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Inside the Mind of a Creationist (Hope is Alive in California!)
Metro: Silicon Valley Weekly Newspaper ^ | April 21, 2005 | Najeeb Hasan

Posted on 04/21/2005 4:34:42 AM PDT by gobucks

In the last year, Silicon Valley has been a center of a showdown over religious beliefs in public schools. Meet the other side. LYNN HOFLAND often talks faster than he thinks. For Hofland, it seems the circumstances demand it. A creationist, he happily espouses a point of view that mainstream culture considers ridiculous and unenlightened.

The earth, according to Hofland, is about 6,000 years old. God created it in six 24-hour days. And, of course, evolution is just a theory.

Most people around here will shake their heads and wonder how anyone could think that in this day and age. But for Hofland, it's a basic foundation of his belief system.

And his belief system came to the South Bay in a big way last fall when Stephen Williams, a fifth-grade teacher at Stevens Creek Elementary School in Cupertino, filed a federal civil rights lawsuit against the Cupertino Union School District (and against Stevens Creek Elementary's principal), claiming he had been discriminated against because he was Christian. Williams, backed by the Alliance Defense Fund, a Christian legal organization engaged in contesting cultural issues across the nation, said that his principal stopped him from handing out historical materials in class that referenced God. After an initial Drudge Report headline about the Declaration of Independence being "banned" at a California school, Williams' case was egged on by right-wing radio and blogs. Sean Hannity, of Fox News' Hannity & Colmes, brought his show to the Flint Center in Cupertino for a special "Take Back America" broadcast.

Mark Thomas was one of the panelists for that broadcast. Thomas, the president of the Atheists of Silicon Valley (www.godlessgeeks.com), believes everything that Hofland does not. He believes men came from monkeys. He believes the animate sprung from the inanimate; the concept even has a scientific-sounding word for it: abiogenesis.

Thomas has met Hofland on more than one occasion; he even went so far as to give Hofland the floor during one of his atheist meetings held bimonthly in the community room of his townhouse complex in Mountain View. But the truth is, he thinks Hofland is a kook. Or, if Hofland's not a kook himself, that his ideas about the origins of life are definitely kooky.

"It's rather irritating to get into these conversations about the origins of life with him," says Thomas. "You keep coming back with God did this, God did that. The problem is for him there are no contradictions because he's right. In some ways you can't refute him. God could have created the world a hundred years ago with everything looking as though it were ancient. You can't disprove it. God could have created the universe a day ago with everything, including people's memories intact. You can't disprove that."

Evolution of an Anti-Evolutionist

Hofland may think the world was created in six days, but it took him a lot longer than that to arrive at that belief—30 years and then some, in fact. Born in Montana, near Missoula (he still mixes Montana wheat into homemade breads and waffles), Hofland, now 50, has always had a Midwestern sensibility. He graduated from high school (his mother was his eighth-grade biology teacher), but flunked out of college after a year and a half. Then, he did a six-year stint in the Navy, floating around the South Pacific on a nuclear submarine.

"My background," he admits, "did not lend itself to me being a creationist."

Of all things, it was a subsequent job at NASA, where he's still employed today, that led Hofland to discard the evolutionism he had grown up with. Watching NASA scientists taking lessons from the physiology of giraffes to develop gravity suits for astronauts (the thick-skinned giraffe boasts a unique blood pressure for mammals, which is especially helpful for outer-space modeling) eventually convinced Hofland to do his own research into the giraffe—an animal, as it turns out, that has been widely used in creationist arguments.

What he found, he says, converted him. The giraffe, he learned, has seven neck bones (the norm, for many mammals), even though, as far as he could tell, there's no reason why evolution wouldn't have demanded the number of the giraffe's neck bones increase with the size of its neck. Hofland was also amazed at the giraffe's capability to withstand extreme blood pressure (due to its height) in its legs, and to adjust the pressure when it bends its head down to drink water—without its reinforced artery walls, its collection of valves and a "web" of small blood vessels, intense pressure would reach the giraffe's brain every time it bends its head. Not to mention what Hofland considers the miraculous design of the giraffe's birthing process—the new calf, which drops into the world from a height of five feet, cannot fall neither head or feet first, as both positions would end up breaking its neck; instead, the giraffe maneuvers a "perfect" exit, hind feet first and supporting its flexible neck around its shoulders.

Before he learned all this, Hofland insists, he, always scientifically inclined, was very much an ardent evolutionist. But, after his study, he ended up penning an article which became the basis for a new creationist ministry he calls Stiffneck Ministries.

"I had to struggle with this, but when I did my homework, I was convinced the giraffe was created," he says. "And, if the giraffe was created, then I was created, and, if I was created, then I had some answering to do for my life."

