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The Whole Town's Talking: Rattlesnake bites Lander man on lip, tongue
Jackson Hole Star-Tribune ^ | April 03, 2005 | JOHN MORGAN

Posted on 04/03/2005 3:57:39 AM PDT by SLB

A pet rattlesnake bit its extremely drunk owner once on the finger while the man was playfully flicking its head, then bit him again on the lip and tongue after he attempted to kiss it, reports the Lander Journal.

According to Sgt. Gene Galitz's popular column "CopsCorner," the Lander man, identified as Rattlesnake Bob, was driven to the emergency room at the Lander Valley Medical Center on March 23 by his girlfriend. When he saw a patrol car at the hospital, he refused to get out, saying he hadn't had much luck with cops.

Galitz tried to persuade the man to seek medical attention, but the man refused. Luckily, the snake's bites did not inject venom.

"I'd bet the next morning the snake woke up with a hangover and Rattlesnake Bob woke up wondering who pierced his tongue and forgot to put in the decoration," Galitz wrote.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Wyoming
KEYWORDS: dumb; holdmuhbeer; stupid
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To: international american
ha! She's got the fangs! :)

141 posted on 04/03/2005 6:39:39 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: libstripper
A while back I was browsing snake books in a pet store and came across an article on the care and feeding of boas. They're tropical snakes and need a tropical environment. They can also get to be quite large, about 12 feet. According to this article proper boa care required a cage about four feet on a side that could be kept at about 80% humidity and 80 degrees farenheit. Also, since snakes can't be housebroken, somebody (probably mama) has to go into the cage at least once a week to clean out snake waste. Then there's the little problem of keeping the mildew down in the snake's very moist and humid environment. The bottom line is that, if I were you, I'd be more inclided to get a less care intensive snake, like a North American Corn Snake, which is likely to grow to about 6 feet.

I actually have been thinking about a corn snake. I know first hand about the difficulties of keeping boas, having nursed my last one (back in the late 70s) through a bout of pneumonia (with attendant vet bills) due to improper climate conditions in the cage.

I appreciate your thoughts. I think you may be right about a corn snake. The local pet shop will be getting in a new shipment soon, and I will check it out. The thing I like about boas is that they move kind of slow, and are easy to handle in that respect. I have not had experiecne with a corn snake, but as you may know, some snakes -- like king snakes -- are not so mellow in the hands, and tend to movc rather more quickly and jerkily than boas.

If I like the way the corn snake moves, I will definitely choose that one over a boa. My last boa never got more than six feet, and at that length was still easily managed. I don't relish having one much bigger though, and I'm not sure it will be that easy to find someone who wants to adopt a 10-footer.

Thanks again for your thoughts.

142 posted on 04/03/2005 6:49:38 PM PDT by Maceman (Too nuanced for a bumper sticker)
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To: Maceman

If you get one, please post a picture with your daughter; it would be really neat. Also being a snake owner will probably make her really popular with the boys, most of whose parents wouldn't even think of letting them keep any kind of snake.


143 posted on 04/03/2005 7:00:20 PM PDT by libstripper
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To: international american

I don't know how serious but he was certainly stupid.


144 posted on 04/03/2005 7:03:04 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Shopping for a new tag line.)
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To: SLB

Darwin Award


145 posted on 04/03/2005 7:06:01 PM PDT by diamond6 (Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan)
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To: garyhope
Probably a "liberal" who thought if you just give a snake enough love and try to "understand" them, they won't bite you.

There are no liberals in Lander, Wyoming.

Just old drunks...

146 posted on 04/03/2005 7:09:11 PM PDT by okie01 (A slavering moron and proud member of the lynch mob, cleaning the Augean stables of MSM since 1998.)
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To: Twinkie

If Louie spotaneously snuggles up in your lap while you watch TV, I'll be happy to recant. :-)


147 posted on 04/03/2005 11:32:25 PM PDT by Nataku X (Food for Thought: http://web2.airmail.net/scsr/)
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