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Local bomb suspect posed as minister (Unhappy with penis enlargement surgery)
Lancaster New Era ^ | 15 April 2005 | Tim Mekeel

Posted on 04/15/2005 9:27:06 PM PDT by csvset

Local bomb suspect posed as minister
Feds say Reamstown man who was angry over plastic surgery mailed explosive to Chicago doctor.

By Tim Mekeel
Lancaster New Era

Published: Apr 15, 2005 2:00 PM EST

LANCASTER COUNTY, PA - A Reamstown man, unhappy with his penile-enlargement surgery, allegedly posed as a Methodist minister when he mailed a small bomb to his Chicago surgeon, a new indictment says.Blake R. Steidler, 24, of East Church Street, was charged by a federal grand jury on Wednesday with four counts of wrongdoing. He faces up to life in prison and a $1 million penalty.

The eight-page indictment adds more details to Steidler’s alleged actions, which the New Era reported in February after he alerted authorities and turned himself in.

The bomb was recovered from the mail before it caused any injury, authorities said. Steidler remains in federal custody in Philadelphia.

He faces one count each of using a weapon of mass destruction, unlawful making of an explosive, unlawful mailing of an explosive and interstate transportation of an explosive.

“If you wanted to kill somebody, this is not the way to do it. But it would cause more than a scare. It would cause bodily harm,” said Special Agent John Hageman for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms.

According to the indictment, Steidler fashioned the small homemade bomb at his home, drove to Ohio and mailed it to his unidentified Chicago surgeon “as an act of revenge.”

Documents filed earlier in case said Steidler maintained to authorities that he had suffered “serious complications” from the procedure, performed about a year-and-a-half earlier.

The indictment does not specify the kind of surgery, but law enforcement sources and the Reading Eagle today reported it was a penile-enlargement procedure.

The bomb consisted of black gunpowder, a carbon dioxide cartridge, a 9-volt battery, a model rocket engine igniter and dental floss, according to the indictment.

Steidler allegedly placed the bomb in a jewelry box with a typewritten letter that said in part:

“I’ve just returned from a missions trip from Brazil. I’d like you to have this souvenir I picked up on my missionary trip as a token of my appreciation. Thank you so much and God bless! Pastor Edwards.”

Steidler allegedly added to the package a return address of a United Methodist Church in Warren, Ohio, and mailed the package from a postal drop box in North Bloomfield, Ohio.

But after mailing the package Feb. 11, Steidler drove home and had second thoughts, authorities said previously. He called 911 the next day and turned himself in.

Alerted by Steidler’s call, a bomb squad safely recovered the device from a mail processing center in Youngstown, Ohio, authorities said previously.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Front Page News; News/Current Events; US: Illinois; US: Ohio; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: dong; dork; falsewood; frightfullywitty; mrhappy; penisenlargement; pocketrocket; schlong; teenyweeny; weiner
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Yeah, right, penis enlargement! Ha-ha!

I wonder if he met the doctor via e-mail.

1 posted on 04/15/2005 9:27:06 PM PDT by csvset
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To: coloradan
He faces one count each of using a weapon of mass destruction............... The bomb consisted of black gunpowder, a carbon dioxide cartridge, a 9-volt battery, a model rocket engine igniter and dental floss, according to the indictment.

They've really lowered the bar on the WMDs.

2 posted on 04/15/2005 9:29:09 PM PDT by AdamSelene235 (Truth has become so rare and precious she is always attended to by a bodyguard of lies.)
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To: csvset

This guy told the doctor he wanted a tally-whacker that touched the floor, so the doctor cut his legs off.


3 posted on 04/15/2005 9:30:49 PM PDT by randog (What the....?!)
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To: csvset

objoke... the first time I had sex with my g/f she looked at me and said, "who are you going to please with that little thing?" so I looked her straight in the eyes and said, "me".


4 posted on 04/15/2005 9:30:55 PM PDT by killjoy (Real Men Love Bush)
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To: AdamSelene235

Last year they filed WMD charges against someone whose bomb went off in his own lap, and didn't kill him. (Burned him, though.) How does one argue in a court of law that he should be convicted of WMD anything, if the device didn't kill even one person who was holding it?