Thomas, however, is hardly impressed by Hofland's conversion. "I'm very well aware of his Stiffneck Ministries and his giraffes," says Thomas, with an exasperated tone. "His arguments are false; they are completely false. Giraffes have evolved over a period of time, and it's not a very good system. Giraffes have a lot of problems, many babies die during birth because they have a long distance to fall, but it works well enough for them to survive."

Thomas has little patience for Hofland's logic. "What creationist and intelligent designers like to point out is, basically, 'Isn't X amazing? I don't understand how X could be. Therefore, there must be something else that designed X and that created X. I don't understand what this other thing is either, but it must exist, because I don't understand X. That's fallacious reasoning."

Tie For First: The way Lynn Hofland's neckwear pointedly quotes the opening of the Christian Bible leaves no doubt as to where he stands on the question of life's origin.

Putting God Into Schools

Hofland was in the audience for the Hannity special in Cupertino. For him, the hubbub was about nothing other than certain people—in this case, the elementary school's administrators and the concerned parents—being too "sensitive." The United States, Hofland likes to say, is largely a Christian nation, though Hofland's definition of what a "Christian" nation is seems to vary subtly with the context. Sometimes, as in the case of Cupertino's Williams, who Hofland argues was only distributing material that reflected the roots and realities of the United States, the nation's very Christian; sometimes it's not Christian enough.

Even the question of what "Christian" belief is in regard to creationism has shifted over time.

"The irony, of course, in all of this creation science stuff is that modern conservative Christians are not the equivalent of their 19th-century counterparts," says J. David Pleins, a professor of religion at Santa Clara University.

Pleins, who has written extensively about readings of Genesis, argues young earth creationism—Hofland's view of a 6,000-year-old history—wasn't always a traditional Christian perspective.

"In the 19th century, you people who we would today call fundamentalist or conservative Christians, who didn't think the earth was young. They were anti-evolution Christians; they were against Darwin, but they believed the earth was old because they believe that the science told us about all these ancient lost eras. And so you had conservative Christians who were committed to an old-earth creationism. That seems to be an option that's lost today, and it's lost not because of the Scopes trial."

Instead, Pleins contends that a book, The Genesis Flood, put young earth creationism on the map. "It argued that science, rewritten and interpreted differently, would validate a literal reading of the Bible, so with creation science, you get a commitment from all conservative Christians committed to a young earth reading of the text. That's new."

The reasons behind the shift in perspective are strikingly similar to the modern fundamentalist worries that Christianity would erode away if not somehow protected, which results in a defensive posture by the Christian right in the American culture wars. The book's authors, says Pleins, thought that "if you give away the literal reading of the Bible, you start giving up the biblical truth. Where would you stop?"

Similarly, Hofland wants to establish the Bible's authority in America's public schools.

"There's nothing wrong with the Bible being added as a reference text," he insists. "If the science classroom is asking questions about how old the earth is, then this"—Hofland pats a tiny blue Bible—"is as good of a reference as rocks in the ground."

Employing Hofland's logic, solutions for teaching evolution in public schools would, seemingly, become exercises in political correctness.

"Question number one," Hofland says, "could be according to the theory of evolution; question number two could be according to the theory of creation; question number three could be according to the Buddhism or whatever. Or something like that."

Hofland may seem to be far out of the mainstream, but his beliefs have made some inroads in popular culture, as seen in cases like that of the Atlanta school district that voted in 2002 to put stickers in biology textbooks which stated that evolution is "a theory not a fact." A federal judge ruled that the stickers had to be removed.

Others who criticize the way evolution is taught in public schools say they aren't necessarily creationists, but simply believe God has been pushed too far out of the debate over life's origins. In 1998, after receiving a letter co-signed by two widely respected religious scholars, Huston Smith and Alvin Plantinga, the National Association of Biology Teachers was forced to edit its definition of what to teach about evolution in schools. The association had described evolution as "unsupervised" and "impersonal"; Smith and Plantinga argued there was no scientific basis for those descriptors, and the association ended up agreeing, deleting the two words.

At NASA, Hofland often visits an artistic depiction of the origins of human life that has been put up in a building neighboring his workspace. The depiction, a colorful painting that, from left to right, shows the evolutionary stages of life through bold white lines. It begins with volcanoes exploding, moves on to micro-organisms in the oceans, to various kinds of mammals in the forests, to cave men, and finally to modern man driving along a highway.

"I did meet the artist, the original artist," he says of the painting. "At first, he told me they told him to paint all the volcanoes exploding. Then, they told him, Oh that was too much, that would cause a nuclear winter and shut everything down, so they only had two volcanoes that were exploding and the rest were dormant. And see, they keep changing their view of what happened."


