Okay. That's It. I've Had it!

Special to FreeRepublic ^ | 1 April 2005 | John Armor (Congressman Billybob)

[Congressman Billybob]

I am sick up to here with all these opera (plural of opus) from people who are quitting FreeRepublic. So, I'm stating it up front.

I have quit quitting. I've quit quitting marriage. I've quit quitting civic organizations. And I've quit quitting on-line discussion groups. So, you're always gonna have Congressman Billybob to kick around.

You'll know that I am officially "OUTTA HERE" when Felicity Fahrquar comes online to invite you all to an old-fashioned, cyber Irish wake.

Don't try to change my mind. I won't take yes for an answer. That's my final answer. I've had it. (And by the way, I thoroughly appreciate 99.44% of all the people I've met here. And I agree with approximately half of everything that y'all have posted, and hope you feel vice versa.

John / Billybob

[Congressman Billybob]

Put that in your pipe and smoke it. I'm really steamed, as you can tell.

[AZ_Cowboy]

Ping

[Not A Snowbird]

Quitter. :-)

[Billthedrill]

There will come a time when you quit quitting quitting, and at that point I'm just going to ask you to quit it.

[BigSkyFreeper]

2.5

[Swordmaker]

I'll QUIT QUITTING right along side you, Congressman...

[God luvs America]

Does this have something to do with the fact the April Fools day is still around for another 70-minutes??

[Not A Snowbird]

Oh, wait a minute. Did you quit quitting, or quit "quilting"?

[OSHA]

I hope you feel better now that you got that out.

[AZ_Cowboy]

Another great one, good sir.

I was seriously considering doing a humor opus as well, except that now there are too many.

[cripplecreek]

I have not yet begun to quit.

[TightyRighty]

Another senseless vanity?

[Lib-Lickers 2]

could it be because another Freeperthon just started?

[hole_n_one]

I have quit quitting.

As long as you're not an ex-smoker, keep on quitting!

[OSHA]

I think he quit quitting quilting.

[Always Right]

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be travelling on, now,
’cause there’s too many places I’ve got to see.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn’t be the same.
’cause I’m as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can’t change.

Bye, bye, it’s been a sweet love.
Though this feeling I can’t change.
But please don’t take it badly,
’cause lord knows I’m to blame.
But, if I stayed here with you girl,
Things just couldn’t be the same.
Cause I’m as free as a bird now,
And this bird you’ll never change.
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can’t change.
Lord help me, I can’t change

[Jonah Hex]

I hear you. Luckily, Jonah Hex doesn't know the meaning of the word "quit".

(He doesn't know the meaning of "antidisestablishmentarism" either, but that's an opus for another day.)

;-)

[advance_copy]

Well, that's IT! Time for the "jeez":

[cmsgop]

[BigSkyFreeper]

Yeah, first couple were funny. Now they're getting beyond stupid, and all of them lack originality.