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Cops: Drunk Man Stole Krispy Kreme Truck
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| May 13, 2005
Posted on 05/14/2005 1:46:17 PM PDT by kingattax
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"We got that low life donut thief, Chief...and ALL the chocolate ones are still on the truck, 10-4"
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posted on
05/14/2005 1:46:17 PM PDT
by
kingattax
To: kingattax
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posted on
05/14/2005 1:48:41 PM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
("Harry Reid in stripes, I kinda like that image." -Tagline courtesy of DFU. Thanks!)
To: kingattax
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posted on
05/14/2005 1:48:58 PM PDT
by
woofie
To: kingattax
"The suspect told police he took the truck and abandoned it." Can that be used against him in court? What a dumb ass. That could have been the perfect crime!
Do you know hte stories this guy could have told at work Monday morning? Everyone wondering where the 4,357 donuts came from.
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posted on
05/14/2005 1:49:22 PM PDT
by
BookaT
To: kingattax
My understanding is over 24 police cars answered that call .... :):)
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posted on
05/14/2005 1:49:35 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
("If Love Can't Buy You Happiness, You Don't Know Where To Shop")
To: kingattax
A donut truck?
I'm sure all available ground and air units were scrambled, and vacations cancelled, to retrieve that one.
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posted on
05/14/2005 1:50:05 PM PDT
by
Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
To: kingattax
Fat AND drunk is no way to go through life.
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posted on
05/14/2005 1:50:13 PM PDT
by
leadpenny
(Gen. Shalikashvili and Elvis were drafted in 1958. Both did their duty.)
To: kingattax
Stealing a donut truck? A dumb crook story for sure. Mr. Walkes is lucky the cops took him to jail in one piece!
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posted on
05/14/2005 1:51:13 PM PDT
by
Berosus
To: kingattax
Deputies later found the suspect attempting to flag down passing vehicles on the interstate waddling down the interstate attempting to hitch a ride.
To: kingattax
Well, if you must steal something...
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posted on
05/14/2005 1:56:03 PM PDT
by
RedBeaconNY
(St Paul on Liberalism: I Corinth 13:11.)
To: kingattax
I bet there was ALL OT PANIC at the station when the call came in.
All OUT Panic spell, much
To: kingattax
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posted on
05/14/2005 2:02:31 PM PDT
by
duckman
(I refuse to use a tag line...I mean it.)
To: kingattax
We have the vehicle in sight and are in pursuit...
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posted on
05/14/2005 2:03:16 PM PDT
by
gridlock
(ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES)
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posted on
05/14/2005 2:05:30 PM PDT
by
planekT
(Go DeLay, Go!)
To: kingattax
I sympathize with the poor sorry so-and-so. There have been so many times when I was irresistably tempted to steal a Krispy Kreme truck myself, and only the fact that I was insufficiently drunk prevented me from doing so.
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posted on
05/14/2005 2:05:47 PM PDT
by
Capriole
(I don't have any problems that couldn't be solved by more chocolate or more ammunition)
To: gridlock
To: kingattax
Surprised the thief was drinking. Seems more like the action of someone under the influence of Mary Jane.
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posted on
05/14/2005 2:08:23 PM PDT
by
Kozak
(Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
To: Kozak
There are munchies, and then there are MUNCHIES!!!
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posted on
05/14/2005 2:13:52 PM PDT
by
gridlock
(ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES)
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