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To: DesertSapper

Exactly right. You made an excellent point, and all you were greeted with was an ad hominem attack.


161 posted on 04/21/2005 2:03:47 PM PDT by Recovering_Democrat (I'm so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!)
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To: dmanLA
Indeed. There IS no evidence to support evolution.

Only deductions based on guesswork as to what they want to believe happened.

It's extremely subjective.........as are all philosophies that exist on the left. No difference here.

(But they do get mad at you when you question their faith........)

162 posted on 04/21/2005 2:04:06 PM PDT by ohioWfan ("If My people, which are called by My name, will humble themselves and pray.....")
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To: Non-Sequitur

You claim that ridiculousness. No legitmate translation or interpretation can.


163 posted on 04/21/2005 2:04:25 PM PDT by bvw
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To: ohioWfan
Wow. That's a new one. Now those of us who don't believe Darwin's myth and leftist science profs are going to lose the 2008 election for Republicans.

Then you must be new to crevo threads. The saying that "creationism is a cancer on conservatism" has been around for a long time.

The only problem is that true evolutionists don't believe in God, because the purpose of the theory was to come up with some way to explain the earth without God.

And next you're going to tell me that the Pope isn't a Christian. Who are you to tell me whether I believe in God, or not? Your interpretation of Genesis and mine are different. Disagreement about what the Bible actually means is one of the oldest arguments on earth.

I don't believe what's being foisted on us as science by the left any more than I believe the revisionist history foisted on us by leftist political science profs.

Science should not be politicized, by either the right or left. Just because the left has corrupted many scientists in the environmental debate does not mean that evolution isn't a solid science. It is.

We have the whole of creation to study indeed, but we have the whole of Scripture as well, and evolution doesn't fit the whole either. If man was not uniquely created, and did not sin against the Creator, there is no need for redemption, and there would be no need for a Savior. If you choose to throw out Genesis, you throw out the words of Jesus, and the Apostle Paul, as well as the entire book of Hebrews.

A picture is worth a thousand words. And the whole of God's creation in living breathing 3D reality contains many orders of magnitude more information than the few hundred words in the creation stories in Genesis.

If you want to find out about redemption, read the Bible. If you want to find out what God's creation is about, then study it. And the best method of doing so is the discipline of science.

The scripture says that God created all that we are and see. What it does not do is give more than a tiny sliver of a glimpse about how He did that. And as no two denominations can agree on the important parts of what The Bible says, you and I don't agree on that part of Genesis either.

I don't accuse you of not believing in God. I'd appreciate it if you'd offer me the same courtesy, merely because we don't exactly agree on a particular interpretation of a couple of chapters in the Bible.

164 posted on 04/21/2005 2:04:41 PM PDT by narby
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To: bvw
No legitmate translation or interpretation can.

Why not? The Bible says the sun stood still, not that the earth stopped revolving. If one accepts a literal interpretation then no other explanation is possible, and 370 years ago Galileo was tried and sentenced for doubting that very interpretation. So obviously many people disagree with you.

165 posted on 04/21/2005 2:10:47 PM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: ohioWfan
I prefer to put my faith in something more consistent.........in Someone who is immutable.

God may be immutable and consistent. But man's ideas about God are not. Indeed, very few groups on earth agree on exactly what God is saying in the Bible, even though they live at the same time. Then study the history of Christian theology, what Christians believed prior to the Civil War, the reformation, on and on. Nothing is consistent about what man believes about God.

I believe that God is consistent. But to think that what you believe about God is consistent with anyone around you, or any time in history is delusional.

My ideas about evolution, and that it does not conflict with Genesis were taught me at a church youth camp by a deacon in the Southern Baptist Church. His day job was a science professor, and the church had no problem with what he taught. My children now attend in the same general congregation, but now they preach Darwin hate and ID. They don't believe me that I wasn't taught the same thing.

God is immutable. Your belief is not.

166 posted on 04/21/2005 2:11:52 PM PDT by narby
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To: narby; js1138
I think Narby meant to post to me.

If you claim an event required 400,000 years to occur it's not observable or testable. . .So what subject would you call the study of, say, the volcano under Yellowstone park?

Volcanology

That's not science?

Sure

It hasn't been "observed" by man,

Volcanic activity has not been observed at Yellowstone???

aand the eruptions are something approching that time lapse. Should we just ignore it?

Since an erruption is not expected for thousands of years, why not? OTOH, if you could find some use for the properties there such as energy production you would not be using an estimate of the age of the earth to take advantage of it.

