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The Origin of Ugly Fat Women in Neolithic Art.
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Posted on 05/17/2005 5:07:54 PM PDT by Little Bill

A review of all of the Blam threads, the lack of Mitacondrial DNA. and any recient Volcanos has led me to think that the fat broads, Siberian Ivories, are a feminist plant.

First of all, what male in his right mind would marry a woman who comes in layers, she couldn't pull a travois a mile or so before coming winded, let alone set up camp at the end of the day.

Any woman who, in ancient days, sat out side of the circle, men first, womyn second, children third, would have been rail thin. No fat people in the olden times, the whole history of mankind needs to be rewritten.


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So in my humble opinion the Siberian Ivories are modle for the future welfare mothers from Maine, dance of the elephants, 1st and the 15th, or a fully clothed doll for the daughter.
1 posted on 05/17/2005 5:07:55 PM PDT by Little Bill
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To: Little Bill

I want what you're smoking.


2 posted on 05/17/2005 5:08:32 PM PDT by cyborg (Serving fresh, hot Anti-opus since 18 April 2005)
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To: Little Bill

Wow!! This changes my whole concept of . . . what was this about again?


3 posted on 05/17/2005 5:10:30 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rearview mirror.)
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To: Little Bill

Well. Fascinating. Thanks for sharing.


4 posted on 05/17/2005 5:11:10 PM PDT by .38sw
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To: Little Bill; blam

Hey Blam, you got a live one here!


5 posted on 05/17/2005 5:11:20 PM PDT by Coyoteman
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To: Little Bill
Well a fat broad would bare healthy kids and probably wouldn't succumb to the yearly famines and diseases.
6 posted on 05/17/2005 5:11:51 PM PDT by BBell
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To: Little Bill

Fecundity. They equated heft with the ability to have babies. A pregnant Ann Coulter would look like a toothpick-skewered olive whereas Oprah could carry megatuplets.


7 posted on 05/17/2005 5:12:30 PM PDT by gcruse (http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
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To: Little Bill

*grin* I hope you've your asbestos undies on, mate. LOL...


8 posted on 05/17/2005 5:12:45 PM PDT by Utilizer (Some days you're the windshield. Some days you're the bug...)
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To: Little Bill

Sounds like this boy is going to wake up with bumps on the side of his head from female specie up set with him.


9 posted on 05/17/2005 5:12:51 PM PDT by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)
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To: cyborg
Just looking at the evidence. Being single I fear not, maybe.
10 posted on 05/17/2005 5:13:08 PM PDT by Little Bill (A 37%'r, a Red Spot on a Blue State)
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To: Little Bill; MeekOneGOP; Pharmboy; martin_fierro; cyborg; Petronski; Fiddlstix; ...

Hey man, are you stuned?

If not, why don't you post a photo of a mammoth?

A mammoth bit my sister once...


11 posted on 05/17/2005 5:14:13 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
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To: handy old one
Hell hath no ....
12 posted on 05/17/2005 5:16:46 PM PDT by Little Bill (A 37%'r, a Red Spot on a Blue State)
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To: Little Bill
marry a woman who comes in layers,

Women come in layers!?

No Fair!

13 posted on 05/17/2005 5:16:50 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; ...)
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To: Little Bill

Being single, and not getting any, now.


14 posted on 05/17/2005 5:16:58 PM PDT by expatpat
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To: Little Bill

Actually, fat womyn were prefered because they roasted
slower and the high fat content gave the meat a lot of
calories, much needed in the colder climates,
not to mention the additional fat was used to grease
the runners of their sleighs, much like we use
liberal guts today to grease the gears in our SUVs.


15 posted on 05/17/2005 5:17:23 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: cyborg; Little Bill

It's all about ganags of UNNNGH!


16 posted on 05/17/2005 5:18:01 PM PDT by Darksheare (What do you mean I'm that old? I am not! You can't prove it! I'm telling!)
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To: BBell

So you think Fat is healthy? Time to cut back on the liquid lunches, no doubt.


17 posted on 05/17/2005 5:18:26 PM PDT by Utilizer (Some days you're the windshield. Some days you're the bug...)
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To: Little Bill

Did it ever occur to you that fertility godess's might be portrayed pregnant?


18 posted on 05/17/2005 5:19:05 PM PDT by TheHound (You would be paranoid too - if everyone was out to get you.)
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To: Coyoteman; Little Bill
"A review of all of the Blam threads, the lack of Mitacondrial DNA. and any recient Volcanos has led me to think that the fat broads, Siberian Ivories, are a feminist plant."

"Hey Blam, you got a live one here!"

Got it, thanks.

I just post'em, you decide

19 posted on 05/17/2005 5:19:06 PM PDT by blam
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To: tet68

Good point -- they didn't have larders or pantries, so why haul around a pile of emergency food if you can have one that's mobile?


20 posted on 05/17/2005 5:19:12 PM PDT by expatpat
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