Caption This (warning: not for the timid)

AFP ^ | Feb. 28, 2005

[Alouette]

Mon Feb 28, 3:40 AM ET
In this handout picture from the Presidential Office, former US President Bill Clinton (L) receives a gift of a saxophone from Taiwanese President Chen Shui-bian prior to a dinner engagement in Taipei(AFP/HO)

[Salvey]

Clinton will probably sell it on ebay, as it's an alto and he plays (?) tenor.

[kanecorp]

see where i'm pointing? that's where i hid the pot for you.

[farmer18th]

"And, Mr. President, you can detect Hillary's presence within five miles, by pressing this button here."

[lilakblosm]

"I want your sax" ~ George Michael

[Bigh4u2]

"This is different from you american saxophones."

"You blow in this end. And suck on the other end!"

[miele man]

The Clintoon, most likely, will not be playing this or any other sax for some time. I'd hazard a guess that his lung capacity or lung strength has been compromised by his recent heart problems and further, playing the sax might also tax his heart. Hmmm. Maybe the Taiwanese know this since, after all, Clintoon did give the Red Chinsese significantly greater missile capability to attack Taiwan.

[Fruitbat]

Heh! A blow what...?

[Darkwolf377]

"And when you're ready to transmit the files to your Chinese masters, just press that button."

[federal]

see where i'm pointing? that's where i hid the pot for you.

LOL!

Alright Thai sticks, How did you know they were my favorite?

[OXENinFLA]

"No, I said I wanted a blow, not something to blow....."

[Bigh4u2]

You mean you don't' see the resemblance?

[add925]

"Hey, I this Tsunami Relief gig is really fun! I thought I'd actually have to do some carpentry work."

"Try my product!"

[add925]

Clinton will probably sell it on ebay, as it's an alto and he plays (?) tenor.

In Asia, this is a tenor Sax. Their Altos are 2.3 inches long.

...as I run & duck for cover.

[Brilliant]

Now for the truly absurd: China protests Clinton visit to Taiwan.

What do they have against saxophones, I wonder?

[hgro]

Here is something you can suck on Mr. President.

[anonymous_user]

Yes, Mr. Clinton. I see your reflection too.
Yes, you are very handsome.
Yes, the glasses make you look smart.
Now can we please finish this presentation?

[Little Pig]

Feh. The keys are in the same place. It's just pitched differently. They all sound like weedwhackers anyway (said the F Horn player).