Now, here is something to ponder. Supposed we wake up one morning in the next few months and find the Yellowstone volcano growing and ready to erupt. Would that change your thinking on the age of the Earth?

167 posted on 04/21/2005 2:11:55 PM PDT by Tribune7
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To: narby
I'll start at the end. I never accused you of not believing in God. I said that throwing out the unique creation of man is throws out the whole of Scripture.

It's not just about Genesis (as much as you want it to be). It's about God's plan for the redemption of sinful man.

You are clearly defensive, so you have misinterpreted what I have said, and thus much of your post is irrelevent.

Just one last point..........if science shouldn't be politicized, then why don't you stop doing it, OK? My belief in creation isn't political. It's spiritual........and very based on logic and common sense as well. Amphibians don't magically develop lungs, and mankind didn't magically develop a soul.

But what I belive will have no effect on the 2008 election, no matter how hard you contort to make a point that it will.

168 posted on 04/21/2005 2:12:04 PM PDT by ohioWfan ("If My people, which are called by My name, will humble themselves and pray.....")
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To: dmanLA
What evolutionists are claiming as lack of evidence on the Creationists side, they don't have themselves.

That's one of the things that really makes modern religion look the worst. Because your statement is just so impossibly wrong. The fact that you were taught a lie, and believe it so adamantly, really does not speak well of modern religion.

169 posted on 04/21/2005 2:14:46 PM PDT by narby
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To: narby
But, sir, if you do not believe in the unique creation of man, you do not believe in what the whole of Scripture says, regardless of what your science teaching deacon friend said.

Most of your post I agree with. God does not change. Humans are fallible and misinterpret Scripture.

But that does not change the fact that removing the unique creation of man denies the truth of all of Scripture.

170 posted on 04/21/2005 2:16:05 PM PDT by ohioWfan ("If My people, which are called by My name, will humble themselves and pray.....")
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To: narby
Give us all scientific proof of man's aquiring language.
Give us scientific proof of any animal evolving into any other animal.
Give us scientific proof of any homonid evolving into a human.

Not deductions and guessing. Proof.

It doesn't exist. You are taking it on faith.

171 posted on 04/21/2005 2:18:18 PM PDT by ohioWfan ("If My people, which are called by My name, will humble themselves and pray.....")
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To: Non-Sequitur

The sun stood still in the sky. Which event are you referencing on that?


172 posted on 04/21/2005 2:19:25 PM PDT by bvw
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To: bvw
Which event are you referencing on that?

Joshua 10:12-14

173 posted on 04/21/2005 2:22:32 PM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Tribune7
Volcanic activity has not been observed at Yellowstone???

A large, destructive event as is now believed happened by science has not been observed. If you were consistent, you would disbelieve any claim of past eruptions of Yellowstone because it's not a repeatable, testable, hypothesis. And has not been observed by man.

But, creationists are never consistent. They trash "science", but then take the properties described by science and twist them to bash evolution.

174 posted on 04/21/2005 2:23:04 PM PDT by narby
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To: ohioWfan
Under your standard, I couldn't prove that you even exist. I won't waste my time, and I'm sure you will crow that you've won the argument.

The only thing you won is that no one can force you to believe anything.

You can lead a horse to water.....

I really do have more important things to do now....

175 posted on 04/21/2005 2:26:48 PM PDT by narby
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To: Non-Sequitur

You see no way such a description could possibly be the resultant summary observation of a (miraculous timing-wise) coincidence of natural causes?


176 posted on 04/21/2005 2:27:06 PM PDT by bvw
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To: Non-Sequitur

The Church got the idea that the sun orbits the earth from Ptolemy and Aristotle, not from the Bible.

http://csep10.phys.utk.edu/astr161/lect/retrograde/aristotle.html


177 posted on 04/21/2005 2:32:09 PM PDT by puroresu
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To: bvw
You see no way such a description could possibly be the resultant summary observation of a (miraculous timing-wise) coincidence of natural causes?

Like?

178 posted on 04/21/2005 2:34:35 PM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: narby
If you were consistent, you would disbelieve any claim of past eruptions of Yellowstone because it's not a repeatable, testable, hypothesis. And has not been observed by man.

Volcanic erruptions have been observed by man. A dog has never been observed to have evolved into something other than a canine.

179 posted on 04/21/2005 2:43:11 PM PDT by Tribune7
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To: puroresu
The Church got the idea that the sun orbits the earth from Ptolemy and Aristotle, not from the Bible.

Galileo was tried by the inquisition for heresy, not sloppy science. As this site indicates, the charges were based on scripture.

180 posted on 04/21/2005 2:45:09 PM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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