Arafat Killed By High Tech Laser Attack - Envoy

Bernama.com ^ | March 19, 2005 | Feizal Samath

[dogbowl]

COLOMBO, March 19 (Bernama) -- Attallah Quiba, the Palestinian ambassador in Sri Lanka, believes that Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat was killed by unnamed Israelis using advanced technology, the Island newspaper said.

Responding to questions at a media conference in Colombo on Friday, Quiba claimed that two Israelis who met Arafat on the day he was taken sick "used a laser device to attack Arafat."

"They tried to flee after using the device but were wrestled down by the Palestinian Authority security personnel. Both men were carrying Canadian passports."

Quiba was quoted as saying the Palestinian Authority immediately informed the Israeli government of the "attempt on Arafat's life." Samples of Arafat's blood were tested in 16 countries and it was revealed that he had been poisoned by high technology, he said.

[Squantos]

All I had was a lucky beer tab necklace to stop bullets..... kids these days get all the good stuff ......:o)

[Tall_Texan]

Must every thread turn into a Schiavo discussion? Come on.

If it makes you feel any better, I can tie this into any thread on Christopher Reeve or Karen Ann Quinlan too. ;-P

[American in Israel]

Drug use must be common in Muslims.

[American in Israel]

Good lie, but too good, It has to be real stupid for the Paleostiens to swallow it. Particle beam to them is a muddy water coming out of a hose...

[Velveeta]

ROFL!

[Calpernia]

What is even more ironic....

This type of sci fi rumor being created by the culture that denies we landed on the moon.