Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[Lady Jag]

Till April starts, and calls around
The sleeping fragrance from the ground,
And lightly o'er the living scene
Scatters his freshest, tenderest green.
    --Thomas Gray (1716-1771)

[Soaring Feather]

WOW you're having a Birthday tomorrow!! WOO HOO in advance.

[Kathy in Alaska]

HANKIE ALERT!!

Members of the special operations community join U.S. Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. John P. Jumper, Valerie Chapman and her family on the gangplank of the U.S. Navy ship MV Tech. Sgt. John A. Chapman in Sunny Point, N.C., April 8, 2005, after the renaming of the ship. The ship was named for Chapman, an Air Force combat controller who gave his life for his team in Afghanistan. U.S. Air Force photo by Michelle M. Butzgy

U.S. Air Force Gen. John W. Handy greets the family of U.S. Air Force Tech. Sgt. John Chapman at the naming of a U.S. Navy Military Sealift Command vessel in Chapman’s honor, in Sunny Point, N.C., April 8, 2005. Handy is Air Mobility Command and Transportation Command commander. The ship was named for Chapman, an Air Force combat controller who gave his life for his team in Afghanistan. U.S. Air Force photo by Lisa Terry McKeown

[Soaring Feather]

hey beachy,what you up to??

[trussell]

Sure wish we could get a little of that here. It's been windy, but very little moisture the last couple weeks.

[Kathy in Alaska]

U.S. Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. John Jumper stands with Brianna Chapman, 6, during the posting of the colors at the ship-naming ceremony in honor of Brianna's father, Tech. Sgt. John Chapman, in Sunny Point, N.C., April 8, 2005. The ship was named for Chapman, an Air Force combat controller who gave his life for his team in Afghanistan. U.S. Air Force photo by Senior Airman Becky J. LaRaia

Valerie Chapman (left) and Mickey Handy christen the U.S. Navy ship MV Tech. Sgt. John A. Chapman on the ship’s railing, in Sunny Point, N.C., April 8, 2005. The women co-sponsored the ceremony. Mrs. Chapman is Chapman’s widow and Mrs. Handy is married to U.S. Air Force Gen. John W. Handy, Air Mobility Command and Transportation Command commander. U.S. Air Force photo by Lisa Terry McKeown

[TC Rider]

LOL, I've copying and pasting these into a doc I can print out for my elderly parents. Mom is 82, Dad is 86.

I'm afraid to put in your "15 Things to do at Wal-Mart", my Dad would probably try most of them.

[Soaring Feather]

Oh look 750 club ahead!!

[Soaring Feather]

Oh look 750 club ahead!!

[Soaring Feather]

Oh look 750 club ahead!!

[Soaring Feather]

Oh look 750 club ahead!!

[luvie]

WooHoo!! Great song, MUD! Keeper for FR-II!!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Four F-15 Eagles from Seymour Johnson Air Force Base, N.C., fly over the newly christened U.S. Navy ship MV Tech. Sgt. John A. Chapman, in Sunny Point, N.C., April 8, 2005. The ship was renamed for Chapman, an Air Force combat controller who gave his life for his team in Afghanistan on March 4, 2002. U.S. Air Force photo by Senior Airman Becky J. LaRaia

The newly renamed U.S. Navy ship MV Tech. Sgt. John A. Chapman. The ship was named for Chapman, an Air Force combat controller who gave his life for his team in Afghanistan. The ship is 670-feet long and can move at speeds of as fast as 16 knots. U.S. Air Force photo by Michelle M. Butzgy

[stopsign]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and
says, Kemo Sabi, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars.
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, and then says,

Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions
of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says,

"Kemo Sabi, Someone has stolen tent" ... : ) <<< me

[Kathy in Alaska]

wh!!

ms feather.....#750!!

[Soaring Feather]

Welcome to the Canteen!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Yes, I agree...I love this time of year. Spring is my second-favorite season after Autumn.

FReegards...MUD

[El Gran Salseron]

I Love You in 24 languages

English . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Love You
Spanish. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . Te Amo
French . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Je T'aim
German .... . . . . . . . . . . . . .lch Liebe Dich
Japanese . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Ai Shite Imasu
Italian . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .Ti Amo
Chinese. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. Wo Ai Nin
Swedish. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jag Alskar

Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas, Oklahoma,
Texas, North Carolina, South Carolina,
Georgia, Tennessee, Missouri, Mississippi,
Louisiana, Virginia, West Virginia, Iowa, and Kentucky . . . . . . .

Nice butt. Get in the truck.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Keeper for FR-II!!!"

Hey, first things first...where's my "You've Been FReeped!! (Vol. I)"?! Tough to make sales when you don't have a prototype to show the customers...LOL!!

FReegards, all...MUD

[luvie]

Hmfph!