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Coulter: The Purpose Driven Left
Ann Coulter.com ^ | 4/7/2005 | Anne Coulter

Posted on 04/07/2005 6:58:12 AM PDT by StoneGiant

THE PURPOSE-DRIVEN LEFT

by Ann Coulter
April 6, 2005

It's been a tough year for the secularist crowd. There was Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ," the moral values election, the Christian hostage subduing her kidnapper by reading from "The Purpose Driven Life," and the Christian effort to save Terri Schiavo. Not only that, but earlier this year the Rev. James Dobson insulted the Democrats' mascot, SpongeBob SquarePants, with impunity.

And now, for all the hullabaloo in the media, you'd think the Pope had died.

The liberal take on Catholicism is that it's a controversial religion because of its positions on abortion, sodomy and various other crucial planks of the Democratic platform (curiously, positions that are shared by all three of the world's major religions).

In defense of the Catholic Church's most "controversial" position (meaning "contrary to the clearly stated opinion of CNN"), I wanted to return to a story from a few weeks ago that passed from the headlines far too quickly. The "controversial" Catholic position is the ban on girl priests.

I'll leave it to the Catholics to explain the theological details, but we have a beautiful pair of bookmarks to the exact same incident illustrating women's special skills and deficits. The escape and capture of Brian Nichols shows women playing roles they should not (escorting dangerous criminals) and women playing roles they do best (making men better people).

Nichols' murderous rampage began when he took the gun from a 5-foot-tall grandmother who was his sole guard at the Fulton County Courthouse. It ended when an otherwise unremarkable 26-year-old woman appealed to the Christian conscience of this same violent killer holding her hostage.

At 2 a.m. one Saturday night, Ashley Smith went out for cigarettes while unpacking her new apartment, yet another victory for tobacco pleasure. Returning from the store, Smith was grabbed by a man at her front door, who put a gun in her side and told her not to scream. He asked if she knew who he was. When he removed his baseball cap, she saw it was Nichols, the dangerous fugitive all over TV who had escaped custody during his rape trial and had killed four people in the previous 48 hours. (Although he also looked a lot like of one the guys on "American Idol.")

In Smith's apartment, Nichols bound Smith's feet and hands and put her in the bathtub. Later, at Smith's request, Nichols allowed her to hop from the bathroom into the bedroom, where she began talking to him.

In short order, Smith was reading aloud to Nichols from the Christian book "The Purpose Driven Life" — in direct violation of his constitutional right to never hear any reference to God, in public or private, for any purpose, ever, ever, ever! For more on this right, go to the "People for the American Way" Web site.

After reading the first paragraph of Chapter 33 aloud, about serving God by serving others, Nichols — the man pundits were calling an "animal" — asked her to read it again.

Nichols listened to the passage again and responded by telling Smith he was already dead, saying, "Look at my eyes." But Smith looked and told him God had a purpose for him, perhaps to minister to other lost souls in prison. Smith read to Nichols some more, both from the "Purpose" book and from another popular book that's been dropped from all news accounts of this incident: the New Testament. (In the Hollywood version, Smith will be reading from the Quran.)

Smith knew all about Nichols' violent depredations from TV. Yet she saw him not as a monster, but as one of God's creatures. Most Christians — most people — have trouble seeing the humanity of people who take our parking spots. Smith could see God's hand in a multiple murderer holding her hostage. By showing him genuine Christian love, Smith turned Nichols from a beast to a brother in Christ. This phenomenon, utterly unknown to liberals, is what's known as a "miracle." Top that, Paul Krugman!

Nichols told Smith she was "an angel sent from God," calling her "his sister" and himself her "brother in Christ." Nichols said he had come to Smith's home for a reason, in Smith's words, that "he was lost and God led him right to me to tell him that he had hurt a lot of people."

This trampling of our Constitution — I mean this conversation — lasted long into the night. They watched Nichols' shooting people on TV. Nichols said he couldn't believe he was that man. In the morning, Smith made Nichols eggs and pancakes for breakfast. Then she walked out of the apartment to pick up her daughter and to call 911. The last thing Nichols said as Smith was leaving was to say hello to her daughter for him. When the police arrived, Nichols surrendered without incident, an utterly transformed human being.

Heaven help the average liberal if this ever happens to him! What would an urban secularist do? Come sit down and let me read to you from Michael Moore's "Stupid White Men." Or maybe he could put a SpongeBob video in the VCR. WE ARE FAM-I-LEEEEE! At least before he killed again, the dangerous fugitive would have warm feelings toward homosexuals.

It's also another example of how our universities are failing students. Today's college coeds would be dead: They know nothing about Jesus Christ and can't cook a good meal.

Smith saved the soul of a man on a killing spree by talking to him about Christianity. But liberals think this won't work with the Muslims? We ought to fly this Ashley Smith to Saudi Arabia. We could just make her a box lunch every day and send her on her way.

