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A spanking way to be happy
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| 03/30/05
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Posted on 03/30/2005 11:42:45 AM PST by b4its2late
It may sound a bit kinky but everything from depression to alcoholism can be cured with a beating on the bare bottom, scientists claim.
Spanking is more effective than exercise at keeping the blues at bay, say Russian researchers who carried out tests on caning.
They recommend that people receive 30 weekly sessions of 60 of the best. High levels of pain make the body produce endorphins or 'happy chemicals' and this leads to feelings of euphoria.
Endorphins also boost the immune system, release sex hormones and reduce appetite.
Dr Sergei Speransky, who now charges patients £57 for treatment at Novosibirsk Institute of Medicine, said: 'The treatment works. I'm not sadistic, at least not in the classical sense, but I do advocate caning.'
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: exercise; spank; spanking
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To: kahoutek
81
posted on
03/30/2005 12:35:44 PM PST
by
sonserae
To: GoldCountryRedneck; b4its2late; LauraJean; monday; TheBigB
... a "switch" hitter...A new meaning for "AC/DC", eh?!
Ya'll are cracking me up! LOL
monday, TheBigB...I knew the difference and just thought it should be called out for special attention.
(did you by chance notice where each article came from and who used which word?)
To: spodefly
The Google images search on the word 'spanking' yeilds interesting results.Your reply peaked my curiosity
soooooo...you're absolutely correct!
To: philman_36
Your reply
peaked piqued my curiosity
Grammar nazi extraordinaire. :o)
84
posted on
03/30/2005 12:50:00 PM PST
by
TheBigB
("She's the kind of girl you bring home to Mother... if Mother is a cigaretty, retired hooker.")
To: b4its2late
Holy Crap! I should have misbehaved more when I was a kid!
85
posted on
03/30/2005 12:51:59 PM PST
by
srm913
To: TheBigB
I like this type of nazigrammarian comment. Edumacation is important even for old geezers just as a reminder of how things ought to be.
86
posted on
03/30/2005 12:53:04 PM PST
by
AFPhys
((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
To: motormouth
To: Modernman
88
posted on
03/30/2005 12:59:31 PM PST
by
Bella_Bru
(You're about as funny as a case sensitive search engine.)
To: TheBigB
Your reply peaked piqued my curiosity
Grammar Spelling nazi extraordinaire. :o)Dictionary nazi super-extraordinaire.
89
posted on
03/30/2005 12:59:46 PM PST
by
tx_eggman
(Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
To: b4its2late
Hmmm. Maybe Pinhead was on to something?
90
posted on
03/30/2005 1:04:09 PM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: tx_eggman
I bow to your super-naziness.
91
posted on
03/30/2005 1:04:24 PM PST
by
TheBigB
("She's the kind of girl you bring home to Mother... if Mother is a cigaretty, retired hooker.")
To: TheBigB
Please add me to your Republican Reptile ping list. Thanks.
92
posted on
03/30/2005 1:04:39 PM PST
by
mondonico
(Peace through Superior Firepower)
To: JimWforBush
unless your offering shut it.
To: TheBigB
v. peaked, peak·ing, peaks v. tr.
1. Nautical. To raise (a gaff) above the horizontal.
2.
To bring to a maximum of development, value, or intensity.That was the manner in which I meant the word so go punish yourself with a spanking.
{;^)
To: philman_36
Nay! :o)
Your own sentence...Your reply peaked my curiosity
piqued, piqu·ing, piques
To cause to feel resentment or indignation.
To provoke; arouse: The portrait piqued her curiosity.
To pride (oneself): He piqued himself on his stylish attire.
95
posted on
03/30/2005 1:12:34 PM PST
by
TheBigB
("She's the kind of girl you bring home to Mother... if Mother is a cigaretty, retired hooker.")
To: b4its2late
[ It may sound a bit kinky but everything from depression to alcoholism can be cured with a beating on the bare bottom, scientists claim. ]
Could be true with liberals...
Its a well known FACT that in liberals all nerve ganglia.. converge in their ass..
Also, the place they get all their best ideas.. reading from the paper they wipe it with..
96
posted on
03/30/2005 1:14:43 PM PST
by
hosepipe
(This propaganda has been ok'ed by me to included some fully orbed hyperbole....)
To: hosepipe
Its a well known FACT that in liberals all nerve ganglia.. converge in their ass..ROTFLMAO.... Would make a great tagline, IMHO....
97
posted on
03/30/2005 1:24:34 PM PST
by
b4its2late
(Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.)
To: thag
"...we're 2 days early for the Official Friday Silliness Thread...."
...and just no telling where it will bottom out
98
posted on
03/30/2005 1:25:25 PM PST
by
GoldCountryRedneck
(The Flogging Will Continue Until Morale Improves)
To: srm913
99
posted on
03/30/2005 1:25:52 PM PST
by
b4its2late
(Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.)
To: TheBigB
I bow to your super-naziness. 
100
posted on
03/30/2005 1:27:12 PM PST
by
tx_eggman
(Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
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