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DFU/uncleshag SONG: IF YOU'RE LEAVING, STOP THE DRAMA -- download MP3 mocking the opus writers
DFU/Uncleshag productions
| 4-3-05
| Lyrics DFU, Performance Uncleshag
Posted on 04/03/2005 10:43:48 AM PDT by doug from upland
Leaving? Stop the Drama
Lyrics by doug from upland/performed by uncleshag
To the tune of J.Denver's
Leavin' on a Jet Plane
Well, you've had enough...the pouting won't stop
You feel just like your head will pop
You write your opus ungramatically
You give reasons why you are out of here
Too bad your thinking's not very clear
You're hoping that some others will agree
We'll bend over, drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?
If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy.
If there's a thread that flamed you bad
And it had made you very mad
I guess a wussy knows what he must do
You just pack it up and that is that
But please don't forget to take your hat
And, by the way, it looks silly on you!
We'll bend over and drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?
If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy
Find a place that suits you better
Send FReepmail or an email letter
We won't respond...'cause your account's been banned
You're an egomaniac
Sometimes we think you've been on crack
I guess this song's not what you had planned
We'll bend over, drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?
If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy...
So leave and stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy...
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: adios; autozot; begone; buttcheeks; byebye; dfuisanazi; freerepublic; opus; seeya; whiner; wussy
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To: jslade
To: doug from upland
42
posted on
04/03/2005 11:41:14 AM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(Nations do not survive by setting examples for others. Nations survive by making examples of others)
To: doug from upland; ALOHA RONNIE
Lieutenant Colonel Harold "Hal" G. Moore:
"We're moving into the 'valley of the shadow of death' -- where you will watch the back of the man next to you, as he will watch yours.
Free Republic....Were in this to Win!
To: MeekOneGOP
LOL! Yeah, we need the kitties! All of them!
44
posted on
04/03/2005 11:42:19 AM PDT
by
pelikan
(If you want on/off Sunday or Daily or Sports pings, freep please! (Unc & Tx excluded))
To: uncleshag; Radix
Hey radix...
check this out...
45
posted on
04/03/2005 11:44:27 AM PDT
by
pelikan
(If you want on/off Sunday or Daily or Sports pings, freep please! (Unc & Tx excluded))
To: doug from upland; uncleshag
LOL! This is waaay too funny!
Thanks guys!
46
posted on
04/03/2005 11:45:17 AM PDT
by
Bethbg79
(God bless our Troops and their families!)
To: BIGLOOK
Thanks, BIGLOOK!!
doug from upland stings 'em,
uncleshag sings 'em.
47
posted on
04/03/2005 11:45:38 AM PDT
by
uncleshag
(~ If you want on or off this music ping list I'll happily oblige! ~)
To: Bahbah
I love your use of words!! LOL
Thank you, Bahbah.
48
posted on
04/03/2005 11:46:30 AM PDT
by
uncleshag
(~ If you want on or off this music ping list I'll happily oblige! ~)
To: pelikan; tomkow6; Kathy in Alaska
Oh, please don't let tomkow and Ma near the thread!!
49
posted on
04/03/2005 11:47:38 AM PDT
by
uncleshag
(~ If you want on or off this music ping list I'll happily oblige! ~)
To: exnavychick
50
posted on
04/03/2005 11:47:57 AM PDT
by
uncleshag
(~ If you want on or off this music ping list I'll happily oblige! ~)
To: uncleshag; tomkow6; Kathy in Alaska
Oh I would never think to let angelboy near it...
if Ma sees it, she will be taking the wrench to you and Doug!
51
posted on
04/03/2005 11:49:26 AM PDT
by
pelikan
(If you want on/off Sunday or Daily or Sports pings, freep please! (Unc & Tx excluded))
To: uncleshag; doug from upland
52
posted on
04/03/2005 11:50:00 AM PDT
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(If it is not right, do not do it; if it is not true, do not say it. Marcus Aurelius)
To: MeekOneGOP; uncleshag; doug from upland; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Radix; Kathy in Alaska; ...
Opuses ping...
53
posted on
04/03/2005 11:50:42 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(TV News and the MSM - - - ROTFLMAO)
To: AZamericonnie
No fishing in this wind!!
Sweeeeet out there!
I definitely need more egg crate!
54
posted on
04/03/2005 11:51:10 AM PDT
by
uncleshag
(~ If you want on or off this music ping list I'll happily oblige! ~)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
55
posted on
04/03/2005 11:52:16 AM PDT
by
uncleshag
(~ If you want on or off this music ping list I'll happily oblige! ~)
To: Light Speed
56
posted on
04/03/2005 11:54:37 AM PDT
by
ALOHA RONNIE
("ALOHA RONNIE" Guyer/Veteran-"WE WERE SOLDIERS" Battle of IA DRANG-1965 http://www.lzxray.com)
To: doug from upland
Too funny. I got no opus but here's an Opie...
57
posted on
04/03/2005 11:55:52 AM PDT
by
SolidRedState
(E Pluribus Funk --- (Latin taglines are sooooo cool! Don't ya think?))
To: MS.BEHAVIN
Hope you gat as big a laugh
out of it as i did singing it.
It took eight takes before I
could do it, "straight-faced" !!
LOL!!
That doug is some writer.
58
posted on
04/03/2005 11:55:55 AM PDT
by
uncleshag
(~ If you want on or off this music ping list I'll happily oblige! ~)
To: doug from upland
59
posted on
04/03/2005 11:55:59 AM PDT
by
dpa5923
(Small minds talk about people, normal minds talk about events, great minds talk about ideas.)
To: doug from upland; uncleshag
'We'll bend over and drop our pants... we don't care to hear your rants Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?'
FR's own satirical team! I'D put this in "Breaking News", but then again, I put everything in "Breaking News"...
60
posted on
04/03/2005 11:57:13 AM PDT
by
bitt
(Go sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.)
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