Liberals would approve of a nice Christian girl like Smith going to the Middle East only if she went as a Marine or — better! — if she were getting herself run over by a tank while defending a PLO tunnel into the Gaza Strip used by suicide bombers. Sadly for liberals, feminist lunacy doesn't convert and transform, it browbeats and harangues. The only miracle it has ever performed is getting people to listen to Nancy Pelosi.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: christianity; coulter; liberals; theleft
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1 posted on 04/07/2005 6:58:13 AM PDT by StoneGiant
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2 posted on 04/07/2005 7:00:05 AM PDT by StoneGiant
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The secular left, nailed eloquently again -- nice job Ann!!


3 posted on 04/07/2005 7:00:40 AM PDT by EagleUSA (Q)
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Some rules are worth paying attention to! Thanks.


4 posted on 04/07/2005 7:01:00 AM PDT by FormerLib (Kosova: "land stolen from Serbs and given to terrorist killers in a futile attempt to appease them.")
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wow!


5 posted on 04/07/2005 7:01:44 AM PDT by bob_esb
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Out of the park. BUMP!


6 posted on 04/07/2005 7:03:47 AM PDT by AD from SpringBay (We have the government we allow and deserve.)
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To: StoneGiant

It seems you haven't forgotten the "Ann Coulter rules". ;)

Geez... How fast would I marry that woman? I would take about three seconds. Less probably.


7 posted on 04/07/2005 7:04:38 AM PDT by The Other Harry
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To: StoneGiant
both from the "Purpose" book and from another popular book that's been dropped from all news accounts of this incident: the New Testament.

My favorite part of this column.

Smith saved the soul of a man on a killing spree by talking to him about Christianity.

Is there any other way to save a soul?
8 posted on 04/07/2005 7:05:21 AM PDT by Dominick ("Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought." - JP II)
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To: StoneGiant
The escape and capture of Brian Nichols shows women playing roles they should not (escorting dangerous criminals) and women playing roles they do best (making men better people).

There is alot of truth to this. From personal experience in Afghanistan (or any muslim country) - when you banish women from society, you take away a huge calming influence on that society...

9 posted on 04/07/2005 7:05:51 AM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - They want to die for Islam, and we want to kill them.)
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Sadly for liberals, feminist lunacy doesn't convert and transform, it browbeats and harangues.

My favorite line. Annie's the best.

10 posted on 04/07/2005 7:06:24 AM PDT by RushCrush (My tagline escapes me.)
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To: StoneGiant
"We ought to fly this Ashley Smith to Saudi Arabia. We could just make her a box lunch every day and send her on her way."

I love this woman!!!!!!!

(although she is much too coy pretending to ignore my marriage proposals... I wont wait forever Ann!)

11 posted on 04/07/2005 7:07:46 AM PDT by Mr. K ("All your base are belong to us" (gosh I miss that))
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To: StoneGiant

Another excellent piece by AC.


12 posted on 04/07/2005 7:08:02 AM PDT by kellynla (U.S.M.C. 1st Battalion,5th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Div. Viet Nam 69&70 Semper Fi)
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To: StoneGiant

Good Article, but please lay off Sponge Bob.


13 posted on 04/07/2005 7:08:33 AM PDT by jaydubya2
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The only miracle it (liberals) has ever performed is getting people to listen to Nancy Pelosi.

Listening to Nancy is like listening to chalk scream on a chalkboard. Listening to John Kerry was like counting sheep; one quickly goes to sleep. Listening to Teddy Kennedy makes one want to hit the bottle. And listening to Al Franken and Err American makes one want to change the channel.

What we need for the liberals is a baby carriage - they need perambulating away.

Ann hits the nail on the head as she usually does.

14 posted on 04/07/2005 7:10:26 AM PDT by sr4402
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Totally unlike the MSM, Ann recognizes the power of God to transform a person's desires.

Love ya, Ann!

15 posted on 04/07/2005 7:10:33 AM PDT by nightdriver
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I liked the last line -- about Pelosi. It was a zinger to end with. And in the whole account, I like the fact that Smith was named Smith, and that she cooked this guy pancakes. It's just so -- American!


16 posted on 04/07/2005 7:10:50 AM PDT by jwalburg (Those buried included children still clutching toys)
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To: StoneGiant
At 2 a.m. one Saturday night, Ashley Smith went out for cigarettes while unpacking her new apartment, yet another victory for tobacco pleasure.

I love this little tidbit. There must have been hundreds of thousands of legalistic evangelicals who were deeply conflicted that the Holy Spirit would actually occupy a temple that defiles itself with tobacco.

17 posted on 04/07/2005 7:12:05 AM PDT by kezekiel
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To: jwalburg

I have a friend who is appalled that I have firmly stated that I am not a feminist. I never know how to counter her arguments, but I have a feeling that by reading a bit more of Ann's stuff I'll have plenty of ammo.


18 posted on 04/07/2005 7:12:56 AM PDT by RushCrush (My tagline escapes me.)
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To: StoneGiant

Sadly for liberals, feminist lunacy doesn't convert and transform, it browbeats and harangues. The only miracle it has ever performed is getting people to listen to Nancy Pelosi.

Guffaw! Right on by Ann again!

19 posted on 04/07/2005 7:16:32 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: RushCrush
Good idea. Also, Danielle Crittenden's, What Our Mothers Didn't Tell Us is worth a read
20 posted on 04/07/2005 7:17:53 AM PDT by jwalburg (Those buried included children still clutching toys)
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