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Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross
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To: NRA1995
Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea?
She said that she loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams.
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:35:21 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(...................hot DOG!........)
To: Arrowhead1952
Good Morning Arrow. Very good.
342
posted on
04/12/2005 5:36:01 AM PDT
by
cedarswingman
(One man with courage makes a majority)
To: Diva Betsy Ross
That's adorable!:) Love that image Diva!
343
posted on
04/12/2005 5:36:10 AM PDT
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, past, present and future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: jslade
344
posted on
04/12/2005 5:36:23 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
("Resistance is futile, but I may be placated with chocolates")
To: cedarswingman
Good morning Cedar! Well that is a joke isn't it?? HUGS!
To: cedarswingman
Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused.
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:37:01 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(...................hot DOG!........)
To: beachn4fun
No jokes there, unless you consider Darwin award candidates jokes....but I'll drag a few in if you like....
347
posted on
04/12/2005 5:37:05 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
("The Minuteman Project: doing the job our government doesn't want to do")
To: Diva Betsy Ross
Question: " Why don't cannibals eat clowns?"
Answer: "'Cuz they taste funny."
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:37:07 AM PDT
by
techcor
(DUmmy screed: "To insanity, and beyond!")
To: The Coopster
Good morning Coop! Welcome to the Canteen! Thanks for stopping in!
To: NRA1995
Why did the blond scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:37:55 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(...................hot DOG!........)
To: Diva Betsy Ross
Did you hear about the blond who shot an arrow into the air?
He missed.
351
posted on
04/12/2005 5:38:35 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(...................hot DOG!........)
To: Diva Betsy Ross
352
posted on
04/12/2005 5:38:44 AM PDT
by
acad1228
("Those who would forsake liberty for safety deserve neither." Ben Franklin)
To: Fawnn
FAWNN! Great to see you! I hope all is well WAYYY over there! Thanks for the LOLS!!
To: beachn4fun
hahahaha Tis too funny, no matter whether read before or not.
Tis grand to be seeing you this morning. I was getting a wee bit worried.
Hugs!
354
posted on
04/12/2005 5:39:29 AM PDT
by
CelticLass
(WelshLass is now CelticLass)
To: beachn4fun
ok, a real story from Canada:
A real cowboy is never caught without his boots, but his pants are another matter. Police in Regina, Saskatchewan, found a bare-butted cowboy hanging from a fence. It seems the Canadian cowpoke had a little too much to drink at an agriculture festival Saturday night. He tried climbing an eight-foot-tall fence but snagged a pant leg, leaving him dangling upside down. He dropped his cell phone, too. Police say he unzipped his pants to get free, but discovered he couldn't get them off. He eventually reached the phone's keypad and dialed 911.
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:39:30 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
("The Minuteman Project: doing the job our government doesn't want to do")
To: beachn4fun
((HUGS))Thanks, Beach. And good Tuesday morning to you. How's it going?
356
posted on
04/12/2005 5:40:06 AM PDT
by
E.G.C.
To: tomkow6; cedarswingman; SouthernHawk; uncleshag; Mudboy Slim; Diva Betsy Ross; CelticLass; All
Betty Sue passed away and Bubba called 9-1-1.
The dispatcher told Bubba that she would send someone out right away!!
"Where do you live?" she asked.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The dispatcher asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause... and finally Bubba said,
"How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
357
posted on
04/12/2005 5:40:07 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
("Resistance is futile, but I may be placated with chocolates")
To: Diva Betsy Ross
You really started something good today. Should brighten our day considerably.
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:40:24 AM PDT
by
cedarswingman
(One man with courage makes a majority)
To: mylife; CelticLass
Good morning Kids! Great to see you both!
To: NRA1995
Hey, anything that can get a chuckle, is welcome.
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:40:49 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
("Resistance is futile, but I may be placated with chocolates")
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