*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

5/7/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

What, it's Friday again? WHY YES IT IS!!!! :) Woo Hoo! Time to have some fun!

"Let's kick out the jams! No mooshing...this is not a Limp Bisquick concert!"

Maria S. turned 18 last week. Your thoughts are now legal.

"Silliness? Fascinating."

(The ONLY true Star Trek)

ALWAYS recycle!

[jslade]

[newfrpr04]

Can one get on a ping list for this. Look forward to it on Fridays, but hate scolling trying to find thread.

[peacebaby]

Welcome, newfrpr04, to the lunatic anonymous ping.

[RhoTheta]

Type "Friday Silliness" in the search bar. You even get to catch up on past threads!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

There's a redneck joke in that picture somewhere.

[llevrok]

limerick time!!!

There once was a man named Sweeny

Who spilt some gin on his wee*ie

Not to be uncouth, he spilt some vermouth

And later slipped his wife a Martini.

[CurlyBill]

Back by popular demand:

[Amityschild]

School bus..gotta love it :-)

[peacebaby]

What is it about car wreck clean up crews that they clear away all of the wreckage but the bumper? Or is it just an Atlanta, GA thing?

[Zacs Mom]

Oh sure ... laugh and make fun,



but for some larger women the non-stop use of anal floss is a hygiene necessity!

[Zacs Mom]

hmmmmmmmm..........maybe I need to to take a closer look!

;^)

[Arrowhead1952]

Here's another joke I just got in the email.

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Subject: FW: Do not talk to the parrot!

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.

Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat.

Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check.

Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you.

But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"

"I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

[SquirrelKing]

EEEK! THE SILLINESS!

[njwoman]

[ctlpdad]

[add925]

Only visual record know of an actual VK attack:

[JimWforBush]

Some of those are really funny.

[BJClinton]

Poor girl needs some clothes...

Sez who?

[Arrowhead1952]

This should fit in with the top picture.