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Greens are always good for a laugh.
1 posted on 04/25/2005 7:28:39 AM PDT by jalisco555
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To: jalisco555

Throwing out the huggies as I type........ Yeah Right.


23 posted on 04/25/2005 7:38:31 AM PDT by msp2004
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To: jalisco555

Mmmm, e-coli!


25 posted on 04/25/2005 7:39:12 AM PDT by mountaineer
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"There is a way to have a baby and NOT use diapers," says one website advocating diaperless babies. Parents are urged to get in tune with their infant's body signals and hold babies over toilets, buckets and shrubbery or any other convenient receptacle when nature calls.

I've read about this at a baby/pregnancy site. One lady claimed her daughter was potty trained at 3 months. They claim that only Western countries do the diaper thing.

27 posted on 04/25/2005 7:39:45 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: TXBubba; ccmovrwc

Diapers now a no no ping.


31 posted on 04/25/2005 7:41:14 AM PDT by beaversmom
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Diaperless Babies Seen As Earth-Friendly Solution An Eerily Accurate and Appropriate Metaphor for American Liberals, When You Stop and Think About It.
32 posted on 04/25/2005 7:41:28 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
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To: jalisco555

More commonalities between the 'Left' and the Jihadist. . .both have declared war on 'modernity'; our enemy within.


35 posted on 04/25/2005 7:41:58 AM PDT by cricket (Just say - NO U.N.)
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"...some in the green movement are now advocating 'diaper-free' babies to help SAVE the planet."

Envision a battalion of bare-butted, cape-wearing toddlers running around like Super Heroes, LOL!

EnviroWackos make me nuts. (See my tagline.)


36 posted on 04/25/2005 7:42:04 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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>>"When the baby has to go, the parent holds him or her in a comfortable position over an appropriate toilet place and makes a cueing sound (perhaps a gentle "sss")."<<

Actually, I read about this about 5 years ago when I was looking into Potty Training my youngest daughter.
If I am not mistaken, the same cultures that use this form of training also masturbate their children to comfort them when they cry.

Oh yeah, this would be just the ticket /sarcasm off/.

When animals need to stimulate urination in their young, they lick the appropriate area. I think the greens should start with licking the urine and feces of their babies and then we will talk.
37 posted on 04/25/2005 7:42:18 AM PDT by netmilsmom (Pope B16-Smacking down Heresy since 1981! God Bless him!)
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I don't think this could be any more funny if it HAD been a parody, which it certainly resembles.

When debating "cultural issues" with liberals, I sometimes throw up my hands and say "well, maybe using restrooms rather than relieving one's self in the street is 'societal repression' also. I always thought it was the most flippant, idiotic idea, and the logical extreme of a liberal philosophy which I never expected to come to pass.

But here it is, being advocated.

What the heck is a "dry toilet"?

Thank God Gore never got into the White House.


38 posted on 04/25/2005 7:43:43 AM PDT by cvq3842
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...hold them over shrubbery? And wipe the dirty heinie with what? Leaves?


39 posted on 04/25/2005 7:44:20 AM PDT by lsee
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I got a concept for these idiots...here it comes...cloth diapers.

100% biodegradable, renewable, reusable, earth friendly and cheap.

When we had our first kid, we figured the cost. $10-15 per week for disposables vs. 60 cents for a load of laundry.

BTW, I'm about as far from a tree hugger as you can find. I planted a styrofoam cup on earth day to see if it would grow. While I practice "Leave No Trace" in the wilderness. Trees are a crop and should be managed and used as such.


40 posted on 04/25/2005 7:44:20 AM PDT by cyclotic (Cub Scouts-Teach 'em young to be men, and politically incorrect in the process)
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Shopping with a diaperless baby

Oh great, now we are going to have babies pooping and peeing all over the shopping cart seats. I'm sure those things are already filthy enough.

41 posted on 04/25/2005 7:44:22 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: jalisco555; cyborg; fortunecookie; onyx
Diaper Free: The Gentle Wisdom of Natural Infant Hygiene

Laugh or cry? I don't know.

44 posted on 04/25/2005 7:44:54 AM PDT by Petronski (Pope Benedict XVI: A German Shepherd on the Throne of Peter)
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There is never an end to granola-munching nitwittery. They should all move to some Third World pest hole post-haste.

We expect people to pick up after their dogs. Is it too much to expect people not to let their kids shit in the gutter?

-ccm

45 posted on 04/25/2005 7:45:06 AM PDT by ccmay (Question Diversity)
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The idea is to revert to the state of the third world where there never have been diapers.

The absence of diapers is probably acceptable in semitropic and tropic third world where the practice is common, but where it is cold, the practice is untenable.


50 posted on 04/25/2005 7:46:56 AM PDT by bert (Peace is only halftime !)
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Growing up, my family didn't have a lot of money. My mother used cloth diapers on myslef and three siblings. When soiled, she washed them and then reused them. Messy...but saved money.


51 posted on 04/25/2005 7:46:57 AM PDT by Portnoy (Fahrenheit 451...Today's Temperature is hotter than you think...)
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Hilarious thread ping!

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my ‘miscellaneous’ ping list.

52 posted on 04/25/2005 7:46:58 AM PDT by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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To: jalisco555

Holy crap these people are absolutely nuts!


54 posted on 04/25/2005 7:47:54 AM PDT by kx9088
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My first thought was... these are all people that probably DO NOT have children and have never had a baby.


56 posted on 04/25/2005 7:48:40 AM PDT by soundandvision
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Definitely one for your Just Damn list!


59 posted on 04/25/2005 7:49:57 AM PDT by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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