Does anyone blame me for leaving Maine? Come to Missouri y'all, it's great. Taxes are lower, weather is better, people are friendlier, guns and ammo are cheaper, and there is a LOT less regulation. Plus you get to cower in fear from tornados every spring.
Maine is like living in a frozen, socialistic Scandinavian country, but without all the good looking blondes. Although, I must admit that I miss moose season.
You escaped just in time, there's actually a move afoot to make Moxie the official state drink.
I guess crank-case oil was already taken by another state.
No wait a minute. I take offense to that remark. LOL!