ™ © ®)
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