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1 posted on 03/16/2005 9:29:35 AM PST by kiriath_jearim
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To: kiriath_jearim

Wonder if he was narcoleptic?


2 posted on 03/16/2005 9:30:24 AM PST by cjshapi
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ROFL......truth is so much funnier than fiction these days.....


3 posted on 03/16/2005 9:31:22 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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I've heard of "sleeping on the job" but this is ridiculous!!!


4 posted on 03/16/2005 9:31:33 AM PST by politicket
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He woke up and got real mad. Here is a picture of him in the holding cell.
5 posted on 03/16/2005 9:32:02 AM PST by isthisnickcool (This space for rent.)
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"...Empty the All the register."

Think he meant "all your register are belong to us?" I guess a life of crime is more exhausting than it appears to be on TV. :)


7 posted on 03/16/2005 9:33:40 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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Custermors

He was vey series.

8 posted on 03/16/2005 9:34:19 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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"Son, you've got a panty on your head."


9 posted on 03/16/2005 9:36:06 AM PST by lady lawyer
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Poor guy. Can't even fail properly.

You obviously failed at school (see grammer/spelling,) You fail at being a productive member of society, then when you hit rock bottom, you fail in your attempts to go rouge.

I hope he doesn't fail in fending off his amorous cell mate.


10 posted on 03/16/2005 9:37:03 AM PST by Sax
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Oh yeah, he's gonna do really well in prison. :)


11 posted on 03/16/2005 9:37:14 AM PST by Coop (In memory of a true hero - Pat Tillman)
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He'll be safer in jail.

It's the right thing to do.

13 posted on 03/16/2005 9:38:36 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.)
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lol bump!


16 posted on 03/16/2005 9:39:29 AM PST by talleyman (E=mc2 (before taxes))
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LOL! Darwin Award Candidate Alert!

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
17 posted on 03/16/2005 9:40:03 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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"...with a nylon stocking over his head ..."

Ab Grab escapee ????

18 posted on 03/16/2005 9:40:43 AM PST by GoldCountryRedneck (The Flogging Will Continue Until Morale Improves)
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Hi there. What a day!


22 posted on 03/16/2005 9:44:17 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Be forewarned that watermarks have been added to this tag-line ... [hello?] ...)
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How is this attempted armed robbery if the guy never went in the store?


25 posted on 03/16/2005 9:49:14 AM PST by nikos1121
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I figured alcohol was involved, but the hypos may indicate a more serious sleep inducer. Note to self: get high AFTER work.


26 posted on 03/16/2005 9:49:22 AM PST by BallyBill (I'm a God fearing man and with many I stand....)
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Hold muh hold-up note and watch this.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


27 posted on 03/16/2005 9:49:56 AM PST by NRA1995 ("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
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"He spoke incoherently after the officers woke him, Capt. Anthony DiBona said."

I wonder why?


28 posted on 03/16/2005 9:50:31 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Be forewarned that watermarks have been added to this tag-line ... [hello?] ...)
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Just... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!


32 posted on 03/16/2005 10:10:35 AM PST by TChris (Lousy homophobic FReeper troll, religious right, VRWC member)
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To: AnnaZ; HangFire; dead

Stupid Criminal Alert


35 posted on 03/16/2005 10:18:07 AM PST by Feiny ( The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.)
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