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[trussell]

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
  
   "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "the sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes They are a real pain," reported Eve.
  
   And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.
  
   That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right.. I will fix it up right away."
  
   And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
  
   Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull; all the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
  
   God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see...where did I put that useless boob?"
  
   Now, doesn't THAT make more sense than that story about the rib?
 

[RottiBiz]

Upbeat patriotic song -- very well done.

You are a very talented man.

[RottiBiz]

   Q2 2005 Scoreboard -- ranked by total receipts   

Rank	Location	Receipts	Donors/Avg		Freepers/Avg		Monthlies
1	California	$2,861.50	66	$43.36	2,287	$1.25	$1,582.56	110
2	Texas	2,369.20	55	43.08	1,952	1.21	1,067.00	67
3	Pennsylvania	1,395.00	33	42.27	659	2.12	370.00	26
4	Florida	1,267.60	39	32.50	1,081	1.17	773.00	49
5	Virginia	1,250.00	31	40.32	735	1.70	582.50	31
6	New Jersey	905.00	20	45.25	438	2.07	239.00	13
7	New York	862.39	24	35.93	855	1.01	515.50	29
8	Illinois	779.40	17	45.85	582	1.34	487.00	25
9	Missouri	710.00	16	44.38	418	1.70	128.00	12
10	Maryland	570.00	18	31.67	417	1.37	373.00	19
11	Tennessee	540.00	13	41.54	386	1.40	108.00	12
12	Ohio	535.00	17	31.47	587	0.91	652.25	24
13	Washington	520.00	14	37.14	556	0.94	325.00	20
14	Wisconsin	450.00	17	26.47	308	1.46	168.00	13
15	Louisiana	450.00	5	90.00	230	1.96	65.00	7
16	Connecticut	435.00	10	43.50	218	2.00	45.00	5
17	Arizona	390.00	13	30.00	471	0.83	165.50	13
18	Armed Forces - Europe	360.00	1	360.00			10.00	1
19	North Carolina	340.00	17	20.00	576	0.59	513.00	35
20	Oregon	315.00	9	35.00	273	1.15	95.00	7
21	Michigan	310.60	14	22.19	475	0.65	135.00	12
22	Indiana	280.00	8	35.00	346	0.81	80.00	9
23	Minnesota	280.00	6	46.67	320	0.88	130.00	10
24	Colorado	280.00	10	28.00	379	0.74	140.00	10
25	Mississippi	260.00	5	52.00	135	1.93	57.00	5
26	Massachusetts	245.00	15	16.33	356	0.69	235.00	15
27	Alabama	240.00	7	34.29	280	0.86	395.00	21
28	South Carolina	220.00	6	36.67	245	0.90	93.00	8
29	Georgia	205.00	9	22.78	587	0.35	345.00	22
30	Idaho	195.00	4	48.75	118	1.65	45.00	2
31	Maine	175.00	4	43.75	107	1.64	10.00	1
32	Kansas	165.00	8	20.62	209	0.79	60.00	4
33	Kentucky	150.00	5	30.00	223	0.67	20.00	2
34	Montana	130.00	3	43.33	53	2.45	333.33	1
35	Hawaii	125.00	4	31.25	66	1.89	15.00	2
36	Utah	115.00	6	19.17	113	1.02	120.00	5
37	South Korea	115.00	2	57.50	7	16.43	20.00	2
38	Canada	105.00	3	35.00	242	0.43	5.00	1
39	Iowa	85.00	3	28.33	163	0.52	35.00	2
40	Nevada	80.00	4	20.00	138	0.58	110.00	5
41	Oklahoma	70.00	2	35.00	242	0.29	137.00	9
42	Arkansas	70.00	2	35.00	173	0.40	25.00	2
43	Rhode Island	70.00	2	35.00	44	1.59	10.00	1
44	Chile	50.00	1	50.00	5	10.00
45	New Mexico	50.00	2	25.00	110	0.45	50.00	3
46	Vermont	45.00	3	15.00	39	1.15	76.00	5
47	Ireland	40.00	2	20.00	31	1.29
48	Panama	25.00	1	25.00	7	3.57
49	West Virginia	25.00	2	12.50	90	0.28	40.00	3
50	Wyoming	20.00	1	20.00	34	0.59	30.00	1
51	United Kingdom	20.00	1	20.00	178	0.11	5.00	1
52	Delaware	20.00	1	20.00	34	0.59
53	Sweden	20.00	1	20.00	18	1.11
54	Nebraska	20.00	1	20.00	92	0.22	48.00	4
55	South Dakota	10.00	1	10.00	47	0.21	35.00	3
56	Israel	10.00	1	10.00	41	0.24
57	Germany	10.00	1	10.00	53	0.19
	Armed Forces - Pacific						10.00	1
	Alaska						55.00	2
	Indonesia						20.00	1
Never Never Land		1,360.00	55	24.73			406.00	30
58 locations total		$23,000.69	641	$35.88	22,398	$1.03	$11,594.64	723

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[cedarswingman]

Just Blessed

[Rightly Biased]

BTTT

lets get rid of the

RED BANNER

[Fiddlstix]

Click the Bump Graphic

[Mo1]

BUMPING BACK AT YA!

[djreece]

86 percent bump

[LowOiL]

Second Bama BTTT ...

And hopefully this will put us back in the top 20.

[Rightly Biased]

86% only 14% more

Lets go Freepers

[Rightly Biased]

I got it figured out Valerie I'll take some Bluebonnet pics tommorow

Thank you so much for the link

RB< ><

[Fiddlstix]

Click Here! For Full Size View of Pic J

Click the Pic J

Awh Shore Do Wish Thet Sum Peeple Wud Start Bumpin' This Here Thread

It'd Shore Be Kinda Nice If'n They'uns Wud Send Sum Munny Tew

These Here FReepathons Cain Git Kinda Depressin'

[Rightly Biased]

[LowOiL]

I'll Bump Ya back up to the top...

My latest donation is in honor of my new boy... I post a pic when I get back from wife's Bday supper...

[Rightly Biased]

Congratulations on your new Son

God Bless

RB<><

[MinuteGal]

Congratulations on your new little boy freeper. Looking forward to the pics, but of course.

Leni

[Fiddlstix]

Thankya, Thankya,Thankya J

[Lady Jag]