To: John Zell
It's a conspiracy to keep you off the road and home where the mind control rays can be sure to reach you.
Thats why.
2 posted on
03/23/2005 4:09:33 PM PST by
Dr.Zoidberg
(This tagline brought to you by Islam. Islam, only the best of the 12th century for you and yours.)
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To: John Zell
83 posted on
03/23/2005 4:43:47 PM PST by
506trooper
(No such thing as too much guns, ammo or fuel on board...unless you're on fire)
Call you own state legislators and tell them to stop taxing you to dreath. Tell them to allow a nationally similar forumulation. Then, call your Congresscritter and tell them to stop discouraging domestic oil exploration. Etc.
84 posted on
03/23/2005 4:45:50 PM PST by
GOP_1900AD
(Stomping on "PC," destroying the Left, and smoking out faux "conservatives" - Take Back The GOP!)
To: Dr.Zoidberg
JohnZell (son of Gladys Zell) disappeared so I'll just post my advice here. John, stay in school through the 6th grade at least. It's a cruel world out here when you haven't finished grade school. And when you get on the short bus today, think about how stupid you sounded in your vanity. Come back in 8 or 9 years when you finish school.
86 posted on
03/23/2005 4:48:29 PM PST by
zip
(Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 48% of Americans)
To: Dr.Zoidberg
Lyndon ? Lyndon LaRoche ?...is that you ?
87 posted on
03/23/2005 4:51:44 PM PST by
stylin19a
(I will become a Democrat on my deathbed....better one of them dies than a good Republican)
To: Dr.Zoidberg
I guess you get all the replies!
Someone was whining to me about gas prices this past weekend. The day before I had made the round trip from my house about 20 miles west of Manhattan to JFK Airport, probably 40 miles each way. Let's say I used four gallons for which I paid about eight bucks.
Assorted tolls (some recently raise with hardly a boo, now that Ezpass is here) came to just over twenty bucks.
ML/NJ
88 posted on
03/23/2005 4:52:28 PM PST by
ml/nj
To: John Zell
All your Nukes ARE Belong to Us!!!!ZOT!
PWND!
90 posted on
03/23/2005 4:56:22 PM PST by
KoRn
(~Halliburton Told Me......)
To: Dr.Zoidberg
When is anyone going to get the idea that President Bush is the executive branch of the government. Get the elected legistlatture to vote and allow driling in ANWR. Then get rid of the biggest COMMUNIST organization in America, The environmental protection agency and then all those I want to save the wildlife that seem to keep breeding no matter what is going on.
91 posted on
03/23/2005 4:57:09 PM PST by
JOE43270
(JOE43270 America voted and said we are One Nation Under God with Liberty and Justice for All.)
To: John Zell
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
92 posted on
03/23/2005 4:59:46 PM PST by
SlowBoat407
(ANWR would look great in pumps.)
To: John Zell
My dear sir, I have read your offering.
Oh my dear sir! You fail to understand that the gray skinned aliens are running the show. And now that I have shared this secret with you they will be after me.
It is your duty to alert the world. To prevent the aliens from finding you.....
93 posted on
03/23/2005 5:00:42 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.)
To: John Zell
One of my co-workers said almost exactly the same thing the other day. I told him he was an idiot and if he had been paying attention the information is all over about why gas prices are where they are. Also we are lucky they are as low as they are. Joel, is this you? STFU and get back to work before the men in the white coats come and take you away.
95 posted on
03/23/2005 5:07:34 PM PST by
SolidRedState
(E Pluribus Funk --- (Latin taglines are sooooo cool! Don't ya think?))
To: Dr.Zoidberg; Americanwolf; AQGeiger; Beaker; BenLurkin; baltodog; BJClinton; big'ol_freeper; ...
Dangit, ah done missed anuther 'un!
96 posted on
03/23/2005 5:11:25 PM PST by
Old Sarge
(In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
To: Dr.Zoidberg
99 posted on
03/23/2005 5:23:03 PM PST by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©®)
To: Dr.Zoidberg
To: John Zell
Hi zotty. Call me? Please?
104 posted on
03/23/2005 5:27:24 PM PST by
Enterprise
(President George W. Bush - the leading insurgent detergent.)
To: John Zell
He's going to spend the money teaching stupid people how to spell.
105 posted on
03/23/2005 5:28:39 PM PST by
Redcloak
(There is no "I" in team. But then again, there is no "us" in it either. There is "meat" however.)
To: John Zell
Pancake for you, tinfoil boy!
106 posted on
03/23/2005 5:37:50 PM PST by
Kate of Spice Island
(When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk.")
To: Dr.Zoidberg
Another one of the Illumidioti brigade...
110 posted on
03/23/2005 5:52:59 PM PST by
El Conservador
("No blood for oil!"... Then don't drive, you moron!!!)
To: John Zell
Plaese advice I don't WANT to, or I won't.
111 posted on
03/23/2005 5:58:13 PM PST by
Brett66
(W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1)
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