Posted on 02/28/2005 1:33:19 PM PST by Museumofleftwinglunacy.com
Deciding to take a trip once again to this freak's website, I discovered this latest bit of crap from the Pop Star Moby. Here is his entry in full. This guy has no clue how dumb he really is. I didn't realize it either until I read this journal entry...
flying from toronto to nyc. canada is such a nice place. i really do wish that the northern blue states could be annexed by canada and thus create 'the united states of canada.' as i said to some of the journalists in toronto, we would gladly give up our guns in order to forge a more perfect union with our northern neighbors(soon, hopefully, to become countrymen). i mean seriously, can't we just let the red states go off on their own to do whatever it is they want to do, while those of us in the blue states pledge our new allegiance to the u.s of c? we'll even learn 'o canada'. we could salvage the nhl and rename it the chl. and the red states would be happier without us. sure they might have to tighten their belts and learn to live without the hundreds of billions of dollars in tax money that flows from the blue states to the red states(just think, canada, annex the blue states and you could get all of those hundreds of billions of dollars for yourself...and broadway...and hollywood...and some nice beaches). it is ironic that the red states talk about family values and morality but that massachusets has the lowest abortion rates and lowest divorce rates in the country, while the deep south has the highest rates of divorce and abortion... yup, the red states really are bastions of moral virtue, huh. canada is a great place. the people are nice. please, canada, can't you come and save us from ourselves? we'll leave our guns at the door and return like the proverbial prodigal sons that we are. moby I wonder if he realizes how much money the Canadien tax system would "annex" from his bank account if he were a citizen there? LOL :)
Shame, I like Melville's writings.
Where does he get this stuff? Really? The lowest rates of divorce and abortion? Massachusetts 2 most currently prominent senators (and I hate to call them that), John Effin and Teddy, are both divorced from their first wives. Maybe, it's because the 'blue' staters and other hardcore leftie dems shun marriage and children, if that info is true at all.
Okay.
There is no bigger TOOL in the world than Moby.
There just isn't. He gets the award for the all time biggest tool that there ever was.
Bones
"I think Eminem said it best:
and Moby you can get stomped by Obie,
you 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
You don't know me,
you're too old let go its over,
nobody listens to techno"
That was funny.
I also remember when Em was accepting an MTV Music award and went up there and looked right at Moby and said "I WILL hit a man with glasses".... I almost fell out of my chair.
Bones
We should ship Eminem and Moby both to Canada.
There you go... Moby really is a DIck...
Check out some of the threads.....there's a lot of discussion out there about the repercussions on our sovereignty. If this harmonization goes through there will be a common currency like the Euro.......most likely the dollar (or the Amero?).
http://www.unitednorthamerica.org
It is long expected that canadian provinces will eventually become part of the USA. The canadian federal governemnt servers little funtion as a national body even now.
I think much of what is going on is more of an effort to "poison" pill the nation.
This is an article from The Onion, isn't it?
or a Canadiette
I think we need to start a permanent exchang program. We trade whiny libs for those who want less government in their lives and will help to make that difference.
contrast that with the number of marriages. Figures lie and liars figure.
Seriously - there was a Phil Hartman-era sketch on Saturday Night Live called "The United States Of Canada!"
Hartman and Nora Dunn said 'aboot' and called the sofa a 'Chesterfield'!
There was a huge pile of boxes out behind Piggly Wiggly dude. Don't let anyone beat ya to em. Have a nice trip!!!
Someone else saw that? That rocked!
The Cartoon Network rules!
Last week I heard about some actress chick who became a U.S. citizen but is maintaining a dual citizenship with Canada.
What's up with that? Why do we allow that?
Maybe we should all get dual citizenships in Canada and help our Freeper Canadian brethren out in the elections.
Or are only actress chicks and newsreader dudes allowed to participate in such shenanigans?
I have it on my computer, along with some other Space Ghost episodes. I think my favorite is the one with Busta Rhymes, and the natural gas. ;-)
I am serious here, who is Moby?
He's an exact clone of REM's Michael Stipe. They are the same person in two bodies. Like slime molds are all the same slime mold.
The Democrats would LOVE to have two more Senators and five more electoral votes if we make Canada the 51st state. Of course, we'd have to change its name to the "Commonwealth of Surrendermonkeychusetts".
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