5 posted on 04/15/2005 9:35:07 PM PDT by coloradan (Hence, etc.)
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From another article..

Blake R. Steidler, 24, Reamstown...

I guess he didn't measure up to Reamstown standards.

6 posted on 04/15/2005 9:44:58 PM PDT by csvset
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A Reamstown man, unhappy with his penile-enlargement surgery,

LOL!

7 posted on 04/15/2005 9:45:13 PM PDT by Mad_Tom_Rackham (Liberalism delenda est!)
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To: Eaker

So much material..........an the POS still comes up short !


8 posted on 04/15/2005 9:45:30 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: csvset

"My rod,it doth no longer comfort me..."


9 posted on 04/15/2005 9:49:18 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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To: csvset
The indictment does not specify the kind of surgery, but law enforcement sources and the Reading Eagle today reported it was a penile-enlargement procedure.

Uh, he just wanted a little extra self esteem? Opps!!! Now he's lost all he had in more ways than one! Everyone now knows he's got a small, messed up weeness. Sheesh!

10 posted on 04/15/2005 9:49:34 PM PDT by concerned about politics (Vote Republican - Vote morally correct!)
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To: csvset

I imagine his new reamstown buddies will love him no matter his size.


11 posted on 04/15/2005 10:21:30 PM PDT by Mad_Tom_Rackham (Liberalism delenda est!)
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To: Mad_Tom_Rackham

Yup, the ole adadictomy didn't take.........


12 posted on 04/15/2005 10:41:31 PM PDT by umgud
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To: concerned about politics

I watched an interview with a guy who had a botched penile episode about ten years ago. The guy described all the pain and suffering...and no ability to function after that...and I kept thinking that you'd have to be crazy to allow this procedure to continue. This is the medical process that never delivers...but the dimwits out there keep on getting it. I can't understand that. I'll bet that at least 500 guys per year get the surgery in the US. Something is wrong with this system.


13 posted on 04/15/2005 10:47:55 PM PDT by pepsionice
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Maybe they aren't getting the right donors.


14 posted on 04/15/2005 11:00:37 PM PDT by Mind-numbed Robot (Not all things that need to be done need to be done by the government.)
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To: csvset

I got spam offering to make me an ordained minister.

From the sounds of it, this guy takes all his life cues from spam!


15 posted on 04/15/2005 11:32:47 PM PDT by explodingspleen (http://mish-mash.info/)
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To: AdamSelene235; shibumi; umgud; pepsionice; Mind-numbed Robot; csvset; Nitro; Mad_Tom_Rackham
Paul Castellano:

HE'S UNHAPPY?! How dah ya think I feel?!

(Gambino Crime Family reference.)

-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)

16 posted on 04/15/2005 11:35:17 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham ("What in the world happened to Gerard's tag-line?")
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To: csvset

.."He faces one count each of using a weapon of mass destruction"...His withered weenie, a weapon of mass destruction not!


17 posted on 04/16/2005 3:24:30 AM PDT by Route101
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To: All; Old Sarge

OMG. Howling at the posts here!!!


18 posted on 04/16/2005 6:08:23 AM PDT by StarCMC (It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden; it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: csvset
The bomb consisted of black gunpowder, a carbon dioxide cartridge, a 9-volt battery, a model rocket engine igniter and dental floss, according to the indictment.

Yeesh. A 17yo Hadji in Baghdad can do a better job, without the benefit of Google or the Anarchists' Cookbook. And Hadji's IED would work.

Which is exactly what this was - an IED, not a WMD.

So, now, when the mediots ask the President, "Where are the WMD's?", he can point to the accurate reporting of the Lancaster New Era. ROTFLMAO!!!

19 posted on 04/16/2005 6:17:44 AM PDT by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: csvset

See! Size does matter. He had his penis enlarged to jackasss proportions and he became a jackass.


20 posted on 04/16/2005 6:58:57 AM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (Have the Democrats,our RINOs and their MSM ever met a skunk too stinking to snuggle up to?)
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