Yeah, right, penis enlargement! Ha-ha!
I wonder if he met the doctor via e-mail.
1 posted on
04/15/2005 9:27:06 PM PDT by
csvset
To: coloradan
He faces one count each of using a weapon of mass destruction............... The bomb consisted of black gunpowder, a carbon dioxide cartridge, a 9-volt battery, a model rocket engine igniter and dental floss, according to the indictment. They've really lowered the bar on the WMDs.
2 posted on
04/15/2005 9:29:09 PM PDT by
AdamSelene235
(Truth has become so rare and precious she is always attended to by a bodyguard of lies.)
To: csvset
This guy told the doctor he wanted a tally-whacker that touched the floor, so the doctor cut his legs off.
3 posted on
04/15/2005 9:30:49 PM PDT by
randog
(What the....?!)
To: csvset
objoke... the first time I had sex with my g/f she looked at me and said, "who are you going to please with that little thing?" so I looked her straight in the eyes and said, "me".
4 posted on
04/15/2005 9:30:55 PM PDT by
killjoy
(Real Men Love Bush)
From another article..
Blake R. Steidler, 24, Reamstown...
I guess he didn't measure up to Reamstown standards.
6 posted on
04/15/2005 9:44:58 PM PDT by
csvset
To: csvset
A
Reamstown man, unhappy with his penile-enlargement surgery,
LOL!
7 posted on
04/15/2005 9:45:13 PM PDT by
Mad_Tom_Rackham
(Liberalism delenda est!)
To: Eaker
So much material..........an the POS still comes up short !
8 posted on
04/15/2005 9:45:30 PM PDT by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: csvset
"My rod,it doth no longer comfort me..."
9 posted on
04/15/2005 9:49:18 PM PDT by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
To: csvset
The indictment does not specify the kind of surgery, but law enforcement sources and the Reading Eagle today reported it was a penile-enlargement procedure.Uh, he just wanted a little extra self esteem? Opps!!! Now he's lost all he had in more ways than one! Everyone now knows he's got a small, messed up weeness. Sheesh!
To: csvset
I got spam offering to make me an ordained minister.
From the sounds of it, this guy takes all his life cues from spam!
To: csvset
.."He faces one count each of using a weapon of mass destruction"...His withered weenie, a weapon of mass destruction not!
17 posted on
04/16/2005 3:24:30 AM PDT by
Route101
To: All; Old Sarge
OMG. Howling at the posts here!!!
18 posted on
04/16/2005 6:08:23 AM PDT by
StarCMC
(It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden; it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
To: csvset
The bomb consisted of black gunpowder, a carbon dioxide cartridge, a 9-volt battery, a model rocket engine igniter and dental floss, according to the indictment. Yeesh. A 17yo Hadji in Baghdad can do a better job, without the benefit of Google or the Anarchists' Cookbook. And Hadji's IED would work.
Which is exactly what this was - an IED, not a WMD.
So, now, when the mediots ask the President, "Where are the WMD's?", he can point to the accurate reporting of the Lancaster New Era. ROTFLMAO!!!
19 posted on
04/16/2005 6:17:44 AM PDT by
Old Sarge
(In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
To: csvset
See! Size does matter. He had his penis enlarged to jackasss proportions and he became a jackass.
20 posted on
04/16/2005 6:58:57 AM PDT by
F.J. Mitchell
(Have the Democrats,our RINOs and their MSM ever met a skunk too stinking to snuggle up to?)
To: csvset
This is the type of thing I looked forward to reading in National Lampoon's "True Facts" feature.
21 posted on
04/16/2005 9:33:13 AM PDT by
RightWingAtheist
(Creationism is not conservative!)
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