To: John Zell
It's a conspiracy to keep you off the road and home where the mind control rays can be sure to reach you.
Thats why.
2 posted on
03/23/2005 4:09:33 PM PST by
Dr.Zoidberg
(This tagline brought to you by Islam. Islam, only the best of the 12th century for you and yours.)
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To: Dr.Zoidberg
ROFLMPJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilarious.
10 posted on
03/23/2005 4:14:10 PM PST by
Gabz
(Wanna join my tag team?)
To: Poster
he is doing something about it...he's starting to drill in Alaska.
11 posted on
03/23/2005 4:14:16 PM PST by
Pillows
To: Dr.Zoidberg
Don't you wish you could spell like an adult, troll? Weren't you out protesting that the war was so we could have cheap oil? Don't you feel as stupid as you look?
17 posted on
03/23/2005 4:16:05 PM PST by
theDentist
(The Dems are putting all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: Dr.Zoidberg; John Zell
Gas costs so much. I cant afford it. That reminds me of a bumper sticker popular in Texas after the first OPEC emargo:
Let'em freeze in the dark!
18 posted on
03/23/2005 4:16:08 PM PST by
Paleo Conservative
(Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
To: Dr.Zoidberg
To John Zell: Because Zelliburton has all the oil contracts.
21 posted on
03/23/2005 4:17:31 PM PST by
hflynn
To: John Zell
22 posted on
03/23/2005 4:17:44 PM PST by
Mark
(Lib Kinsley-LA Times-"I'm sick of talking about values..When I want values I go to Wal-Mart"))
To: John Zell
In inflation adjusted dollars, gasoline would have to cost over $3 a gallon to equal gasoline costs of the early 1980's.
Sit back, take a deep breath, and walk, don't ride.
23 posted on
03/23/2005 4:18:13 PM PST by
jackbill
To: Dr.Zoidberg
He wants to punish democraps, remember though - IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN, NOW STAY HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS.
24 posted on
03/23/2005 4:18:25 PM PST by
bfree
(Liberals are evil)
To: Dr.Zoidberg
Wow, could someone honestly be that stupid? Hard to believe.... This kind of dumb has to be intentional...
25 posted on
03/23/2005 4:18:29 PM PST by
Texas_Jarhead
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1366853/)
To: Dr.Zoidberg
To: Dr.Zoidberg
To: Dr.Zoidberg
As my old boss used to say(may he rest in hell),
Assume high toned Cajun accent...
"Ehh, Walkin' ain't out of style!"
To: John Zell
Well, John, it's like this. We Republicans are all stock-holders in fabulously wealthy oil firms and frankly, my yacht could use a refit. Do you know how much that costs, even if you use illegal alien labor? So as I see it, it's a choice between ending world hunger or upgrading the hull to exterior pearl enamel. Like that's a choice?
So pony up, baby. You're gonna need a full tank to run your granny to the emergency room once we pull her medicare benefits. And if I get enough to go nuclear on the yacht, the oil will be pure profit anyway. You bring the untouched wilderness areas, I'll bring the oil rigs...
To: John Zell
"Want" is different than "won't."
Most DUmmies at least spell the title correctly.
35 posted on
03/23/2005 4:20:47 PM PST by
KidGlock
(Get in the pit and try to love some one)
To: John Zell
Why want he? Do you know? He want you step off high place do you know.
Why you want stop be bunghole?
36 posted on
03/23/2005 4:21:02 PM PST by
humblegunner
(We ain't subject to terror, but it's unwise to irritate us.)
To: John Zell
But... but... I thought Bush had a secret plan with the Saudis to reduce oil prices. Didn't he?!
Grow up, learn to spell, and get a job.
37 posted on
03/23/2005 4:21:03 PM PST by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: John Zell
Your post tells me that it might be good to invest in tinfoil.
39 posted on
03/23/2005 4:21:21 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
To: John Zell
Why would Bush do anything about the price of gas?
Have you seen his ranch? He like totally needs that income to pay all of his bills.
43 posted on
03/23/2005 4:23:24 PM PST by
RushCrush
(Posting since July 2004)
To: John Zell
Egads. Getcher money back on that lobotomy, pal?
44 posted on
03/23/2005 4:23:29 PM PST by
Hi Heels
(Now Andy, I ain't got time for them trivial trivialities...Barney Fife)
To: Dr.Zoidberg
Call the democrats who would not drill in Alaska or off the cost of Florida. They want gas high as do the environmentalist so that we will stop driving card and they can move us into boxes for control by the judges. You might also try and find out who is driving the price up by buying the futures options. I would think Soros and other billionaire democrats.
45 posted on
03/23/2005 4:24:12 PM PST by
YOUGOTIT
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