Posted on 04/03/2005 10:19:50 PM PDT by GeekDejure
OBITUARY
Today we mourn the passing of a dearly beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense, who has been with us for many years !!!
No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape !!!
He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair !!!
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge) !!!
His health began to rapidly deteriorate when supposedly well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place !!!
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a girl classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition !!!
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion !!!
Common Sense became extremely upset as the Ten Commandments became filthy contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims !!!
Common Sense lost the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled a bit in her lap, then was awarded a HUGE damage settlement !!!
Finally, Common Sense gave up the ghost when an innocent, handicapped woman was snuffed, then stuffed into a cremation bottle in order to eliminate all traces of evidence of her evil husband's violent abuse and attempted murder !!!
There were horrible criminal activities underlying the brazen attempted murder of Terri Shindler-Shiavo --- e.g., transferring her to a six month maximum hospice, a care facility for dying people, and then holding her as a prisoner there for FIVE YEARS ... all the while sticking it to Medicare for the cost of her care, all of which was grossly illegal !!!
Florida's Governor Jeb Bush could have easily and lawfully started a criminal investigation ... and therefore could have easily and lawfully taken Terri into protective custody as a valuable state witness !!!
But Nooooooooooo ... that would make Common Sense and would have been the lawful, decent, humane and constitutional thing to do ... and precisely what Governor Jeb Bush should have done !!!
But Noooooooooo ... the gutless coward shuned Common Sense and chose to allow Terri to be MURDERED by judicial oligarchy ... in conformance with her philandering husband's continuing attempts to kill her !!!
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason !!!
He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner !!!
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you knew him pass this on, if not join the majority and do nothing !!!
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I knew he had been missing for a long time. I didn't realize it was that serious. He will be missed....................................................................By some.
Cool, but what's with the !!! ?
It's a special keyboard!!!
See...mine can do that with a special encoder ring!!!
Common Sense is indeed dead !!!
Cute -- but no cigar. We now live in a complex world. Expertise trumps commonsense.
Common Sense isn't dead, he hasn't posted a departing Opus yet..
Gone, but not forgotten. He will live on in my memory. My pet name for him is Lazarus. I pray he follows in the footsteps of another Lazarus from long ago.
Left us without slamming the door behind him. The nerve!
Cool, but what's with the !!! ?
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Oak Hay ... Words, sentences and paragraphs end. My words end in space or, my sentences end in. and my paragraphs end in !!!
You know a paragraph is a paragraph when a paragraph ends as a paragraph should end.(that was a sentence) But paragraph after paragraph sometimes end with a pair of graphs.(that was another sentence) Then you would need to distinguish between paragraphs and a pair of graphs, which paragraphically confuses paragraph after paragraph before a paragraph could even think of paragraphical exit procedures and processes for paragraphic particle progress !!!
This is great!
That was unnecessarily graphic! :-)
Geek, you have won the award for the lamest, most worthless vanity of the week.
Respectful tribute. It was enjoyable...!!!!!!!!
That was unnecessarily graphic! :-)
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Yikes... it's JennysCool again, or is it PennysPool ??? ;-))
The peaceful pro bono paragraphs have promptly provoked the proletariat to protest by professing to profit (punily) from the proximate paragraph project !!!
Hence, pro and con is pronounced to provide said roletariat with a prolixity of presumptions to pretend such profane profiteering is produced to procure and provide proprietary protection by proxy paragraphs !!!
And all without proof of prior protocol which proscribes the prosecution of progressive paragraph taxation !!!
Wherefore, there is probably some probable cause to procure
or produce the probative facts publico in this procedure, and NOT prohibit a paragraph's paltry profit margin from producing the process whereby we ALL shall proclaim profit sharing pro facto... or would you prefer pro se probation and promulgated paragraphs per prolicide !!!
This paragraphic proceeding is prompted to produce proper product pro forma, and propounded to promote pro rata participation... pro posse suo... pro solido !!!
NO NO ... Thou shalt not puke or piss on this P page !!! ;-))
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