STAN: Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.
FRANCIS: Why are you always on about women, Stan?
STAN: I want to be one.
REG: What?
STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
REG: What?!
LORETTA: It's my right as a man.
JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
LORETTA: I want to have babies.
REG: You want to have babies?!
LORETTA: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG: But... you can't have babies.
LORETTA: Don't you oppress me.
REG: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
LORETTA: [crying]
JUDITH: Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.
FRANCIS: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.
REG: What's the point?
FRANCIS: What?
REG: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?!
FRANCIS: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
REG: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.
Mark
(From Monty Pythons, "The Life of Brian"
They should be concerned. After all, the new Pope will strap up, send out special Monk Squads in Pope-mobiles, and take over the earth. Women will be put in chains. How do I know this? Whenever I inhale purple spotted smoke, my thoughts are never false. Does Art Bell have a hotline? /sarcasm
This is a joke, right?.....Something from the Onion?
I mean, it makes about as much sense as me protesting a Catholics-only conclave to elect the next Pope.
If you want to be "inclusive", sister -- be inclusive!
The National Coalition of American Nuns is not a church organization. It i a lefyist, feminist poltical organization which supports abortion, gay rights, and the usual array of leftist causes.
My guess is the sister is about as anti-catholic as Mohammed Atta.
Coming from Lesbians who don't believe in God, this means absolutely nothing.
The question on everyone's implant-laden lips?
"Do you have to believe in God to become Pope?"
What makes them think women are not heard?
"a group protesting the lack of women's voices in the conclave gathered outside Holy Name Cathedral in Chicago to send up billows of bright pink smoke"
God loves pink. Really. He created it. But they do not know about it. We all should pray for them.
Uh, wrong religion you imbicile.
,,, the women can do what Martin Luther did. He didn't waste time with pink smoke.
I'd like to know which woman out there actually WANTS to be Pope. I am a woman. I think this is so ridiculous it's funny.