Oral Sex Safe and Not Really Sex, Say U.S. Teens

Reuters ^

[stm]

I wonder who on earth could have put this idea in their heads? /sarcasm

[newzjunkey]

All together now, "Thank you, WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON."

[Red Badger]

Everybody knows that Oral sex is not Real sex..........BJC....

[murphE]

And a fetus is not really a baby. Don't forget that one.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

That's saying a mouthful.

[thoughtomator]

Clinton Legacy ping

[hawkaw]

ROTFLMAO

[VRWCmember]

Just another example of the clinton legacy leaving a bad taste in your mouth.

[LongElegantLegs]

..."Youngsters who engage in oral sex"...

Words that should really never be used in the same sentence.

[KC_for_Freedom]

I liked the baseball analogy. In this sense, kissing is the start of sex, but not really sex. Kissing is all right. Next comes petting above the waist, (first base) Now this is more exciting, but is it sex yet? Well we get to petting below the waist, now we are really excited, but it is only getting close to sex. (third base) Although some people can't stop themselves at this point, apparently some people do. If they stop is it sex? Now I don't know about the oral--below the waist petting, this seems like more than third base, maybe an attempt at stealing home? I could understand that this is sex, it seems like it to me.

So finally we have it, sex is not sex unless you score and a run is tallied on the scoreboard for your team. I think I have it now. Very clear. But also clearly we parents have some explaining to do about what is ok and what is not.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

"I did not have sex with that woman...or with the fine females at McKenna's sheep farm."

[Quick1]

It was more common for boys to have performed oral sex on girls than vice versa, the report said.

Interesting.

[peyton randolph]

From the mouths of babes...

[End Times Sentinel]

Looks like I gotta start hanging out with a younger crowd.

 Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[Lizavetta]

Everybody knows that Oral sex is not Real sex.

And the rise in throat gonorrhea is not really a rise, because only sex leads to STDs and oral sex isn't sex.

[MizSterious]

More of the Clinton "legacy."

[MrLee]

What happened to second base?
Does the infield fly rule apply to oral sex?

[Not A Snowbird]

Sadly, this is true. At my daughter's high school the girls give out BJ's like it's no big deal. They don't have to be going out with the guy, they just have to like him a little bit.

I wonder what long-term affect this will have on the little darlings and their ability to have stable, trusting relationships?

[Rightly Biased]

So what is Sex?