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Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005
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Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross
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To: laurenmarlowe
I know, our night is delightful. My future In-Laws are coming in from New Mexico, they are spending the night in Amarillo, will be in Fort Worth tomm. Im so excited..ok where is Ms. Kathy??
Hows the Lovely Diva tonight??
To: NYTexan
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posted on
04/12/2005 7:56:57 PM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
To: Kathy in Alaska
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posted on
04/12/2005 7:57:16 PM PDT
by
Bethbg79
(God bless our Troops and their families!)
To: JusPasenThru
Welcome to the Canteen, JusPasenThru!!
To: mylife
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posted on
04/12/2005 7:57:49 PM PDT
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Bethbg79
(God bless our Troops and their families!)
To: NYTexan
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posted on
04/12/2005 7:58:09 PM PDT
by
Bethbg79
(God bless our Troops and their families!)
To: MoJo2001
The boys don't have school tomorrow.Got their chores ready? LOL!
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posted on
04/12/2005 7:58:13 PM PDT
by
StarCMC
(It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden; it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
To: bentfeather
Thank you, Ms. Feather...we are so ready for this.
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posted on
04/12/2005 7:58:42 PM PDT
by
HiJinx
(Report Illegals ~ 1-877-USBP-HELP (872-7435))
To: mylife
Man, you just never forget those things, huh?
I can even remember the car I was driving...T-tops, LOL!
To: laurenmarlowe
Gotta go run a couple errands. Back in a bit.
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posted on
04/12/2005 7:58:58 PM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
To: Kathy in Alaska; CitizenM; nothingnew; ThreePuttinDude
A wife comes up behind her husband as he's watching a football game on TV, and slaps him on the head with a rolled up newspaper.
"Ouch!" he yells. "What's wrong with you?"
She shows him a scrap of paper with "Mary Lou" scribbled on it.
"I found this in your jacket pocket," she barks.
"Oh......that," he says. "I was at the track yesterday. Some guy gave me the name of a good horse."
Two days later, he's watching another game and his wife smacks him on the head with a metal ruler.
"Geez, Hilda," he says, "Now what's wrong?!"
"Your horse just called," she yells.
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posted on
04/12/2005 7:59:23 PM PDT
by
CHARLITE
(Women are powerful; freedom is beautiful.........and STUPID IS FOREVER!)
To: evangmlw
Foursome was putting on the green when suddenly a funeral possession passed by. One of golfers suddenly took off his cap, placed it upon his heart and began to weep. After the possession had passed one of his fellow golfers says, "I didn't know you had such a heart." The golfer replied, it's the least I could do, she was my wife for fifty-six years.
To: laurenmarlowe
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posted on
04/12/2005 7:59:40 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: mylife
On Saturday
The Clarks
God Bless our Troops!!
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posted on
04/12/2005 7:59:58 PM PDT
by
Bethbg79
(God bless our Troops and their families!)
To: Bethbg79
ROFL OUT LOUD, Bethy! Be careful!
To: Bethbg79
Evenin' lil' gal!
How's the young'n & yerself?
To: Kathy in Alaska
To: laurenmarlowe
I'm alright! I've got carpet!!! LMBO!
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posted on
04/12/2005 8:02:24 PM PDT
by
Bethbg79
(God bless our Troops and their families!)
To: NYTexan
We are great! How are you?
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posted on
04/12/2005 8:02:59 PM PDT
by
Bethbg79
(God bless our Troops and their families!)
To: evangmlw
LOL!! Good one...I wondered if you were going to post it!
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posted on
04/12/2005 8:04:03 PM PDT
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HiJinx
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