ZOT!!! Different location of hair, same electrolysis.

Minivan dweller ^

[A Scary Amount of Chest Hair]

I just heard that Bush and company is trying to pass a law that adds extra taxs to cheap beer like Milwaukee best and naturl light. He is going to raise the taxs on these bears by a nikel so he can recoop his money loses in the irag war. He and his old guys party the repitleublicans want to sock to the little guy and college guys like me who can only offord cheap bear and not the good stuff like all you chumps drink that sam adems and budwizer and coors lite and other big shot drinks. Give me a brake. Bush is not going to tax those bears because all his rich buddys drike them so he will tax all the people that didnt vote for him in the erection of 04. It is pay back for us not cow towing to his right wing aganda that only serves to destory the poor and working stifs like me and my mom and dad. So when I go to by some natey lite toniht with my fake id (scew the govement!!!) I will stock up and by maybe 3 or4 cases to hold me over so Bush won't be able to tax me and my bear and get himself out of that mess of a war in the muddle east. If I were you I would do the same and show Bush and his company of hooligans that we can't be taxed and tricked like little cirus animals that are beaten to dance and do tricks for use humans. Have a good day and don't let them know your on to them, that you know that they are trying to keep us down. Slowly now slowly we turn the tide!!!!

Mod note: What more could we mods possibly do that public edyookashun hasn't already done to this poor young man?

[trisham]

I can't believe I'm in before the ZOT...

[najida]

You type like the hair is on your palms, not your chest.

[tfecw]

"He prefers getting wasted as quickly as possible. "

Don't forget "As cheaply as possible" 5 shots of Jack would be quicker, but a lot more expensive ;)

[The_Victor]

Don't forget to say, "Hi Mom!"

[Coop]

Good lord, I hope your writing skills are not typical of today's college students.

This thread is so blatantly forced it's pathetic. Simply a cry out for hits. But here I am giving 'em one! :-D

[Paul_Denton]

Troll in range.

You may fire when ready commander.

Standby

Commence primary ignition

ZOT!

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Ok, troll, this is an excerpt from my DU opus republished here for your benefit. Please take it to heart should you choose to return.:


One final beef, though. I know you just love coming over to Free Republic and you are more than welcome to do so. You just might learn something. But, please people. The quality of your trolling is atrocious. I mean, take a look at these links:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/1385081/posts?page=1
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1384624/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1384505/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1383889/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1380396/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/keyword?k=zot

All contain logical fallacies. Worse than that, though, is the fact that most come with grammatical, spelling and punctuation errors. You may not understand this, but unlike DU, FR does have standards. Please keep in mind that you should not troll Free Republic if you are drunk, high or incapacitated by any malady (such as liberalism).

[TChris]

...scew[sic] the govement[sic]

It seems you already believe it is skewed! ;-)

[thag]

....LOLOLOL......
Love,
Thag.....................

[SolidRedState]

Your nose hair has grown into your chest?

[areafiftyone]

LOL I wouldn't be surprised.

[retrokitten]

He is going to raise the taxs on these bears by a nikel so he can recoop his money loses in the irag war.

These Bears?

[avg_freeper]

TAX THE BEARS! TAX THE BEARS!

No-Go. The 537&1/2 amendment prevents the government from taxing armed bears.

[Paul_Denton]

I LOVE that picture of Castle Bravo. Absolutly beeeauuuttiful!

Color Picture

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Please pour out your beer (not bere). It is obviously someone has fosted off horse piss on you.

[oceanperch]

That is the best tax idea I have ever heard in my life!

[Red Badger]

Hair today, gone tomorrow............(sorry, couldn't resist)......

[adgirl]

That was too funny. It was the "brake" that tipped you off wasn't it? He never can seem to use them correctly.

[retrokitten]

I'm guessing it was this...

people that didnt vote for him in the erection of 04.

I feel like Cartman- it's just so freakin funny that I can't even laugh.

[R. Scott]

All that cheap beer – and still not drunk.