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Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross
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Good to see you!
Oh, I so do need more padding back there, LOL! Right! NOT!
I'm right there with ya in the Big ole Booty club hon! Don't you worry a bit! LOL
Very much lookin' forward to that mexican dinner!
Ya'll stay well & will be 'round soon, early May.
You leavin us for the night?
Oh yeah - that's what I'M talkin' about! Thanks Beth!
I just typed in the longest joke and as I typed the punch line my PC hijacked me to som e FR fage and I couldnt get bacj ! arrgghhh
You're welcome!
FR page!
Yeesh here goes again
Glad you made it back.
Not quite away yet, but in a while.
I hate it when that happens!!
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nyphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
True.
Rock and Roll Band
Boston
God Bless our Troops!!
LOL!
That's a good one!
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or athoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
Criminal
Fiona Apple
God Bless our Troops!!
An old jewish fellow perhaps 83 walks into a catholic confessional
Fadduh today I saw de most beautiful young woman perhaps 17, and I engaged her in conversation, she was lovely, and we had a beautiful time with our words, I was so engaged that I asked her to share lunch, and to my surprise she accepted! The dinner was wonderful and her companionship delightful! I aked her to come home with me to share my bed! and Fadduh! She accepted!
we went to my bed where we made beautiful love , she was so wonderful, so young, I felt alive! Afterwords I caressed her in the sun that streamed thru the open windows"
Excuse me says the priest: 'I cant help noticin from yer accent that yer jewish! why are ye tellin me this?'
Well responded the old fellow "Im Tellin everyone!"
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