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Laura leaves 'em laughing, gasping (Not a very family-values-type speech..very risque: David Korn)
WashingtonTimes ^ | May 02, 2005 | By Joseph Curl

Posted on 05/02/2005 6:00:13 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay

Who knew? First lady Laura Bush took over the podium from her husband at Saturday night's annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner and knocked 'em dead, keeping Washington's most powerful politicos in stitches as she worked the ballroom like a seasoned stand-up comic.

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Although Washington's movers and shakers laughed at Mrs. Bush's performance, some in the press woke up with a Sunday morning hangover and began to criticize her monologue as immodest at best and downright bawdy at worst.

"Laura Bush cracks risque jokes at the White House Correspondents' dinner," sniffed Agence France-Presse. CNN reporter Elaine Quijano, who attended the dinner, also apparently had her sensibilities scarred by some of the first lady's quips.

"In some respects, I think for some folks it was a little shocking because she kind of crossed the line a little bit in some people's minds," she said.

"It was very risque," the Nation's David Korn said yesterday on Fox News. "I was wondering what the social conservatives and James Dobson had to say about all these jokes that were laced with sexual innuendo. Not a very family-values-type speech. I'm not sure I want to explain a lot of those jokes to my 4-year-old."

Eyebrows were raised by the first lady's bit about the president's ranching skills, which Mrs. Bush said her husband lacked because the elite schools he attended, Andover and Yale, "don't have a real strong ranching program."

She then added: "He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."

The crowd howled. The joke, a female Associated Press reporter said, "had women giggling in the bathroom."

(Excerpt) Read more at washtimes.com ...


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To: AnAmericanMother
Never saw Red Skelton live, did you?

Go to Wal-Mart.  Buy the DVD.

641 posted on 05/02/2005 10:05:02 AM PDT by streetpreacher (God DOES exist; He's just not into you!)
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To: newgeezer

Well thank God for both sides on this thread.


642 posted on 05/02/2005 10:05:02 AM PDT by OKIEDOC (LL THE)
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To: dirtboy

The web site that started this whole thing is a satire site, similar to the Onion or Scrappleface. The whole issue is actually a joke!


643 posted on 05/02/2005 10:05:31 AM PDT by Eva
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To: yellowdoghunter

I don't have to call you names; your own posts prove how obsessed you are with the "small group."

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/user-posts?id=74733

If you're so worried about the "small group," whomever they may be, perhaps you need a life outside FR? This isn't high school.


644 posted on 05/02/2005 10:06:00 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: roses of sharon

It is all in your dirty mind she did not mean any of this in her joke about the horse/cow mix up. The joke was exactly what she said take it at face value and stop trying to read more into it anywise one might think it is you that is the one that is indulging in a dubious sexual fantasy.


645 posted on 05/02/2005 10:06:24 AM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: Eva
The web site that started this whole thing is a satire site, similar to the Onion or Scrappleface. The whole issue is actually a joke!

Excuse me? Laura did tell these jokes last night, unless Dan Rather was the cameraman at the dinner.

646 posted on 05/02/2005 10:07:38 AM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: dirtboy

Not to me; in fact, the remarks she was replying to WAS offensive to Southern women and sounded like it did come from the Wallace family.


647 posted on 05/02/2005 10:07:54 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Spiff

Oh, get real. If you had grown up in the country, you would have heard that joke as a kid. It just shows how stupid some new "country" people are. I do not remember how old I was the first time I heard it. I guess people who grew up in the country have a different sense of humor that others. Y'all are getting worked up over nothing.


648 posted on 05/02/2005 10:08:05 AM PDT by MamaB (mom to an angel)
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To: streetpreacher
Well, Lynn's okay with her daughter bonking other women...

Well, there's a comment that elevates this conversation out of the gutter. NOT!!

649 posted on 05/02/2005 10:08:35 AM PDT by ShowMeMom
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To: Howlin
You're right...oldest farm joke in the book, and NOT dirty. Good grief, one of the funniest scenes ever in a movie is in What A Way To Go, when business tycoon (Robert Mitchum) loses it all, moves to simple farm life, and dies after accidently trying to milk a bull

But then, I guess some will think Laura tried to pull a fast one on us because GASP, SAY IT AIN'T SO!!.. she didn't actually write her own jokes.

650 posted on 05/02/2005 10:08:59 AM PDT by YaYa123 (@Kudos To Laura Bush...She Knocked Em Dead.com)
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To: snugs
Snugs, your post is not for me. I think you accidentally posted to the wrong person, (since I have said exactly what you just said)
651 posted on 05/02/2005 10:09:50 AM PDT by roses of sharon
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To: Howlin

I am just trying to let those who may not know and are getting attacked for posting a viewpoint different from you and your gang.

They need to know that they are not the first ones, won't be the last, etc...just to give them a history on the attacks we see here on FR by the same old suspects.

Good to see that you are still ending your posts with insults, snide remarks, etc....


652 posted on 05/02/2005 10:11:19 AM PDT by yellowdoghunter (FR is so popular that people repost our thoughts on different message boards! It is an honor!)
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To: MamaB
Oh, get real. If you had grown up in the country, you would have heard that joke as a kid.

Hey, I grew up in the Midwest but know that limerick about that dude from Nantucket. Doesn't mean I'd want the President or the First Lady to tell it in a public setting.

653 posted on 05/02/2005 10:11:21 AM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: Howlin

I've already read their tripe. The left is a mental disease. Nothing the right does is acceptable. While the left tells scathing, horrible, trash and filth filled jokes, they hate it when the repubs look like humans.

Don't get me started. Quite frankly, I don't give a rip what anybody said. I saw the program and I was not offended. If people were offended - IT'S THEIR PROBLEM.


654 posted on 05/02/2005 10:12:38 AM PDT by CyberAnt (President Bush: "America is the greatest nation on the face of the earth")
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To: yellowdoghunter

Paranoid much?


655 posted on 05/02/2005 10:13:12 AM PDT by EllaMinnow
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To: twigs

You mean the First Lady can not have a sense of humor? Why are some people so worked up over a joke that has been around for many, many years? That is how some people in the country made fun of some of the newcomers who did not have a clue as to what farming was all about. I thought it was funny when I first heard it as a kid and still do.


656 posted on 05/02/2005 10:13:40 AM PDT by MamaB (mom to an angel)
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To: yellowdoghunter
I am just trying to let those who may not know and are getting attacked for posting a viewpoint different from you and your gang.

Like I said, you're obsessed with not being what you call "the small crowd." High School U.S.A.

657 posted on 05/02/2005 10:13:51 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Howlin

You and your gang can keep telling yourself that. I will continue to let people know the real scoop.

Your influence over FR has dwindled. You can call off your gang now......


658 posted on 05/02/2005 10:15:34 AM PDT by yellowdoghunter (FR is so popular that people repost our thoughts on different message boards! It is an honor!)
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To: EllaMinnow

For some reason, she really *needs* for the people who disagree with her to be a "small group."

And I sure wish I knew who my "gang" is.........LOL. Are you in "my gang?"


659 posted on 05/02/2005 10:15:55 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: ShowMeMom
You got that right.

Slightly off colored jokes don't carry the same weight when told by sleaze bags such as Whoopie, Hellary, Babs Baby, Ellen Degenerate or any number of others that I could mention on the left.
660 posted on 05/02/2005 10:16:12 AM PDT by OKIEDOC (LL THE)
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