Posted on 04/01/2005 7:13:00 PM PST by writer33
I AM LEAVING THIS DEN OF INIQUITY! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU PEOPLE! YOU CALL YOURSELVES COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVES AND THEN GO AND ELECT THE HALLIBURTON PRESIDENT! WORST OF ALL: THERE WAS NONE! THIS PLACE DOESN'T STAND FOR FREE SPEECH AT ALL! I'VE SEEN EXTREME BEFORE, BUT NEVER HAVE I SEEN THE BIGGEST COLLECTION OF LOSERS IN ALL MY LIFE THAN IN THIS ONE PLACE. SO GO ROT LOSERS! YOU DESERVE YOURSELF. YOU AND YOUR WE WENT INTO IRAQ AND FOUND NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION PRESIDENT! I HOPE YOU CAN LIVE WITH THE CHOICE YOU MADE. THE REST OF US ARE BUSY FIGHTING THE EVIL THAT IS ENCROACHING ITSELF UPON THE EARTH! AND THAT EVIL IS FREE REPUBLIC! THE COURTS ARE RIGHT! PERIOD!
Now, for all you lurkers that want to know what a screeching opus is. There it is. Remember when posting: Use either all caps or all lower case letters to make it seem authentic. Always call conservatives fascists and elude to the mistake that we went into Iraq for all the wrong reasons. Also, make sure that you point out that there is no free speech on this forum.
Anyway, that ought to do it. I hope you enjoyed the screeching opus. After all, we're all due for some entertainment after this long, long, mind-numbing week.
Keep up the great work, Free Republic. Support it if you can, because we're establishing a conservative presence across America. Thanks for all that you do and I appreciate every one of you. There's more clear thought on this forum than any I've ever seen.
Most of my ping list should know. I do so much satire that this resembles it. But I was poking fun. Good eye, D.
You are the biggest fascist this site has ever seen......
April fools!
As an opus, I rate that a 3. Not a bad effort, but you're supposed to actually leave to get a higher score. :-)
You don't fool me.
I happen to know you like fascists.
;o)
Kudos on the screaming, screeching psuedo opus.
Yeah well at least you get them because you wrote about something important! I got my screeching e-mails AND an 85 post thread dedicated to me simply because I dared reply to a woman's Letter To The Editor demanding "equal time" for SCARE America on AFN.
You stuff is important...this was stupid! LOL!
No. That was an honest misspelling, but it fits in nice and what you said sounds good so I'll go with it. :)
We all deserve a good zot, but this was just in fun.
HI there ms. FR Belly girl!
Ouch! Pull the knife out, Bombardier. It hurts. :)
good one. I love opus.
This vanity is not really necessary. A FReeper poured his heart out with his dismay about some things that have been going on here lately, and he has been mocked by many FReepers.
So, what is your defense for "hawking" your book here?..:)
Sad.
Oh BTW- I get it.
Thanks for the ping, Brett.
Howdy! I'm so happy that FR is getting back to some semblance of "normal."
:) Good stuff. I'll ask the Mods if they can fire me. :) Hehehe!
Happy April Fools Day as well, afnamvet.
Dude, please don't tell conservatives how to lead their sex lives. Consider: One side makes a big show out of cuddling a giant phallus in some gay pride parade because it's got something to prove... the other side consists of couples who, in the privacy of their homes, keep each other interested through a fifty-year marriage and a bunch of kids.
Seriously, fun-boys, you're amateurs. Go rent some porn.
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