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The Heathen Pagans took my Bible, and the Devilish Mods Burned me to a Crisp.
Posted on 05/12/2005 11:26:30 AM PDT by Finger Full of Fungus
Hi I am 10 years old.
I am a good Christian who takes his Bible to school and reads it at recess. If some of the other kids are doing bad things I go over to them and tell them from the Bible that what they are going is wrong. Bad behavior is the tool of the devil.
Also I like to go over to some of the non believers and tell them that they are going to hell because they don't believe. I don't like to play on the swings and play basaeball because Jesus never did that and I shouldn't either. I was doing just fine reading and preaching to all the kids at recess until one of the pagan gentiles told on me. She will go down to the deepest darkest regins of hell, thus sayth the lord.
So now I just sit on the wall at recess time and sing amazing grace and onward christian soldier as loud as I can at the top of my lungs. That will teach these children of the beast, these godless filthy heathen the joys of christianity.
Blessings to all (except to all the pagans and such. May the burn white hot forever, ahem.)
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To: Finger Full of Fungus
Wow.
What wit!
What Acumen!
Where did this poster go?
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posted on
05/12/2005 2:05:28 PM PDT
by
RaceBannon
((Prov 28:1 KJV) The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
"She will go down to the deepest darkest regins of hell..."
So...mommy made you read Dante's Inferno, but otherwise, you're "non-practicing?"
To: Finger Full of Fungus
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posted on
05/12/2005 2:11:48 PM PDT
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(If Islam is a religion of peace, they should fire their P.R. guy!)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
...too much time on your hands? ...could be doing healthier things, like maybe chasing cars?
To: Finger Full of Fungus
You need washin', boy...
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posted on
05/12/2005 2:26:23 PM PDT
by
decal
("The French should stick to kisses, toast and fries.")
To: SolidRedState
The troll spells real good for a 10 year old. Hmmmmm.
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posted on
05/12/2005 2:30:01 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
(If it drives the left into fits, its a good thing.)
To: MadIvan
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Love it!
To: Junior
The handwriting on the wall was always a "knee knocker"!
To: Finger Full of Fungus
Zat you Ward?
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posted on
05/12/2005 2:46:10 PM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(Electricity: the high priest of false security.)
To: MarineBrat
You got his bad side. Here's a better pic:
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posted on
05/12/2005 3:18:29 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
Hi I am 10 years old.
To: Finger Full of Fungus
basaeball been very, very, good to me . . .
To: Finger Full of Fungus
To: Finger Full of Fungus
Every single troll is an ENEMY OF THE REPUBLIC!
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posted on
05/14/2005 12:50:37 PM PDT
by
Paul_Denton
(Get the U.N. out of the U.S. and U.S. out of the U.N.!)
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