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1 posted on 04/25/2005 7:28:39 AM PDT by jalisco555
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Ugh!


2 posted on 04/25/2005 7:30:56 AM PDT by American Butterfly
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Another truly s#itty idea from the lib whacks.


3 posted on 04/25/2005 7:31:14 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
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Wow! And I bet who ever wrote this actually got paid for this too!


4 posted on 04/25/2005 7:31:33 AM PDT by pikachu (BE alert -- we need more lerts!)
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You have to wonder how may of these "parents" were themselevs runnning around butt naked among their numerous mommies and daddies in a hippie commune 35 years ago.


5 posted on 04/25/2005 7:31:52 AM PDT by mikeus_maximus
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Hilarious.

It reads like satire.

6 posted on 04/25/2005 7:33:15 AM PDT by cicero's_son
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Yes, the mad rush of suburban mothers going diaper-less has Pampers executives in a tizzy.

Cue the crickets!!!!


7 posted on 04/25/2005 7:33:31 AM PDT by Pondman88
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To: jalisco555; governsleastgovernsbest; bentfeather; gaspar; NativeNewYorker; drjimmy; Atticus; ...
Why do I have a bad feeling we will see this all over Ithaca within a few short months?
8 posted on 04/25/2005 7:33:35 AM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
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Noelle finally chose to go diaperless and looked to traditional cultures for inspiration. "How I longed for a simple, dirt-floored, baby-friendly hut like that of a Yequana family," he wrote. .

Simple solution, MOVE.

9 posted on 04/25/2005 7:33:45 AM PDT by sharkhawk (I really have to stop surfing at DU.)
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Noelle finally chose to go diaperless and looked to traditional cultures for inspiration. "How I longed for a simple, dirt-floored, baby-friendly hut like that of a Yequana family," he wrote.

Pitch your tent in the woods, nitwit. No one is stopping you.

10 posted on 04/25/2005 7:34:31 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Violence never settles anything." Genghis Khan, 1162-1227)
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I have a question. How can something be retro AND cutting-edge at the same time?


11 posted on 04/25/2005 7:35:29 AM PDT by jtminton (The E.P.A.: Bringing you higher gas prices since 1970!)
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"There is a way to have a baby and NOT use diapers," says one website advocating diaperless babies. Parents are urged to get in tune with their infant's body signals and hold babies over toilets, buckets and shrubbery or any other convenient receptacle when nature calls.

Let me be the first to suggest that the dolts suggesting this as an alternative to diapers, don't have any children. And clearly have never dealt with children of diaper age.

12 posted on 04/25/2005 7:35:39 AM PDT by The_Victor (Doh!... stupid tagline)
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Obviously, these morons have never had children of their own.


13 posted on 04/25/2005 7:35:56 AM PDT by Professional Engineer (C: May the Force be with you. P: And also with you.)
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They should go first and test it out for the rest of us!


14 posted on 04/25/2005 7:35:57 AM PDT by aberaussie
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I bet Triumph the Insult Dog would have interesting things to say about this idea ...


15 posted on 04/25/2005 7:36:24 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
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Natec agrees with Noelle that modern society has a lot to learn from the traditional ways of life.

Like how to cope with high infant mortality and short life expectancies...

17 posted on 04/25/2005 7:36:48 AM PDT by Junior (“Even if you are one-in-a-million, there are still 6,000 others just like you.”)
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People around the world who have no access to diapers manage to raise children

Yes, these are the same people who shit in their own drinking water and have a life expectency that tops out in the late twenties.

Liberals always aspire to emulate the biggest losers on the planet, and they usually succeed.

18 posted on 04/25/2005 7:37:11 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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Give them rice bowls send them off to a Mongolian commune.


19 posted on 04/25/2005 7:37:30 AM PDT by Fitzcarraldo
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"These parents may rely on using public bathrooms, or bring along a container such as a tight -lidded bucket,"

That better be one hell of a tight lidded bucket. Then again I'm not sure if my Road Rage could handle having a bucket of poo on the front seat. First guy who tail gates me off is getting the mother load. High lob timed to hit his windshield at 60 miles an hour. Would that be biological war fare?
This is crazy, but if welfare states (ie NY) who pay for diapers for people who apparently didn't have enough money to buy a condom would require this, I might be okay with it. It'd save a lot of money.
20 posted on 04/25/2005 7:38:15 AM PDT by tfecw (Vote Democrat, It's easier than working)
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Actually if you look at the average age for toilet training it has increased over the past few decades. Kids used to toilet train before the age of two. Now kids four and older are wearing diapers.


21 posted on 04/25/2005 7:38:30 AM PDT by ladyjane
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I would agree to this radical idea as long as I was able to hold my baby over the head of an enviro-wacko when poo-poo time arrives.


22 posted on 04/25/2005 7:38:31 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (It takes all kinds of critters...to make Farmer Vincents fritters)
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