[krb]

Ms. Jolie...doused reports that she plans to run for office over the weekend, telling reporters that "I think I've got too many skeletons in my closet for politics."

She probably means that literally.

[marty60]

BS. She insulted one of the Bush girls, calling the President names to her at the agency she was interning at. Frankly, who cares why to rich stars decide to split.

[cmiller623]

I like Jennifer much better now. A woman in Hollywood who thinks that people should invest their own money! Usually it is women that are so liberal...this time Brad Pitt is the liberal nutcase. Go Jennifer!!

[Texas_Jarhead]

"Mr. Pitt was reportedly opposed to military action in Afghanistan..."

If true then this position provides true insight.

[DCPatriot]

I'm sorry but I can't help but think of the Pitt's character "Floyd" in the movie True Romance.

A guy so stoned doing bong hits that he fails to see any danger in front of him.

[mountaineer]

This is from a satire source, folks!

[plain talk]

Anniston - apparently only one of few normal one over there in Lala land.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I may have to change my opinion of Ms. Aniston.

[0siris]

I don't believe this report. Not that I'm scurrying through gossip columns and E! entertainment to satisfy some fixation on celebrities, but from what I understand Pitt was the more conservative of the two (ie Lieberman-esque) and Aniston was the flaming lib. I remember Aniston calling Bush an "effing idiot".

[Popman]

Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt Apart—for Good

Dang, that ruined my day for about a nanosecond

[Graymatter]

Ms. Jolie...doused reports that she plans to run for office over the weekend, telling reporters that "I think I've got too many skeletons in my closet for politics."

Too much skeleton between the ears maybe.

[LS]

While I don't think JA is all that, I'd definitely pick her over "buff" Brad :)

[CaptRon]

Jolie denies plans to run for office, citing 'skeletons in my closet'

OH MAN! STOPYERKILLIN' ME! ROFLMAO!

Where to begin...?

[ClearCase_guy]

Ms. Aniston, who earns more than $10 million per film, is said to be a strong supporter of Mr. Bush's privatization initiative, while Mr. Pitt has cast his allegiance with such Democratic stalwarts as Senator Harry Reid and the AARP.

How bias sneaks in, without appearing as bias: "Ms. Aniston -- a fabulously wealthy, greedy and cold-blooded supporter of President Bush disagrees with Mr. Pitt who is a loyal supporter of causes which help the elderly."

[tomahawk]

SATIRE, SATIRE, SATIRE

Not real, people.

[KevinDavis]

Satire Alert!

[Scythian]

To bad Brad is going for sin (that girl, what's her name) and liberalism, he'll regret it all someday

[finnman69]

bwahahahahahaha

[SeaBiscuit]

"Aniston and Pitt shocked the world earlier this year when they announced that they were formally separating"

Why would anyone be "shocked", since most Hollywierdo marriages are like just like their movies, all fiction.

[fortunecookie]

Ping! Check this! Who knew??

(Wow, I was harsh on Jen, I thought she was just avoiding having kids with him in favor of her career per earlier threads. Who knew their differences ran more deep, oops...)