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ZOT!!! Different location of hair, same electrolysis.
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Posted on 04/22/2005 12:06:18 PM PDT by A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
Edited on 04/22/2005 12:22:15 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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I just heard that Bush and company is trying to pass a law that adds extra taxs to cheap beer like Milwaukee best and naturl light. He is going to raise the taxs on these bears by a nikel so he can recoop his money loses in the irag war. He and his old guys party the repitleublicans want to sock to the little guy and college guys like me who can only offord cheap bear and not the good stuff like all you chumps drink that sam adems and budwizer and coors lite and other big shot drinks. Give me a brake. Bush is not going to tax those bears because all his rich buddys drike them so he will tax all the people that didnt vote for him in the erection of 04. It is pay back for us not cow towing to his right wing aganda that only serves to destory the poor and working stifs like me and my mom and dad. So when I go to by some natey lite toniht with my fake id (scew the govement!!!) I will stock up and by maybe 3 or4 cases to hold me over so Bush won't be able to tax me and my bear and get himself out of that mess of a war in the muddle east. If I were you I would do the same and show Bush and his company of hooligans that we can't be taxed and tricked like little cirus animals that are beaten to dance and do tricks for use humans. Have a good day and don't let them know your on to them, that you know that they are trying to keep us down. Slowly now slowly we turn the tide!!!!
Mod note: What more could we mods possibly do that public edyookashun hasn't already done to this poor young man?
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To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
has to be a female demorat
61
posted on
04/22/2005 12:12:45 PM PDT
by
socialismisinsidious
("A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.")
To: TXBSAFH
I have a buddy who loves Coors Light, because he can down them in like 3 seconds and he thinks he's something special.
He prefers getting wasted as quickly as possible.
To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
63
posted on
04/22/2005 12:13:18 PM PDT
by
Personal Responsibility
(Why is it that the wackiest people get to define reality?)
To: Logos124
Ping
This one is good, really good.
64
posted on
04/22/2005 12:13:19 PM PDT
by
Jimmyclyde
(Dying ain't much of a living boy...)
To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
Beer troll with an ugly screen name.
Yech....
65
posted on
04/22/2005 12:13:28 PM PDT
by
WestCoastGal
(Continued prayers for nw_arizona_granny, TexasCowboy and tmp02.....)
To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
Wow... I didn't think most grade schools even GOT a spring break, let alone this late in the year. Step slowly away from the computer, and go tell mommy and daddy what you've done.
And now, the same short paragraph rewritten so your uneducated ass can understand it.
Wow... ah dint thunk must grade skools evan GOT a sprang brake, lit alown this layt in the yeer. Step slowley a way from the puter, and go tell Uncle Daddy and Aunt Mommy whut you done did.
66
posted on
04/22/2005 12:13:41 PM PDT
by
Jokelahoma
(Animal testing is a bad idea. They get all nervous and give wrong answers.)
To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
I guess this idea will raise the price of Nasty and The Beast to a whole dime.
67
posted on
04/22/2005 12:13:50 PM PDT
by
bobjam
To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
68
posted on
04/22/2005 12:13:50 PM PDT
by
areafiftyone
(Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
Bush is not going to tax those bears because all his rich buddys drike them so he will tax all the people that didnt vote for him in the erection of 04. TAX THE BEARS! TAX THE BEARS!
69
posted on
04/22/2005 12:14:03 PM PDT
by
Loyalist
(The Committee to Elect Cardinal Ratzinger thanks you for your support: Benedict XVI!)
To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
I drink cheap beer (Natural Ice - made by Anheuser), and would gladly pay a nickel more PER CAN to support the troops.
Mama
To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
Please pass this on to others of like mind!!!!
Don't worry lad, including yourself, both of you know now.
72
posted on
04/22/2005 12:14:30 PM PDT
by
Dr.Zoidberg
(This tagline brought to you by Islam. Islam, only the best of the 12th century for you and yours.)
To: cinives
Complete with misspellings and bad grammar, too !
Give it him a break. Hes a democrat and a not-very-bright collage kid. What more can be expected?
73
posted on
04/22/2005 12:15:04 PM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: areafiftyone
This troll hits everyday with some "HAIR" name. Must be a fetish or something, or bald..........
74
posted on
04/22/2005 12:15:14 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Entrepreneurs find a need and fill it. Politicians create need and fill it........)
To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
What's really interesting is to do a Google image search for "zot" and see just how many of the resulting pix are sourced to FR.....
AND besides that spelling is not your first language.........[[[budwizer]]]
Blasphemy
76
posted on
04/22/2005 12:15:29 PM PDT
by
WestCoastGal
(Continued prayers for nw_arizona_granny, TexasCowboy and tmp02.....)
To: tfecw
"Would the statement be as strong if I drink them, then toss the bottles and then piss in the water?"
The crux of this issue revoves around the 'separation of beer and bottle'. You might be able to squeak around the rule though, by simply peeing back into the bottles!
77
posted on
04/22/2005 12:15:36 PM PDT
by
spoiler2
To: Tall_Texan
Misspellings aside his writing style is a nice amalgamation of Strongbad and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
78
posted on
04/22/2005 12:15:45 PM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: Josh in PA
HOW? There is not enough alcohol in coors light to get my cat drunk!
79
posted on
04/22/2005 12:16:07 PM PDT
by
TXBSAFH
(Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
To: Josh in PA
Coors Light gets people water logged- not drunk.
80
posted on
04/22/2005 12:16:07 PM PDT
by
bobjam
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