Posted on 04/07/2005 6:32:39 PM PDT by John Jorsett
Just heard a "this just in" flash on KFI AM640 in Los Angeles that the police in Las Vegas have executed a search warrant on the home of the woman who found a finger in her Wendy's chili. Police suspect the finger may that of the woman's dead aunt.
"So who "fingered" her as a suspect?"
The fickle finger of fate?
Aunty is probably in the freezer. Spare parts. You know a finger here a toe there...all those out of court settlements add up.
"You don't play with OSHA or the FDA. They have NO sense of humor."
Line people who work in food processing plants have senses of humor that make the FDA look Jonathan Winters.
No. You say, "Auntie, you don't have to answer, but I would like one of your fingers. If it is okay with you, just don't say anything for five minutes. After you are silent for five minutes, I will know it is okay with you."
"The fickle finger of fate?"
Beats the pickled finger of fate hands down.
In Las Vegas...anyone else smell a CSI episode coming up based on this?
Check this out for a laugh......
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1376541/posts
Reminds me of the time I ate some scalloped potatoes my mom had set outside to cool before dinner, and had half a beetle on my plate.
I still LOVE scalloped potatoes!
The chili was just the appetizer ... I don't want to know what the planned main course was ... I suspect this lady has a lot of "casseroles" and "hamburg" in her 'fridge.
Do NOT have Easter Brunch with this lady, that's for dead certain!
A DNA test should be able to prove this, if it was a blood related aunt. If an aunt by marriage, then it will take a little more work to get a DNA sample from a blood relative of the aunt. If she still had any clothes worn by the aunt, they might be able to get DNA samples from the clothes.
I'm glad that nobody was hurt....
No it was not a plant, it was a form of meat!
Sure it will. How much business did Wendy's lose since this "story" broke?
You guys are hysterical! LOL
Hummm I wonder how many people have a dead aunt just laying around the house?
"It belonged to one of the workers at the restaurant."
You sure about that? Last I'd heard, they didn't find a missing finger all along the process in investigating this. A link would be nice.
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