[mike182d]

Thought you all might have fun with this one. ;-)

[Lazamataz]

Dear women of the world,

Shut up, get in the kitchen, bake me a pie and knit me a sweater and make babies.

Love,

Laz

[sarasota]

Leave it to my Midwest sisters.

[sticker]

Quinn the Eskimo?

[clee1]

This beotch should be excommunicated.

This is exactly what Ratzinger was talking about.

[AD from SpringBay]

Sounds like they need some global judges to change things by court order.

[mike182d]

celebrating the language of a male God

1. Jesus was God
2. Jesus was a man
Therefore, God is a man.

Perfectly logical conclusion to me :-)

[BenLurkin]

Kooks.

If they object to a religion abusing women they should drop in on Iran.

[RexBeach]

This is another example of the "women and children" suffer most syndrome.

"All together now: Give a W, give me an H, give me an I, give me an N, give me an E. Whadayya get? WHINE! Whadyya gonna do? WHINE! Whadayya excell at ? WHINE!"

Phew. I feel better now.

Sister Donna, you're fired!

Next!

[CSM]

"....when war brings the rape of women, when it is women and children who suffer in poverty on earth..."

When a "Sister" spews this type of nonsense, is it a sin? Is participating in activities that directly conflict with the church a sin? What is the difference between advocating for this or advocating to be able to take a husband?

I'm not Catholic, so clearly I am not able to answer these questions. Any of you Catholic Freepers care to enlighten me?

[Antoninus]

Considering the make-up of many of the priests in the Chicago Archdiocese, I'd say that effeminacy has plenty of voices there, if not women per se. It's a wonder they weren't sending up lavender smoke.

Don't forget, when Cardinal Bernadin passed away, the Chicago Gay Men's Choir sang at his funeral mass...

[avg_freeper]

"At a time when young women are sold into slavery around the world, when war brings the rape of women, when it is women and children who suffer in poverty"

Behold! The triumph of the feminist movement. Women are now as equally oppressed as men. Congrat's!

[MadIvan]

There's a long standing myth about a female pope. Obviously it didn't work out, if at all.

The line to St. Peter is unbroken. It's best to leave it that way.

Regards, Ivan

[dighton]

... Dominican Sister Donna Quinn ...

Found in connection with “Nuns for Choice.”

[Sthitch]

I am willing to bet that Sister Quinn would also want to allow gay clergy as well.

[Valin]

I recall a column by George Will when JPII first visited America. A nun was asking the Pope about women priests, the Pope said it wasn't gonna happen, the usual suspects got up on their hind legs and took the Pope to task for not being "inclusive". Goerge Will answered them and at the end he wrote (if memory serves) "WHO does he (JPII) think he is! He thinks he's the Pope...and he's right."

[fortunecookie]

Before the cardinals locked into the Sistine Chapel had a chance to cast their first ballot April 18, a group protesting the lack of women's voices in the conclave gathered outside Holy Name Cathedral in Chicago to send up billows of bright pink smoke along with prayers for women to be heard.

The Cathedral didn't shoo them away?

...we know we cannot keep the silence demanded by male leadership in a church that claims to speak out for human rights," said Dominican Sister Donna Quinn...

as she handed out "Pope Donna" pins...

[Doctor Stochastic]

If the smoke is white, there's a new Pope tonight.
If the smoke is black, Cardinals gotta go back.
If the smoke is pink, I don't know what to think.
If the smoke is yellow, the Conclave's turning mellow.
If the smoke is red, there's litte to be said.
If the smoke is green, no progress to be seen.
If the smoke is purple, sugar is sweet.
If the smoke is orange, so's maple surple.

[clintonh8r]

I have some smoke of my own to send in Sister's general direction.....

[Polyxene]

I am not a Roman Catholic. Would someone please explain to me how this woman can be a nun and not follow the teachings of the Church. She supports abortion, birth control, women priests, homosexuality, etc. This is a nun??? Same with priests. Thanks!

[Mad Mammoth]

You uppity women I don’t understand
Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,
But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
You’d better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That’s what I to my baby said,
Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Early every morning you’re out on the street
Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.
You gave up your maiden form for lent
And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.

Every single brakeman that’s ever come along
Had a little woman always tellin’ him that he’s wrong.
Eve said to adam, ¡°here’s an apple you horse¡±
And delilah defoliated samson’s moss.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That’s what I to my baby said,
Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws
Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,
Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean
And your coffee makes my hair turn green.

So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,
Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.
If you can’t love a male chauvinist
You’d better cross me off your shopping list.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That’s what I to my baby said,
Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

- Kinky Friedman