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Laura Bush Talks Naughty
The New York Times ^ | 5/3/5 | JOHN TIERNEY

Posted on 05/03/2005 4:32:44 AM PDT by ricks_place

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For the mainly Democratic audience - this was a crowd of Washington journalists and luminaries from Hollywood and Manhattan - it was an evening of cognitive dissonance. How to reconcile this charming image on stage with the Bush they love to bash?

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Mrs. Bush's performance, and her husband's reaction, wasn't a shock to the reporters who cover the White House. For years they have tried to convince their friends outside Washington that Mr. Bush is actually not a close-minded dolt, and Mrs. Bush is no Stepford Wife or Church Lady. Yes, they're Texans who go to church and preach family values, but they're not yahoos or religious zealots.
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TOPICS: Editorial
KEYWORDS: animalabuse; horsemasturbator; lauraaintgettinany; laurabush; sheshot; uptightyahoos; whcadinner; whine4jesus; whitetrashbushes
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To: Howlin



ROTFLOL!
That's hilarious! LOL!


181 posted on 05/03/2005 8:37:12 AM PDT by onyx (Pope John Paul II - May 18, 1920 - April 2, 2005 = SANTO SUBITO!)
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To: All

Wow hahaha!!! Calm Down Please!!!!! The reason some of us thought this was funny (including me) is the fact that we know that First Lady Laura isn't like that. If she was like that we would not be laughing. Would you be laughing if we heard the same thing coming out of Senator Clinton's mouth? I don't think so. Since Laura is from Texas she knows the horse joke. Heck, 90% of the people at that dinner probably don't know how to tell a male and female horse apart unless they look between the legs. Her writer probably knew that.


182 posted on 05/03/2005 8:37:56 AM PDT by Lemondropkid31 (AfleetAlexBandiniBellamyRoadHighFlySunKing is Going to Win the Kentucky Derby.)
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To: hobson

Who on earth ARE these prigs?


183 posted on 05/03/2005 8:39:05 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: onyx
Which deviate owns it?

Most of them.

184 posted on 05/03/2005 8:39:22 AM PDT by Gabz (My give-a-damn is busted.)
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To: Peach

You said: The First Lady's jokes most certainly did NOT descend into the gutter.


I agree. In the paraphrased words of John Riggins to Justice Sandra "Sandie" Day O'Connor..... "Lighten up, baby."


185 posted on 05/03/2005 8:39:32 AM PDT by NCLaw441
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To: Howlin

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I've got to clean my monitor!!!!!!!!!


186 posted on 05/03/2005 8:39:52 AM PDT by Gabz (My give-a-damn is busted.)
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To: Gabz; Howlin


ROTFLOL! You too! That's one of her best...lol. Pithy too.


187 posted on 05/03/2005 8:41:15 AM PDT by onyx (Pope John Paul II - May 18, 1920 - April 2, 2005 = SANTO SUBITO!)
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To: joesbucks; ohioWfan
His words were it wasn't appropriate for a family Christian radio program.

Probably not, but they were never INTENDED for a family Christian radio program. They were delivered to and intended for a group of adults at an annual dinner known for it's 'adult humor'. Mrs. Bush's jokes were extremely mild considering some of the things said at those dinners in the past.

As far as the 'milking the bull' joke, it was intended to be a funny poke at the way the media treats her husband, as some sort of doofus. That's the reason behind her Yale and Andover comments as well. No, he didn't attend those schools to be a rancher, but he DID attend them, and she was pointing that out to those who still cling to the notion that the President is some sort of un-educated boob.

188 posted on 05/03/2005 8:42:04 AM PDT by SuziQ (988)
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To: americanmother

I don't think she was playing to the crowd. The mother-in-law joke was funny. Don't worry so much about the media. Didn't you hear the ending? How much she loves her in-laws and the whole Bush clan? I'm sure she wouldn't insult Barbara Bush. I wouldn't be surprised if Barbara Bush knew about the joke beforehand. I totally respect and like Mrs. Bush I. She also has a good sense of humor.


189 posted on 05/03/2005 8:42:51 AM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: Howlin
Post 75 "No...What's silly is you don't think a rancher/farmer/President wanking off a stud horse thinking the milk he's going to get will be good on his cereal is a belittling statement to the President of the United States whether it is a joke or not...Unless that's YOUR lifestyle..."

AMAZING, isn't it?

190 posted on 05/03/2005 8:43:01 AM PDT by repinwi
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To: repinwi
;O)

Bet HE was laughing loudest!

191 posted on 05/03/2005 8:43:18 AM PDT by Pippin ( Savage is a pinhead!)
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To: Iscool
RE:131

And President Bush was laughing hardest at Laura's jokes.

192 posted on 05/03/2005 8:45:18 AM PDT by Pippin ( Savage is a pinhead!)
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To: Lemondropkid31

.....and here I thought the Horse joke was that Dubya didn't know the difference between a horse or cow......


193 posted on 05/03/2005 8:46:49 AM PDT by mystery-ak
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To: repinwi; Iscool

funny thing is, Laura didn't sound like she was sexually frustrated at all that night ;o)


194 posted on 05/03/2005 8:47:27 AM PDT by Pippin ( Savage is a pinhead!)
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To: Howlin

I dunno but they certainly seem to know a lot about how to jack-off a horse.


195 posted on 05/03/2005 8:48:16 AM PDT by hobson
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To: Pippin
People can be so literal, eh?
196 posted on 05/03/2005 8:48:52 AM PDT by repinwi
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To: Alkhin
As a Marylander can I say this?

GOD BLESS TEXAS!!!!


197 posted on 05/03/2005 8:49:53 AM PDT by Pippin ( Savage is a pinhead!)
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To: mystery-ak

That's what I thought too!


198 posted on 05/03/2005 8:50:03 AM PDT by repinwi
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To: mystery-ak
.....and here I thought the Horse joke was that Dubya didn't know the difference between a horse or cow......

Now, isn't FR a wonderful place; see, the Holier Than Thou crowd is here to drag your mind into the gutter with theirs!

199 posted on 05/03/2005 8:50:05 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Howlin
I must keep my mind pure and not read anymore posts from "iscool" and others.

Get behind me satan!

200 posted on 05/03/2005 8:51:46 AM PDT by repinwi
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