AS PLEAS GO OUT, HUNT FOR CITRUS GIRL GOES ON (Most Wanted to air Jessica Lunsford case tonight)

St. Petersburg Times ^ | Feb. 26, 2005 | St. Petersburg Times

[cyn]

and then there's this: "Deputies had found a body in a lake there. Dawsy braced Mark Lunsford for the news. He did not tell the elderly Ruth. The body was a young woman's. It turned out not to be Jessica."

Who was that poor person?

[proxy_user]

Sometimes, the improbable happens.

She could have woken up at six, remembered leaving something outside, and impulsively run out to pick it up. At the very same moment that she went out, X just happened to be passing by. He had no intention of committing a crime, he was just jogging or collecting the trash or something, but...

[mtbopfuyn]

Exactly, who was the female found in the lake? It's not every day LE happens to go diving for bodies and miraculously comes up with one right where they're looking.

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

re: the alarm clock -- my daughter's alarm clock goes off for long periods of time because she's a heavy sleeper. I could go wake her up myself, but that doesn't teach her responsibility. Maybe the alarm clock going off for a long time is a normal thing in their house -- it is in mine.

[Snoopers-868th]

What about a computer in the house?

[Elsie]

 

 


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[Kitty Mittens]

Thank you for the Ping, my FRiend! Going on my Knees to Pray for this little girl right now.

[youngtory]

the poor man, I saw him on TV with tears in eyes. I hope they find his daughter alive.

[Neenah]

Hi again Varina !

Have you heard in media anywhere, if the woman Jessica's Dad was with the night she disappeared, has been interviewed ?

Why wouldn't the DOLL be expounded on ? The officer said he wouldn't identify the doll. That sounds like a significant clue, doesn't it?

[Graymatter]

More probable than her randomly running into a kidnapper---maybe the would-be abductor befriended her, told her there was a group of kids going on a free trip to Disney World or wherever, or to a surprise party for her grandparents. Something she was supposed to keep secret from them. Then the kidnapper doesn't have to leave any DNA on the premises. Kids are very gullible.
They should ask her friends if anybody's got a "phone friend" that none of them has ever met. It's not always the computer.

[pitinkie]

I believe he came in thru the back door, which he said was locked.

[varina davis]

Hey Neenah, heard earlier today the "doll" was a purple porpoise she got at Disney or Seaworld last week.

[Types_with_Fist]

I am forced to agree. There is no evidence of forced entry. The point where he comes home is where she is missing. Something hasn’t struck me right about him either. He’s been on TV crying without any tears.

[Neenah]

Yeah, I read that too. But the thing I was talking about was in a talk with reporters yesterday, the officer said they found a doll, but because of the investigation he could not give information on it.

That was puzzling to me.

Nice being in contact with you again. Of course, not under these sad circumstances.

[varina davis]

Neenah, just heard that Jessica's mother has arrived in Florida. That should stir things up a bit, since she and the dad are reportedly very estranged.

[formercalifornian]

Or a pen pal. My neighbor's daughter started getting mail from a pen pal, and her mom said the return address looked strange. It turned out to be from a pervert prisoner in another state.

[bboop]

I wasn't speaking to you, actually. It's a good thread. I think it's interesting to speculate, mullets included.

[Neenah]

ok thanks. I missed that.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

My oldest son used to sleep walk when he was younger....I argued with him (he was 12) at the front door one night. He was bound and determined to leave the house. I finally told to go outside--I knew he would not get far; there was 4 feet of snow on the ground and the windchill was about 15 below. He opened the door, felt the cold, & he went back to bed.

He was sleepwalking & did not remember it the next morning. I always kept the deadbolt keys way out of his reach after that.

Does anyone know if Jessica had a history of sleepwalking?

[varina davis]

I don't believe she does sleepwalk. This area is forecast to get torrential rains and storms starting about midnight tonight and throughout Sunday. That will really hamper the search for Jessica. Her mother arrived today from Ohio.